Here's some good news: Bad Girls Club wasn't totally lethal tonight. It was actually surprisingly fun, thanks to continuing clashes of Zara and Aimee. They're a perfect combo: Zara's a needy idiot with no self-esteem. Aimee's a prickly firecracker who refuses to take any bullshit from anyone. Normally, the Zaras and Aimees of the world stay away from each other -- Aimees can't deal with Zara whining, Zaras can't deal with Aimee barking -- but on this show, they've been held in close quarters, and finally, we've seen the first noteworthy eruption since the Age of Ripsi. And who was in the middle of it all? You guessed it: our favorite penis head. Tomik.
The first portion of the show was pretty much a bore. The girls went to Q's Billiards on Wilshire Blvd., which just happens to be one of the very worst bars in Los Angeles. Some might call it a douchebag haven. Avoid at all costs, people. Unless, of course, you're a douchebag. In which case, go there and stay out of the cooler spots. Wow, I'm such a snob. This show brings it out in me. Anyway, a bunch of guys tried to hit on Jodie, with one saying that her accent sounded like it wasn't from anyplace in the country. Yes, that exotic Baltimore accent truly is beguiling!
While Jodie fended off the douchebags (caveat emptor at Q's), Ty revealed to Leslie that she's, well, bi. Bi-Ty! This was mildly shocking to Leslie (and probably more so to Ty's boyfriend, Juan). Ty asked Leslie if she would ever turn sapphic, and Leslie was all hell to the no. Yeah, we'll see about that, Miss Muffaletta.
Back at the bar, Jodie finally met a charming young paid actor man named Jonathan, who was ever so dreamy. She had no choice but to bring him back to the estate and show him the panoramic views -- not to mention the window to her old bedroom. Fascinating tour! The two then reclined on a couch and talked about how they both were engaged to people at the same time, and how both relationships fell apart. Surely a love connection like none other!
Meanwhile, Zara stumbled into the house with Tomik, who finally graduated to VIP level, as evidenced by the special interview the producers gave him. Um, last time I checked, he wasn't a bad girl. Why was he being interviewed? Well, if there was anyone who hated Tomik as much as us, it was Aimee. She not only despised him, but she greatly objected to the way he acted as if he ran the Bad Girls house. She told us, "He's a nobody. He thinks he's somebody, but Tomik's a nobody." Amen, sister. Amen.
Of course, Zara didn't like all of Aimee's negativity. She felt Aimee should stop bitching at everything, particularly the things that underscored Zara's own stupidity. Surely, these two were headed for a catfight.
Meanwhile, new girl Deann got the post-Jonathan report from Jodie. The two did not kiss because Jodie does not kiss on the first hang out, but man did they have wonderful conversation. They were gonna hang out the next night! "How is it that in all of LA, you find the hottest, sweetest person?" Deann asked. Um, because he came from central casting.
Deann did have one critique though: "He needs to work on his handshake. It's kind of pussy." Dunh dunh DUNH! You heard it here first, America. Jonathan had a pussy handshake. Who would have thought?
Meanwhile, over in the living room, Zara and Aimee were finally going at it. Aimee didn't understand why Zara defended everything Tomik did (um, because she's needy on account of serious Daddy issues?). The two began bickering, and Zara accused Aimee of yelling all the time. "You'll keep whining. I'll keep yelling!!!" Aimee retorted. WHAT? Was she really implying that Zara whines all the time? That's just blasphemous!
The next day, the fighting had subsided, and now all the girls were going to Tomik's housoe for a party. Well, almost all the girls. Leslie and Ty were heading to a lesbian bar. Anyway, the girls all headed out to their respective locations -- although, not before Jodie left a message on Jonathan's voicemail. For those of you who forgot, they were supposed to go on a date that night, but Jonathan hadn't called her yet. Sounds like someone's in store for a royal snub!
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Comments (3)
"Ty asked Leslie if she would ever turn sapphic, and Leslie was all hell to the no. Yeah, we'll see about that, Miss Muffaletta."
LOL LOL LOL!
Aimee is awesome. I wasn't much for her negativity, but shes a no nonsense girl. I love it!
It really bugs me how far Zara has her head buried in her ass.
1 of 3 | Posted by McCreamy
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Posted on January 17, 2007 6:56 AM
Aimee is such a dark cloud her personality and even her whole look. Nasty Scary girl. What was up when she said to Ty and the other girl "oh i have fun everywhere i go" yeah ok!!!!!!!! FUN? Shes like a thunderstorm ready to pour on fun loving Zara's parade
2 of 3 | Posted by krissyh131
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Posted on January 24, 2007 6:49 AM
I mean, sure aimee is cool because she loves to talk shit but I think thats all she is full of as well. Poor dumb Zara. she was a complete idiot for allowing tomik to play her but damn! These girls invite him over and nobody even cares when he spits on her. she must not have any friends in the house
3 of 3 | Posted by mlg421
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Posted on February 20, 2007 9:52 PM