Tiff goes to talk to Midget. She tells her that her issue is that if you are going to say shit you should own it. I agree. Why don't you go first Miss Real? She can't figure out how Trashley knows things unless the Amber's are saying them. Let's see, OR she's lying and she's also getting info from you and your crew because all y'all seem to talk about is THEM.
You killed JFK didn't you?
Midget is like hello I am getting blamed for shit I didn't say. "That's not how I feel." Tiff says "Well if you didn't say it then who did?" Midget just holds her arms up like she doesn't know what else to say. Tiff tells us that once again Midget is all I don't know. Then she says Midget is the ditziest no knowledge having bitch she's ever known.
Midget tells her maybe its a guilt by association thing. Tiff jumps on that and says "So now Amber said it all." Midget says "I am not saying anybody said it all but that's not the feelings I have." What the hell is "It all" any damn way?
Ya want me to sing it?
Midget tells us that Amber has a history of talking shit about others in the house and so she is guilty by association. Apparently every bad thing ever said in the house came out of their mouths.
Tiff goes and tells the others that she doesn't know what else to do. She tried to talk woman to woman to Midget. Sarah says "You said it from day one. If you are going to talk shit you better have the balls to say it face to face." Ha! Pot..kettle..have any of you met?
Tiff tells us that the Amber's have been very disrespectful and running their mouth and they are tired of it. Oh and she's sorry it has to come to this but she has to say something. Why don't you start with saying all the shit you've talked behind each girls back. How about that? Sanctimonious asshat.
Real talk, I lie like a mofo.
The trolls pile into the Amber's room and target Amber. Tiff wants to know who made the gold digger comment? Geezer Bait hops up and down and screams "Yeah who said that shit!" Amber says maybe she said something like that when she was drunk. She doesn't remember. So Tiff tells her that she just talked to Midget and "basically real talk, I hate to do this to you, but yo girl is throwing you underneath the bus." Ok. So "I am not saying anybody said anything" is now considered throwing someone under the bus. Get off my screen you colossal dingbat.
Geezer Bait yells that Midget said Amber said everything. Midget says no she didn't she just said that's not how she feels. Tiff , Geezer Bait, Trashley are all yelling at once and I can't understand what the fuck they are saying. Midget tries to put a stop to it by saying they should talk about this shit tomorrow when everybody is sober but these hag sharks have smelled blood and they ain't going anywhere.
Trashley yells that Amber doesn't belong there because she's a" skanky ass who won't take up for yourself and that's why you cry bitch." Huh? Where the fuck is Tanisha when you need her?
Told ya you were gonna need holy water.
Amber tells us that she's getting yelled at for talking shit when they do the exact same thing but since its the Fabulous Four it's ok. Actually its the Flatulent Five now.
On and on the yelling goes. And then Geezer Bait takes it a step further and really starts screaming like an insane bitch.
She keeps swinging at Amber and takes something out of her disgusting mouth and throws it at her yelling like a banshee the whole time. Amber keeps asking her what the fuck she's talking about but I don't think even Geezer Bait knows. Then she accuses Amber of saying that the four girls behind her are making shit up. No! They would never!
Then the little psycho jumps onto the bed and into Amber's face. Amber screams at her to calm down. She finally jumps off the bed saying "You better watch out." Then Psycho says in confessional "Amber you wanna try and talk shit about Kevin, fuck you bitch because I am not ready to have you sit here and talk shit about me my friends or people I care about. Go back to where ever you came from. Racist, PA. Go Back! I will break your face."
Cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo!
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Comments (26)
I actually felt sorry for the Ambers in this episode...and for that I will never forgive the other 5.
All the shit talking and stirring things up by Sarah was a work of art, though. Hopefully Kayla will come back and set their asses straight. The best thing that could happen would be the 5 turning on each other, which I could see happening between Skankah and Trashley.
And when did Boston become irrelevant? At least she used to have an opinion, now she.s just going along for the ride with crazies.
1 of 26 | Posted by lennonwhore | Posted on February 12, 2009 10:23 AM
OK Cherie, I'm gonna play the game.
Doom = Tiff
Gloom = Boston
Shitty = Geezer Bait
Slutty = Sarah
Bitchface = Ashley
Like you, I'm a bit fatigued by the episode, too, and am glad we have a two-week break. I just feel that no one really trusts the Ambers, was never all that close to them, they got their good friend KC evicted from the house, and then were left alone.
