Host Mike Richards calls everyone down to the library to discuss this week's challenges. The theme this week is Parties and Numbers. The Geeks will learn to throw a party, while the Beauties will be working with numbers. He tells the Geeks that the number of people in attendance is what makes a great party. Which, of course, is an outright lie. Because there's an AWESOME party going on in my pants right now, and I'm the only one here.
Next, he tells the group they're heading to the one place where parties and numbers collide: Math Camp! (This one time, at Math Camp, I stuck an algorithm up my girlfriend's parabola. She had the best Pi...) Not really. They're going to Vegas. Karl is "super duper excited" because he has a new outfit and a new haircut. "It's going to be sweet," he says. Amazingly, this is the only time tonight Karl doesn't describe something as "awesome."
At least she kept her pants on this time.
Of course, the bus is waiting outside, so that means everyone has to pack RIGHT NOW. This could be the Beauties' toughest challenge yet. Danielle tells us she may have to bring one suitcase just for her shoes. Josh, of course, is not so excited. "I'm not really a Vegas person," he says. "It wasn't designed for people like me. It's not exactly a geek heaven." The rest of the Geeks, however, are pretty geeked. Especially Ankur, who's been looking forward to an opportunity to wear his lavender prom jacket. Jennipher puts the kibosh on that. It's just too bad (for her) she didn't put the kibosh on his choice of undergarments.
On the bus ride to Vegas, Joe's Geeks' Intuition tells him the Beauties will probably be playing poker, so he uses the time to teach them the basics of the game. Out of nowhere, he yells, "Vegas baby!" right in Jennipher's ear, who yells even louder at him not to do that. Come on kids, just because you're on a bus doesn't mean you still don't use your inside voice. Once the bus makes it to Vegas, we get a lot of badly dubbed lines from the contestants talking about how great Vegas looks. So badly was this segment dubbed, in fact, it was like watching an Apprentice boardroom, except everyone's hair was still better than The Donald's.
During the first night, nobody wants to study. After a few cocktails, they decide to head up to the night club, where, as Joe says, they took over the dance floor. Not content with the dance floor, Joe took over the house band as well, sitting in on the drums for a few songs. He hopes that being onstage will make the other players see him in a different light. I don't know if seeing him play the drums will change anything, but seeing him play the drums whilst his bitch-tits flopped around certainly had to raise a few eyebrows. At one point, both Cher and Sarah are grinding all over Josh. As he later tells us, "they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,' but I want everyone out there to know that two attractive women were gyrating against me on the dance floor. I don't want that staying in Vegas." Things he does want to stay in Vegas: CSI Nick Stokes' new hairdo.
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Comments (8)
I don't know, for some reason I like Cher... maybe because she is such a biatch. But seriously, I think Danielle is the least pretty, so I was suprised to see her mentioned as being really hot a couple of times! Anyways, I love this show!
1 of 8 | Posted by Ash
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Posted on February 13, 2006 1:30 PM
Danielle looked amazing when Karl was putting that necklace on her. I hadn't seen it before then, but that was stunning...
2 of 8 | Posted by BigMax
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Posted on February 13, 2006 2:15 PM
I totally got the vibe that Danielle threw the ace value question. The post-interview sealed it for me. She just wanted to be gone.
The hate for Cher is a red herring. She is hated because she is likely to win, not because she wants to. This is sooooo female biatchiness on display. Cher is hated for being good, not for wanting to be good - precisely as anyone aspires.
What I REALLY wanted to see was the guys' interaction the morning after Wes bagged Cher. I'm betting there was ultimate awkwardness mixed with unintentional hilarity. Instead, we ghot NUTHUN'.
These producers should see about getting hired for Big Brother - they'd be perfect. Pricks.
Good recap, copy.
3 of 8 | Posted by Ed
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Posted on February 13, 2006 5:05 PM
"Because there's an AWESOME party going on in my pants right now, and I'm the only one here."
I nearly spit out my Coke whilst reading that tid bit. I haven't even gotten through the rest of the recap, but I must commend you on a brilliant start.:)
4 of 8 | Posted by PixieGal
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Posted on February 13, 2006 11:07 PM
Wait.... Wes & Cher???!!!
Did they really hook up?
5 of 8 | Posted by MIA
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Posted on February 15, 2006 9:41 AM
Yes Mia - they really did.
Ash - I'm with you in thinking Danielle isn't that pretty. She's got major bags under her eyes, a weird smile and is dumb as a rock. I was sad to see them go tho because Karl was my favorite of all the geeks. He just seemed to have a sweetness about him.
Copygodd - great recap - especially loved the captions on the screenshots. Heheh Karl as Beaker - too cute.
6 of 8 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on February 15, 2006 10:07 AM
Oops - one more thing, at first glance that first screen shot looked like Danielle had a nicotine patch on her arm. There's a marketing idea for the WB - logo'd nicotine patches.
7 of 8 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on February 15, 2006 10:10 AM
i was never all that fond of danielle either, until this ep. like bigmax said, when karl was putting that necklace on her, yowza!
wes and cher really did the nasty. i had a grainy screen grab of it, but i thought the cat and dog shot did a better job telling the true story of their forbidden love.
8 of 8 | Posted by copygodd
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Posted on February 15, 2006 12:39 PM