Tiff keeps yapping in the bedroom about how she told them it wouldn't matter because "Both of y'all are gonna stand there with a dead starfish look on y'all face like y'all don't know whats going on like y'all doing now like a deer in the fucking head lights looking at each other cause that's what y'all do. Midget says "I am not lying all I am saying is that's not the way I feel. Why would I .." but she gets cut off by the hyenas. Tiff says then who said it then?

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Tiff tells them she's done. She "don't hang with mother fuckers that ain't real." Good luck with that whackjob. Tiff tells us that the Amber's are going to have to learn how to be grown women, stand up for their own selves and fight their own battles. Oh you mean like the one they've just fought with FIVE of you bitches?

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They look like my head feels right now.

Geezer Bait blithers on about "be prepared for the hurricane!" And then Boston comes in and addresses the Amber's. It seems she has the most disrespect for Midget because she just sat there like a deer in the head lights. Wow how original. It's not like Tiff said that 3 minutes ago. She says if she would just admit to everything they would all have respect for her. Then she says "You guys good luck to each other. That's all I have to say. It's done. It's over. The lines are drawn.

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Go suck a clam bitch.

So is it just me or have the Flatulent Five gone nuts? Every single girl in that house has talked shit but suddenly it's just the Amber's? And don't look now folks but previews suggest Kayla will be returning. Maybe I am just battle fatigued from this episode but at this point I think I'd rather have Kayla back. Don't quote me on that.

Till next time folks, big smooches!
Cherie

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Comments (26)

lennonwhore:

I actually felt sorry for the Ambers in this episode...and for that I will never forgive the other 5.

All the shit talking and stirring things up by Sarah was a work of art, though. Hopefully Kayla will come back and set their asses straight. The best thing that could happen would be the 5 turning on each other, which I could see happening between Skankah and Trashley.

And when did Boston become irrelevant? At least she used to have an opinion, now she.s just going along for the ride with crazies.

slutty_whore:

OK Cherie, I'm gonna play the game.

Doom = Tiff
Gloom = Boston
Shitty = Geezer Bait
Slutty = Sarah
Bitchface = Ashley

Like you, I'm a bit fatigued by the episode, too, and am glad we have a two-week break. I just feel that no one really trusts the Ambers, was never all that close to them, they got their good friend KC evicted from the house, and then were left alone.

Tiff said one funny thing, something along the lines of, "Amber can't call anyone a whore since she's the only one who's gotten any in the house." So true, and I bet the condom wrapper is still on the floor.

The episode was very shrill and I hope that there will be some reprieve from that with the next so-new episode... LOL.

Oh, and quick question, I remember seeing Fazil in a previous ep, but where did Noah come from?

PottyMouth:

Oh Cherie, where to even begin? :) I love channeling Amber as Elphaba - now I will always picture her with green skin (she looks better that way).

"Sarah just looks like she smells ass. Which she probably does." Bwah hahahahahaha. Seriously. That chick looks like she needs a four day shower. And I can't even comment on those bags o'sag she's got going on.

Any caption with geezer bait cracks me the fuck up.

You give me the giggles.

SWAK, PottyMouth

ceecee:

This is the show I signed up for!!! About damn time! The Fab 5 and some bad ass behavior! The oil was a bit much the the shoes in the pool! PRICELESS!! (evil grin) Tiff did look like the joker.Lmao Still Hate Amber B more than Amber M NOW!!! (Bad girls don't cry bitch!!)I like the backstabbing, yelling, crazy jumping and a good almost beat down! Ahhh..reminds to to call my Sister!! Good Times Good Time...Keep it up Fab 5!! Don't stop until they cry UNCLE or at least Tanisha!!! POP OFF SON!!!

preppyboy:

the fab 5 are ridiculous. if i was one of the ambers i would provoke them so much that they hit me, so then they get kicked out. and just call them fat to their faces. and ugly. and disgusting.

ceecee:

ohh That's ah telling em preppyboy..really bad girl behavior call em Fat to their faces! I am sure these two Girls can do batter than that!

Case-Sensitive:

How did Amber B know what the girls were trying to do with making those comments around them if she didn't say those things? If she innocent and really clueless about it, I think it'd have gone over her head. The fact that she realized what was going on shows the dumb bitch knew she had been caught.

It doesn't really matter to me what happened to them in that room. I don't think Midget deserved getting yelled at but Amber B deserved it and any chance to see Amber B cry or be put in a spot to potentially get slapped is all good to me!

Tiffany took offense to the gold digger comment b/c she blogged that she had a conversation with Amber B about something personal and that's how she knew that comment was about her... BUT... it still could have been about Ashley, since in one of the clips that weren't aired... Ailea and Amber B were making gold digger jokes, but it looked like they were talking about Ashley, not Tiff. It'd be a hard call on who they were referring to.. it could have also been a reference to Ailea about Kevin since one of the Ambers said in confessional that THAT was what they thought Ailea found attractive about him.

