Midget tells us that she and Amber have fun together and the other girls just sit there and are boring.
Back at home one of the witches decides they should put all the Amber's shoes on a raft and put it in the pool. Ok now that's sort of funny. That's an actual prank. They decide to anchor it with weights so it will stay in the middle of the pool. Again this is actually funny.
Tiff and Trash start singing The Amber Show and dancing around. Tiff has white shit all over her face and she's creeping me out. She looks like the Joker.
Best prank ever!
Tiff tells us they are proud to have Trashley as the new addition to the Fabulous Five. Oh joy.
The Amber's arrive home. The Flatulent Five are hiding in the smoke room, of course, peeking out at them. Amber tells us that while they are out the girls played pranks and then she notices her shoes are missing.
Here shoey shoey shoey!
Amber looks everywhere and then tells Midget that her shoes are missing and she doesn't find it funny. There's the Amber I know. Sorry chick but when you play pranks you are going to get pranked. Lighten up. Midget realizes her shoes are gone too so they go ask the Coven. Sarah says they are safe and hints for them to look in the backyard. Then they all go out and laugh at them.
That's way better than the Tanisha prank!
Amber see's the raft in the pool and yells "Guys that's so mean." They just laugh. As Amber tries to get the raft she realizes that there are gummi bears all over it too. See, the gummi bear came back to bite you on the ass. And then promptly died. As she and Midget pull the raft in Amber says that the shoes are ruined. And she says "Those are the ones that are sentimental." Shut up Amber! Midget just laughs. Amber says the shoes are bubbling. Midget thinks its just smog.
Amber tells us that the humidity has soaked the shoes and she is pissed off. She also says that if they had done that to the others "We would be decapitated right now." And she's right. Dammit.
Not like she uses it for much anyway.
As Midget is putting her shoes away all she says is "Malicious or not malicious. That is the question." And then we see Amber washing her face with the oil tainted face wash. Yeah like she needs more bumps on her face.
The next morning the Ambers are chatting. Midget tells her she should talk to Sarah. I don't think so. Sarah is a conniving little bitch and talking to her won't help. Amber thinks Sarah should apologize to her and Midget says that's not gonna happen and says again that she should talk to Sarah.
Doorbell! Oh look its Old Stinky Geezer Balls himself. Yay.
Here's some leg spreader gift wrapped booze.
Geezer Bait tells us that she doesn't feel like she's cheating on him. She's just being a 21 year old girl having fun. Oh look he's brought tequila. And he's trying his best to get her to drink it. She doesn't like it. She asks him if he misses her. He does. Barf. He asks if she's behaving and she says yes. Amber is in the room on the computer and she tells us that Geezer Bait will cheat with anything that walks.
Eew he even smells old.
Everyone else heads out for the night. At the club Sarah see's Noah and they talk. She asks him if he's mad she didn't ask him back to the house the other night. Then she tells him she hasn't had sex in like 6 weeks, and she's afraid that if he comes back to the house they will do the deed.
I want it to be special. I know! I'll bathe.
She continues by saying she's a horny bitch and if he comes over she will bang him and she doesn't want to do that here. He promises that he won't make her do anything. Sarah tells us that she has ruined many a relationship by banging too soon and she wants to make sure she actually likes Noah before she puts out.
Outside Tiff is trying to tell Sarah to chill and drop them drawers. She says Noah likes Sarah and he has a good job and makes good money. Then Tiff tells us that Sarah is using the power of the pussy. But Oxygen puts a meow sound over it and I giggle.
The power of the Meow.
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Comments (26)
I actually felt sorry for the Ambers in this episode...and for that I will never forgive the other 5.
All the shit talking and stirring things up by Sarah was a work of art, though. Hopefully Kayla will come back and set their asses straight. The best thing that could happen would be the 5 turning on each other, which I could see happening between Skankah and Trashley.
And when did Boston become irrelevant? At least she used to have an opinion, now she.s just going along for the ride with crazies.
1 of 26 | Posted by lennonwhore | Posted on February 12, 2009 10:23 AM
OK Cherie, I'm gonna play the game.
Doom = Tiff
Gloom = Boston
Shitty = Geezer Bait
Slutty = Sarah
Bitchface = Ashley
Like you, I'm a bit fatigued by the episode, too, and am glad we have a two-week break. I just feel that no one really trusts the Ambers, was never all that close to them, they got their good friend KC evicted from the house, and then were left alone.