Tiff said one funny thing, something along the lines of, "Amber can't call anyone a whore since she's the only one who's gotten any in the house." So true, and I bet the condom wrapper is still on the floor.
The episode was very shrill and I hope that there will be some reprieve from that with the next so-new episode... LOL.
Oh, and quick question, I remember seeing Fazil in a previous ep, but where did Noah come from?
2 of 26 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 12, 2009 12:24 PM
Oh Cherie, where to even begin? :) I love channeling Amber as Elphaba - now I will always picture her with green skin (she looks better that way).
"Sarah just looks like she smells ass. Which she probably does." Bwah hahahahahaha. Seriously. That chick looks like she needs a four day shower. And I can't even comment on those bags o'sag she's got going on.
Any caption with geezer bait cracks me the fuck up.
You give me the giggles.
SWAK, PottyMouth
3 of 26 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on February 12, 2009 1:34 PM
This is the show I signed up for!!! About damn time! The Fab 5 and some bad ass behavior! The oil was a bit much the the shoes in the pool! PRICELESS!! (evil grin) Tiff did look like the joker.Lmao Still Hate Amber B more than Amber M NOW!!! (Bad girls don't cry bitch!!)I like the backstabbing, yelling, crazy jumping and a good almost beat down! Ahhh..reminds to to call my Sister!! Good Times Good Time...Keep it up Fab 5!! Don't stop until they cry UNCLE or at least Tanisha!!! POP OFF SON!!!
4 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 12, 2009 4:02 PM
the fab 5 are ridiculous. if i was one of the ambers i would provoke them so much that they hit me, so then they get kicked out. and just call them fat to their faces. and ugly. and disgusting.
5 of 26 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on February 12, 2009 6:44 PM
ohh That's ah telling em preppyboy..really bad girl behavior call em Fat to their faces! I am sure these two Girls can do batter than that!
6 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 12, 2009 7:30 PM
How did Amber B know what the girls were trying to do with making those comments around them if she didn't say those things? If she innocent and really clueless about it, I think it'd have gone over her head. The fact that she realized what was going on shows the dumb bitch knew she had been caught.
It doesn't really matter to me what happened to them in that room. I don't think Midget deserved getting yelled at but Amber B deserved it and any chance to see Amber B cry or be put in a spot to potentially get slapped is all good to me!
Tiffany took offense to the gold digger comment b/c she blogged that she had a conversation with Amber B about something personal and that's how she knew that comment was about her... BUT... it still could have been about Ashley, since in one of the clips that weren't aired... Ailea and Amber B were making gold digger jokes, but it looked like they were talking about Ashley, not Tiff. It'd be a hard call on who they were referring to.. it could have also been a reference to Ailea about Kevin since one of the Ambers said in confessional that THAT was what they thought Ailea found attractive about him.
Amber Bitch is the problem. This isn't the first time she's been called out on her mouth. She tried to blame KC the other time that Tiff went to Midget about Amber Bitch running her mouth in the Calling the Cops vid.
She just needs to bend over and shove her ugly head up her flat ass and talk shit that way so no one would be able to hear it but herself.
7 of 26 | Posted by Case-Sensitive | Posted on February 12, 2009 8:46 PM
The only one that would those kind of comments is Amber Bitch. Midget's theory is always the same. "They are just jealous."
Amber Bitch might say it to Sarah but she doesn't have the balls to say it to the other girls.
8 of 26 | Posted by Case-Sensitive | Posted on February 12, 2009 8:51 PM
The show is off for TWO WEEKS?? Where did u hear that?
9 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 12, 2009 10:15 PM
Ceecee, it was announced on Oxygen, in the clips for the next episode, they stated that the Ambers would be doing a recap show next week and the week after would be the new episode with Kayla's return.
10 of 26 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on February 13, 2009 2:14 AM
Thanks for the recap, Cherie. I agree with preppyboy, the Blab Five are ridiculous and hideous.
I think it is hypocritical for the Blab Five to get upset about the Ambers talking about them when most of the time all of their conversations are centered on what the Ambers are doing or not doing.
11 of 26 | Posted by GasmReader | Posted on February 13, 2009 5:29 AM
Is it wrong that I think the Amber Show is hysterical? The Flab Five are just pathetic. Love the recaps! They're better than the show!
12 of 26 | Posted by FancyPants | Posted on February 13, 2009 6:17 AM
Ok thanks!! I will tune in then to see the beat down!! All my hopes and dream will come true Amber B will break down crying like the PuSSY she is ahhhh !!!! Words to live by -If you are going to be a member of the BGC all this whiny bullshit is not going to cut it! Pish Posh ..I wish kayla was here.. she not bad she is sad and a SLUTT! The Flab 5 may be pathetic but isn't this the BGC!!!
