This week on The Bad Girls Club, the girls get naked, drunk and have fights. Just like last week. Only this time someone will be leaving! And someone else will be arriving. Lets get to it!
This week starts off with the girls in a car. They are on their way to a place called the Bizzy B. Kayla tells us its a lingerie shop and that they are going there to make some money.
We're a happy family.
See it seems Kayla has had a few run-ins with the law and she sucks at money management so she's in need of some bills. There they will have a competition to see who can walk around half naked and sell the most itty bitties. Whoever can drag in the most people and sell the most slutwear will win a cash bonus!
The girls hit the streets half naked with vouchers to give out to all the dirty old men they can find. Simple no? NO! Some of the girls really get into it...
While others, not so much.
Nothing screams "buy me" like those last two pictures does it? Meanwhile Midget is running around grabbing every man woman and child she can find and bringing them into the store and making sales. Kayla decides that shit is too much like work so she just pops on into the store and decides to buy all the shit herself and win that way. Midget is pissed. Midget also has a credit card and decides she will go Kayla one better and buy MORE shit! After all, she has actually been working while Kayla mostly just scowled at people. Fair is fair right? WRONG!
Kayla is pissed. It's not fair. She has tickets to pay off so the world should just get the hell out of her way and let her win. Here's a thought. Why don't you use the money you just spent on lingerie to pay your damn tickets or, and here's a radical idea, actually WORK for it?
Even Amber feels sorry for Kayla at first. She thinks Midget should have let Kayla win. Uhh no, if I had walked up to as many people and worked like that I'd have done the same thing. And I would have maxed out my credit card in front of her. Kayla gets pissed off as usual and tells Midget not to speak to her anymore.
The lady behind the counter looks like she's scared shitless and she anounces that yes indeedy Midget is the winner!
As you can see, Kayla is thrilled. Kayla also managed to sell NOTHING. As did Sarah. Midget wins $300. Kayla tells us that yeah she's a sore loser but wah wah she has tickets to pay and oh by the way we can all kiss her ass. Suck it Kayla.
On the way home Kayla tells us that she should be in federal prison right now for the things she's done. It seems she used some "fake bills" to buy some things, then returned those things to the store and got refunded real money. Amber says "You didn't get caught did you?" and Kayla actually says "Nope" and then explains what she bought and how she did it. This girl is brilliant! Its not like this is being taped or anything. Midget is shocked that Kayla would do such a thing and Kayla says "Yeah I'm really a bad girl".
Back at home Tiff is talking to Skeet. Or whats left of him. She asks him what's he doing and he says "smoking a blunt and cleaning my gat". Well at least he's a multi-tasker! Tiff notices that he doesn't seem thrilled to hear from her and also that he hasn't tried to call her. He can't maintain his side of the convo and she gets pissed. She tells us he's unemployed and is whats known as a "hustler". She thinks maybe this isn't the life for her. Oh I see. She's setting up a fight so she can have Marcus over and not feel guilty about it. She hangs up on his ass and goes to get back up from the other girls. For some reason Kayla is mostly naked and squatting.
Somebody call Stanley Steemer quick!
Tiff says he shouldn't make her mad cause she's a man eater and will go out and get 5 boys and bring them back all at the same time. And then she says she's gonna go talk to Marcus. Told ya.
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Comments (20)
Way to go, Cherie, this recap was so much fun! I think if there was a skank-off between your Bad Girls, ChickBomb's Rock Of Love Girls, and my Double Shot Of Love Girls, yours would win panties down every time! I was cracking up with the description of Kayla's voice suddenly getting squeezed into heliumville, I could SO hear that in my head.
It's too bad Kayla didn't think about the fact of admitting to her crimes on camera, did she think that would just be ignored? Now she'll be all surprised when she gets paid a bizzit from her local Barney Fife-type, right? I'm glad she's gone, though, there's enough craziness and stupidity without adding her exponential bullshit to the pile...
much love to you, keep up the great work!
love, J-Mo :)
1 of 20 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 14, 2009 8:29 AM
OMG! OMG! OMG!
"gather"
J-Mo! I love you! You have made my day! My week! I love your recaps & the fact that you commented on mine is priceless!
Thank you darlin!
2 of 20 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 14, 2009 8:47 AM
Cherie, I'm actually going to side with Kayla on this one.... Midget was provoking her on purpose, and Kayla asked her to leave her alone. Midget didn't, and kept asking more and more questions to PURPOSELY get a rise out of her. I'm not saying that Kayla wasn't beat up at the gas station, or that her bark is worst than her bite, but what do you do with someone who is annoying and won't shut the fuck up?
And, as far as tipping goes, a tip is based on the person's opinion of how good the service is, not that the waiter deserves something JUST for showing up to work. Also, 20% is more than a generous tip, whereas the norm is 10% or bad service, and 15% for great to excellent service.
If the Ambers were so-called embarrassed, and the difference was only $2, then I'm with Kayla... put the money in yourself and shut the fuck up about it!
Although, I'm glad she's gone, so we can have Tanisha run the house.
Also, isn't "Skeet" a reference to male ejaculate? LMAO, every time that name came across my TV screen.
3 of 20 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on January 14, 2009 12:47 PM
LOL I didn't think anyone would take Kayla's side! Maybe I'm just blinded by my total dislike of her. I wanted to like her but she just made it so hard. Still don't think Kayla had the right to put her hands on her though no matter how much Midget was yapping. And YES "skeet" is another name for spooge, lol. And I still don't know what a "gat" is. Maybe I misheard. Maybe Skeet was smoking a blunt and cleaning his CAT! LOL.