Amber Bitch is the problem. This isn't the first time she's been called out on her mouth. She tried to blame KC the other time that Tiff went to Midget about Amber Bitch running her mouth in the Calling the Cops vid.

She just needs to bend over and shove her ugly head up her flat ass and talk shit that way so no one would be able to hear it but herself.

Case-Sensitive:

The only one that would those kind of comments is Amber Bitch. Midget's theory is always the same. "They are just jealous."

Amber Bitch might say it to Sarah but she doesn't have the balls to say it to the other girls.

ceecee:

The show is off for TWO WEEKS?? Where did u hear that?

slutty_whore:

Ceecee, it was announced on Oxygen, in the clips for the next episode, they stated that the Ambers would be doing a recap show next week and the week after would be the new episode with Kayla's return.

GasmReader:

Thanks for the recap, Cherie. I agree with preppyboy, the Blab Five are ridiculous and hideous.

I think it is hypocritical for the Blab Five to get upset about the Ambers talking about them when most of the time all of their conversations are centered on what the Ambers are doing or not doing.

FancyPants:

Is it wrong that I think the Amber Show is hysterical? The Flab Five are just pathetic. Love the recaps! They're better than the show!

ceecee:

Ok thanks!! I will tune in then to see the beat down!! All my hopes and dream will come true Amber B will break down crying like the PuSSY she is ahhhh !!!! Words to live by -If you are going to be a member of the BGC all this whiny bullshit is not going to cut it! Pish Posh ..I wish kayla was here.. she not bad she is sad and a SLUTT! The Flab 5 may be pathetic but isn't this the BGC!!!

FLOWIE623:

I absolutely hate the blah 5. I always kinda liked the Ambers better anyways but this episode totally solidified it for me. I always hated geezer bait for her socks, boston for her accent and Sarah just because but they all crossed the line when they put oil in their stuff. That is just down right horrible. I would severely injure someone if i found out they did that to me.

Also if they are all such great friends why did they all just sit there when Geezer Bait started flipping out and screaming?

ceecee:

Too funny !!! I love the the smell of Hate! This is the best BGC ever!!

Cherie:

Thanks for reading everyone! ceecee, girl I am starting to worry about you lol! Are you sure you aren't one of the Bad Girls? If not maybe you should be!

slutty_whore you are correct! Noah arrived at the same time Fossil/Fazil/Fadoodle did.

Case-Sensitive I agree about Amber. She knew it was directed at her because she knew she had said that shit before. Her only redeeming quality to me is Midget.

ceecee:

I myself am starting to worry about you!! U seem to have a thang with Midget, but hey we like who we like! You not on my team are you?? I don't think they would allow a a big lezzy like myself in the house...too many kitty kats for me!! Amber B would be safe, not even I would want her goodies. Lmoa

Cherie:

Actually having a big lezzy running around that house would be hilarious! Seeing Boston's reaction would make my day. No sadly I am just a boring straight housewife. Midget is my fav in the house but Tanisha will always be my all time fav. Wait maybe I am a lezzy!

ceecee:

That why you are cool; come on over we would love to have you! Just don't bring the Midget still not liking her..something about her face its odd!! Maybe the dick lips!Tanisha is my heart too. Can't wait until the blood bath in two weeks!!

MaryBelle01:

Ehh, I'm siding with the non-Ambers on this one. I can see how if we take just this episode on its own Tiff/Sarah/Ashley/Boston/Ailea seemed bitchtastic, but come on. The Ambers have been asking for it from Day 1, prancing around being utterly obnoxious, cliquish, and self-absorbed. I have to say I really enjoyed watching Amber B. get taken down a notch on this episode because I can't stand that ho. Yes Amber M. is often annoying (I'm amazed how earnest she was in thinking that Sarah was mad at Amber B. out of jealousy for her new shoes!). But at least Amber M. has a sense of humor and can be entertaining to watch. Amber B. just makes my skin crawl. I hope she does get run out of the house.

jc7676:

Does anyone know what Amber B actually said that got her kicked out of school?

I would love to know!

Cherie:

That's a good question. I would love to know as well. Seems like there had to be something more to it to actually be kicked out. Then again my nephew got suspended from the school bus for 3 days for giving someone a dirty look, oh I mean "Peering Aggressively".

rubinia:

Ugh, Sarah always looks so greasy and haggard. She might have a nice rack but she needs to do something with her hair and face!

Lady_Ace:

Oh my god. I can't believe no one has commented on how fucking bat shit crazy Aeliah (sp??) is!! I can't even stand watching her on my TV screen. She seems to think that going mental makes you look bad ass? ... I just kept wishing I could be there for that scene where she went nuts at the end just to laugh in her face and tell her "no wonder you've been to the loony bin, you fuckin whack job!". Oh man, I can't even explain my hate for that girl!!

Cherie:

LOL she is so nutty it defies explanation! That irritating drunk voice she gets is like fingernails on a chalkboard! I have a feeling she'll be seeing the inside of a looney bin again real soon! Thanks for reading guys!

ifyouseekamy:

i just started reading your recaps and their hilarious.

you need to make a new post!

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