13 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 13, 2009 8:49 AM
I absolutely hate the blah 5. I always kinda liked the Ambers better anyways but this episode totally solidified it for me. I always hated geezer bait for her socks, boston for her accent and Sarah just because but they all crossed the line when they put oil in their stuff. That is just down right horrible. I would severely injure someone if i found out they did that to me.
Also if they are all such great friends why did they all just sit there when Geezer Bait started flipping out and screaming?
14 of 26 | Posted by FLOWIE623 | Posted on February 13, 2009 10:32 AM
Too funny !!! I love the the smell of Hate! This is the best BGC ever!!
15 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 13, 2009 12:51 PM
Thanks for reading everyone! ceecee, girl I am starting to worry about you lol! Are you sure you aren't one of the Bad Girls? If not maybe you should be!
slutty_whore you are correct! Noah arrived at the same time Fossil/Fazil/Fadoodle did.
Case-Sensitive I agree about Amber. She knew it was directed at her because she knew she had said that shit before. Her only redeeming quality to me is Midget.
16 of 26 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 13, 2009 4:51 PM
I myself am starting to worry about you!! U seem to have a thang with Midget, but hey we like who we like! You not on my team are you?? I don't think they would allow a a big lezzy like myself in the house...too many kitty kats for me!! Amber B would be safe, not even I would want her goodies. Lmoa
17 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 13, 2009 6:38 PM
Actually having a big lezzy running around that house would be hilarious! Seeing Boston's reaction would make my day. No sadly I am just a boring straight housewife. Midget is my fav in the house but Tanisha will always be my all time fav. Wait maybe I am a lezzy!
18 of 26 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 13, 2009 7:09 PM
That why you are cool; come on over we would love to have you! Just don't bring the Midget still not liking her..something about her face its odd!! Maybe the dick lips!Tanisha is my heart too. Can't wait until the blood bath in two weeks!!
19 of 26 | Posted by ceecee | Posted on February 13, 2009 7:34 PM
Ehh, I'm siding with the non-Ambers on this one. I can see how if we take just this episode on its own Tiff/Sarah/Ashley/Boston/Ailea seemed bitchtastic, but come on. The Ambers have been asking for it from Day 1, prancing around being utterly obnoxious, cliquish, and self-absorbed. I have to say I really enjoyed watching Amber B. get taken down a notch on this episode because I can't stand that ho. Yes Amber M. is often annoying (I'm amazed how earnest she was in thinking that Sarah was mad at Amber B. out of jealousy for her new shoes!). But at least Amber M. has a sense of humor and can be entertaining to watch. Amber B. just makes my skin crawl. I hope she does get run out of the house.
20 of 26 | Posted by MaryBelle01 | Posted on February 13, 2009 9:11 PM
Does anyone know what Amber B actually said that got her kicked out of school?
I would love to know!
21 of 26 | Posted by jc7676 | Posted on February 14, 2009 5:29 AM
That's a good question. I would love to know as well. Seems like there had to be something more to it to actually be kicked out. Then again my nephew got suspended from the school bus for 3 days for giving someone a dirty look, oh I mean "Peering Aggressively".
22 of 26 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 14, 2009 8:02 AM
Ugh, Sarah always looks so greasy and haggard. She might have a nice rack but she needs to do something with her hair and face!
23 of 26 | Posted by rubinia | Posted on February 17, 2009 11:21 AM
Oh my god. I can't believe no one has commented on how fucking bat shit crazy Aeliah (sp??) is!! I can't even stand watching her on my TV screen. She seems to think that going mental makes you look bad ass? ... I just kept wishing I could be there for that scene where she went nuts at the end just to laugh in her face and tell her "no wonder you've been to the loony bin, you fuckin whack job!". Oh man, I can't even explain my hate for that girl!!
24 of 26 | Posted by Lady_Ace | Posted on February 20, 2009 7:54 AM
LOL she is so nutty it defies explanation! That irritating drunk voice she gets is like fingernails on a chalkboard! I have a feeling she'll be seeing the inside of a looney bin again real soon! Thanks for reading guys!
25 of 26 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on February 20, 2009 8:38 AM
i just started reading your recaps and their hilarious.
you need to make a new post!
26 of 26 | Posted by ifyouseekamy | Posted on February 25, 2009 6:26 PM