Love you slutty_whore!
4 of 20 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 14, 2009 6:57 PM
15% for great/excellent service?! I guess tht comes from the Kayla school of tipping
5 of 20 | Posted by awonderland | Posted on January 14, 2009 7:23 PM
Cherie, a gat is a gun.
6 of 20 | Posted by Pixielated | Posted on January 14, 2009 10:16 PM
Pixielated-I kinda thought that but it was more fun to picture him doped up and actually trying to clean his cat lol. Plus I am just entirely too innocent. A delicate flower really.
7 of 20 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 14, 2009 11:06 PM
Awonderland, since you are making an attack on me, I'm going to post this from Wikipedia... if you want to find it yourself, search tipping under United States.
" Tipping is customary in restaurants having traditional table service. While the amount of a tip is at the discretion of the person receiving the service, the customary tip until the 1980s was from 10 to 15 percent of the total bill before tax, for good to excellent service, and since then has risen to 15 to 20%.[citation needed] The higher percentages are often expected by servers at more expensive establishments.
8 of 20 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on January 15, 2009 6:07 AM
slutty_whore-
then we are in agreement... That excerpt from wikipedia says 15% was an excellent tip in the 80's. There's no attack there...I am a food and beverage manager (in the year 2009) and 15% is a standard tip, 20% is good.
9 of 20 | Posted by awonderland | Posted on January 15, 2009 8:26 PM
Don't make me pull this car over!
10 of 20 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 15, 2009 10:38 PM
Yeah, come on guys... give peace a chance!
love, J-Mo
P.S. Ma Cherie, thank you so much, you're sweeter than a sugar pie... :)
11 of 20 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on January 16, 2009 7:53 AM
OMG You are totally going to rip me a new one! :) Is it better to just claim it even though it really didn't happen? I mean not an Amber B "really didn't happen" but a real, really didn't happen. I was totally joking around about shots (Sarah taught me to not use my teeth). Oh shit, I am asking for this one.
12 of 20 | Posted by badgirlamber | Posted on January 21, 2009 3:32 AM
I'm gonna need a translation on that one Midget. If you are talking about last nights show...lolololol...you are a Bad Bad Midget! Stay tuned.....
13 of 20 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 21, 2009 8:35 AM
I love your recaps. I always read them and when you call TIFFANY the TIFF-MONSTER That is how I always saw her too!!! Thanks you for being so damn FUNNY!
14 of 20 | Posted by MyKidT | Posted on January 22, 2009 7:01 AM
Haha... sorry. I meant to say that it was a running joke that I used my teeth for blowjobs because we took a bartending class and I spilt the blowjob shot when I was trying to use my teeth and not my lips. Watching it now actually has me second guessing my little make-out session in the bathroom, although nothing really happened. At least I will always be on the receiving end when I am fooling around! Gosh.... I am so excited now!
Check out my weekly blog on TVwithoutpity.com. It sure as hell doesn't beat yours but I try a little.
15 of 20 | Posted by badgirlamber | Posted on January 22, 2009 8:51 AM
MyKidT-thank you darlin! Its posters like you who make my job so much fun.
Midget-the editors had a field day with your bathroom make out session. It was hilarious! Not sure I believe you though. LOL.
16 of 20 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 22, 2009 3:43 PM
Haha... After watching, I don't even believe myself. That's why I call my defense a "Amber B", not very believable. :)
Yay! I can't wait to see you go to town on us! I think I might have Sarah and Tiffany reading now too! You Rock! And... talking about nicknames... omg, geezerbait, so appropriate.
17 of 20 | Posted by badgirlamber | Posted on January 23, 2009 8:39 AM
hahaha these recaps are hilarious Cherie. I just started watching this season On Demand so i'm putting all my comments from the begining here!
Midget is definitely my favorite! She reminds me off myself. And Tiff is the chillest in the house by far. I live about 40min-1 hour from Boston, MA.. and Whitney, god girl you would be cool if you didn't repeat that you're from there every 5 minutes! It's not that dope of a place. And I hate Ailea too, stop your crying! And icccck to her grampy boyfriend!! all i can think of is his shriveled, stinky, geezer balls...
SO GLAD Kayla is gone! I wanted to throw my remote at the television every time she opened her mouth. I could NOT bare to live with her! I wish Midge got to pop her in the nose once before she bounced!
18 of 20 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 25, 2009 11:46 AM
And PS - as far as tipping goes... i ALWAYS leave 20% or more (I mean, if it's absolute shit service, I'll go down to 15%). I've worked in the restaurant biz for 6 years now and it's tough work. Servers only get paid $2-4 and hour, which is usually totally taken out of your checks anyway for taxes. So the only income they're getting is from your tip. I can't stand people who don't know how to tip. If you get separate checks, then fine.. because you're the one who's going to look cheap, but if you're w/a group of ppl, you're embarrassing everyone. Going out to eat is a privilege, not a right... so if you don't have enough $ to tip, you don't have enough $ to go out to eat! stay home cheap skates!
sorry... had to rant about that a bit! (just got home from work... can ya tell?? haha)
19 of 20 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on January 25, 2009 11:51 AM
Lady_Ace thank you kindly. I love doing this show. I may have to borrow "shriveled stinky geezer balls". Haha Thanks!
The new episode is up on the front page.
20 of 20 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on January 25, 2009 5:43 PM