Tiff said one funny thing, something along the lines of, "Amber can't call anyone a whore since she's the only one who's gotten any in the house." So true, and I bet the condom wrapper is still on the floor.
The episode was very shrill and I hope that there will be some reprieve from that with the next so-new episode... LOL.
Oh, and quick question, I remember seeing Fazil in a previous ep, but where did Noah come from?
2 of 26 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 12, 2009 12:24 PM
Oh Cherie, where to even begin? :) I love channeling Amber as Elphaba - now I will always picture her with green skin (she looks better that way).
"Sarah just looks like she smells ass. Which she probably does." Bwah hahahahahaha. Seriously. That chick looks like she needs a four day shower. And I can't even comment on those bags o'sag she's got going on.
Any caption with geezer bait cracks me the fuck up.
You give me the giggles.
SWAK, PottyMouth
3 of 26 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on February 12, 2009 1:34 PM
This is the show I signed up for!!! About damn time! The Fab 5 and some bad ass behavior! The oil was a bit much the the shoes in the pool! PRICELESS!! (evil grin) Tiff did look like the joker.Lmao Still Hate Amber B more than Amber M NOW!!! (Bad girls don't cry bitch!!)I like the backstabbing, yelling, crazy jumping and a good almost beat down! Ahhh..reminds to to call my Sister!! Good Times Good Time...Keep it up Fab 5!! Don't stop until they cry UNCLE or at least Tanisha!!! POP OFF SON!!!
4 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 12, 2009 4:02 PM
the fab 5 are ridiculous. if i was one of the ambers i would provoke them so much that they hit me, so then they get kicked out. and just call them fat to their faces. and ugly. and disgusting.
5 of 26 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on February 12, 2009 6:44 PM
ohh That's ah telling em preppyboy..really bad girl behavior call em Fat to their faces! I am sure these two Girls can do batter than that!
6 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 12, 2009 7:30 PM
How did Amber B know what the girls were trying to do with making those comments around them if she didn't say those things? If she innocent and really clueless about it, I think it'd have gone over her head. The fact that she realized what was going on shows the dumb bitch knew she had been caught.
It doesn't really matter to me what happened to them in that room. I don't think Midget deserved getting yelled at but Amber B deserved it and any chance to see Amber B cry or be put in a spot to potentially get slapped is all good to me!
Tiffany took offense to the gold digger comment b/c she blogged that she had a conversation with Amber B about something personal and that's how she knew that comment was about her... BUT... it still could have been about Ashley, since in one of the clips that weren't aired... Ailea and Amber B were making gold digger jokes, but it looked like they were talking about Ashley, not Tiff. It'd be a hard call on who they were referring to.. it could have also been a reference to Ailea about Kevin since one of the Ambers said in confessional that THAT was what they thought Ailea found attractive about him.
Amber Bitch is the problem. This isn't the first time she's been called out on her mouth. She tried to blame KC the other time that Tiff went to Midget about Amber Bitch running her mouth in the Calling the Cops vid.
She just needs to bend over and shove her ugly head up her flat ass and talk shit that way so no one would be able to hear it but herself.
7 of 26 | Posted by Case-Sensitive | Posted on February 12, 2009 8:46 PM
The only one that would those kind of comments is Amber Bitch. Midget's theory is always the same. "They are just jealous."
Amber Bitch might say it to Sarah but she doesn't have the balls to say it to the other girls.
8 of 26 | Posted by Case-Sensitive | Posted on February 12, 2009 8:51 PM
The show is off for TWO WEEKS?? Where did u hear that?
9 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 12, 2009 10:15 PM
Ceecee, it was announced on Oxygen, in the clips for the next episode, they stated that the Ambers would be doing a recap show next week and the week after would be the new episode with Kayla's return.
10 of 26 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 13, 2009 2:14 AM
Thanks for the recap, Cherie. I agree with preppyboy, the Blab Five are ridiculous and hideous.
I think it is hypocritical for the Blab Five to get upset about the Ambers talking about them when most of the time all of their conversations are centered on what the Ambers are doing or not doing.
11 of 26 | Posted by GasmReader | Posted on February 13, 2009 5:29 AM
Is it wrong that I think the Amber Show is hysterical? The Flab Five are just pathetic. Love the recaps! They're better than the show!
