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Recap: Bad Girls: Bleached Blondes - TVgasm

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jodi013007I, like any person who's been watching The Bad Girls Club, expected the same old dreary story on tonight's episode. Zara says something dumb and everyone complains about it for the next twenty-two minutes. However, imagine my delight when the girls actually did bad things. Pranks went awry, fires blazed uncontrollably, and one scary-lookin' park ranger felt the wrath of four drunken, scantily clad idiot girls. Wow, looks like there's still some life in this show after all!

This week's show started with drama from the getgo. Aimee swore she saw a rat in the kitchen, and even though no one else knew what the hell she was talking about, Aimee insisted there definitely, definitely was vermin present. Turns out that Aimee's big fear in life were rats; so as you can imagine, she wasn't faring so well with this possible critter/hallucination dancing through her memories. She not only was shaking, but during the confessional, she became convinced that the rat was crawling on her back at that moment (I believe what she felt was the gentle touch of her '80s hair falling on her shoulder blades).

There was a brief scare as Leslie announced that the rat was hiding behind the mop. This caused Aimee to go running out the front door (because there are no rats outside!), but it turned out Leslie was just playing a little prank. Not cool, man! Not cool! (Okay, it was very cool).

Later, we found the blondes (Kerry, DeAnn, and Jodie) planning out a camping trip. Why? Probably because the producers were sick of them sitting on their asses. Anyway, Aimee immediately refused to go -- saying she used to want to cry for people who went camping. Jodie, also not a camping fan, said she'd go, just to be a sport. She was immediately saddened, however, when she discovered that their destined campsite did not come with a complimentary golf course. Man, what sort of rough terrain was this? At least give her some croquet!

Knowing that Jodie was a slight princess when it came to camping, Kerry and DeAnn decided they'd have some fun and play a prank on her. They'd get a scary mask and pop out of the woods, sure to cause shrieks and laughter all around. DeAnn then explained to us that even though Jodie was in the "secret club," she still needed to get a good razzin'. By the way, it's not such a secret club when you all look exactly the same (and hang out exclusively with each other).

We then had a boring detour for Ty, who was complaining about her boyfriend yet again. She still didn't trust him, which was barely tolerable last time we focused on this relationship. Now, it's either she dumps him or she shuts up. Besides, she didn't even like boys; so why was she bothering?

Turns out that Ty had a felony on her record (forgery). This meant she owed $6,000 to The Man, and since Ty apparently thought it would be best to go on a reality show instead of getting a job, she had no money to her name. That's where Juan came in. He paid for her shit, and in return, she deigned to let him be her boyfriend. I really like Ty; so I'll refrain from calling her a prostitute or anything, but, um, yeah. Probably not a good situation for her to be in.

Nevertheless, Ty was so fed up with Juan; so announced, "I'm gonna turn into a fuckin' lesbian." Going to?

The next day, DeAnn, Jodie, Aimee, and Kerry were going to go shopping. DeAnn unwisely told Aimee about the prank, and of course Aimee thought it was dumb, but she swore to keep her mouth shut to Jodie about it. Anyway, the four girls drove into Hollywood, and while Aimee and Jodie shopped on Melrose Ave., the other two went to one of the dumbest stores in L.A. and shopped for masks. Of course, what was supposed to be a simple shopping trip turned into a full-fledged bonanza as Kerry and DeAnn pranced around the store as if this were the first time they'd ever seen costumes and fake snakes and whatnot.


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