12 of 26 | Posted by FancyPants | Posted on February 13, 2009 6:17 AM
Ok thanks!! I will tune in then to see the beat down!! All my hopes and dream will come true Amber B will break down crying like the PuSSY she is ahhhh !!!! Words to live by -If you are going to be a member of the BGC all this whiny bullshit is not going to cut it! Pish Posh ..I wish kayla was here.. she not bad she is sad and a SLUTT! The Flab 5 may be pathetic but isn't this the BGC!!!
13 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 13, 2009 8:49 AM
I absolutely hate the blah 5. I always kinda liked the Ambers better anyways but this episode totally solidified it for me. I always hated geezer bait for her socks, boston for her accent and Sarah just because but they all crossed the line when they put oil in their stuff. That is just down right horrible. I would severely injure someone if i found out they did that to me.
Also if they are all such great friends why did they all just sit there when Geezer Bait started flipping out and screaming?
14 of 26 | Posted by FLOWIE623 | Posted on February 13, 2009 10:32 AM
Too funny !!! I love the the smell of Hate! This is the best BGC ever!!
15 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 13, 2009 12:51 PM
Thanks for reading everyone! ceecee, girl I am starting to worry about you lol! Are you sure you aren't one of the Bad Girls? If not maybe you should be!
slutty_whore you are correct! Noah arrived at the same time Fossil/Fazil/Fadoodle did.
Case-Sensitive I agree about Amber. She knew it was directed at her because she knew she had said that shit before. Her only redeeming quality to me is Midget.
16 of 26 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 13, 2009 4:51 PM
I myself am starting to worry about you!! U seem to have a thang with Midget, but hey we like who we like! You not on my team are you?? I don't think they would allow a a big lezzy like myself in the house...too many kitty kats for me!! Amber B would be safe, not even I would want her goodies. Lmoa
17 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 13, 2009 6:38 PM
Actually having a big lezzy running around that house would be hilarious! Seeing Boston's reaction would make my day. No sadly I am just a boring straight housewife. Midget is my fav in the house but Tanisha will always be my all time fav. Wait maybe I am a lezzy!
18 of 26 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 13, 2009 7:09 PM
That why you are cool; come on over we would love to have you! Just don't bring the Midget still not liking her..something about her face its odd!! Maybe the dick lips!Tanisha is my heart too. Can't wait until the blood bath in two weeks!!
19 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 13, 2009 7:34 PM
Ehh, I'm siding with the non-Ambers on this one. I can see how if we take just this episode on its own Tiff/Sarah/Ashley/Boston/Ailea seemed bitchtastic, but come on. The Ambers have been asking for it from Day 1, prancing around being utterly obnoxious, cliquish, and self-absorbed. I have to say I really enjoyed watching Amber B. get taken down a notch on this episode because I can't stand that ho. Yes Amber M. is often annoying (I'm amazed how earnest she was in thinking that Sarah was mad at Amber B. out of jealousy for her new shoes!). But at least Amber M. has a sense of humor and can be entertaining to watch. Amber B. just makes my skin crawl. I hope she does get run out of the house.
20 of 26 | Posted by MaryBelle01 | Posted on February 13, 2009 9:11 PM
Does anyone know what Amber B actually said that got her kicked out of school?
I would love to know!
21 of 26 | Posted by jc7676 | Posted on February 14, 2009 5:29 AM
That's a good question. I would love to know as well. Seems like there had to be something more to it to actually be kicked out. Then again my nephew got suspended from the school bus for 3 days for giving someone a dirty look, oh I mean "Peering Aggressively".
22 of 26 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 14, 2009 8:02 AM
Ugh, Sarah always looks so greasy and haggard. She might have a nice rack but she needs to do something with her hair and face!
23 of 26 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on February 17, 2009 11:21 AM
Oh my god. I can't believe no one has commented on how fucking bat shit crazy Aeliah (sp??) is!! I can't even stand watching her on my TV screen. She seems to think that going mental makes you look bad ass? ... I just kept wishing I could be there for that scene where she went nuts at the end just to laugh in her face and tell her "no wonder you've been to the loony bin, you fuckin whack job!". Oh man, I can't even explain my hate for that girl!!
24 of 26 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 20, 2009 7:54 AM
LOL she is so nutty it defies explanation! That irritating drunk voice she gets is like fingernails on a chalkboard! I have a feeling she'll be seeing the inside of a looney bin again real soon! Thanks for reading guys!
25 of 26 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 20, 2009 8:38 AM
i just started reading your recaps and their hilarious.
you need to make a new post!
26 of 26 | Posted by ifyouseekamy | Posted on February 25, 2009 6:26 PM