Wes and Sarah's party is pretty lame, which is somewhat unexpected, as Wes is the best looking Geek, and Joe was his wingman. When one of their four guests tries to explain to Sarah which Hawaiian island he's from (the big one), she says she's from Florida. And that was the highlight of their shindig.
It's good to see Erik Estrada's still getting some work.
Jennipher is impressed with Ankur's party skills, if not his gender. "There was no burping, no passing gas… He was the perfect little hostess." Ankur seems to have the best showing, even getting Ponch himself to stop by. He also wins the award for craziest guest, when some psycho Jersey chick (is that redundant?) shows up and starts complaining about the men in Vegas. "The men around here," she says, "if they're not a pimp, they're a player. If they're not a player, they're a liar. If they're not a liar, they're an abuser…" Ankur finally cuts and runs when she tells him her boyfriend is waiting downstairs. "And he's a complete thug!"
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Meanwhile, Danielle interrupts Karl's game of solitaire to ask him what he said to people when he invited them to the party. "I told them it was going to be awesome," he tells her. He figures everyone else is having just as bad a turnout as he is. Wrong, grasshopper.
The Geeks excuse themselves from their respective soirees to meet Host Mike Richards downstairs for the results. Asked how his party is going, Karl tells everyone "Awesome!" Evidently, not so awesome, as Host Mike Richards says Karl is in last place with no guests. In first place? Josh, with 14 women! Josh is so excited to have finally won a challenge. Karl says he's happy for Josh, but upset that Cher is safe once again. Later, when Josh asks Cher who she thought won, of course she guesses Wes, because she just boinked him the night before. And she'd never boink a loser. Wrong! It's the Joshinator! Finally, The Josh has proved his worthiness to the team.
Back at the house, the plotting begins. Josh wants to get rid of Wes, which I think is a huge mistake. If he keeps Wes around, and Wes keeps doing Cher, there's no way Wes will nominate she and Josh. Jennipher is worried that she and Ankur will be nominated, because Cher doesn't want Wes sent because she has a crush on him. "Or visa verse," she says. "I mean, visa versa, vice verse…"
In the end, Brittany and Joe nominate Jennipher and Ankur, while Josh and Cher nominate Karl and Danielle. Which means either Josh wised up, or Cher's still wearing the pants in that relationship. No underwear, of course, but still…
(Before we get to the Elimination round, WB2 in Denver shows a commercial for their nightly newscast. And they use Ladytron's Destroy Everything You Touch as the background music. WB2 inadvertently kicks ass!)
« Newsgasm: No News Is Good News Edition | Main | Shane of Fools »
Comments (8)
I don't know, for some reason I like Cher... maybe because she is such a biatch. But seriously, I think Danielle is the least pretty, so I was suprised to see her mentioned as being really hot a couple of times! Anyways, I love this show!
1 of 8 | Posted by Ash
|
Posted on February 13, 2006 1:30 PM
Danielle looked amazing when Karl was putting that necklace on her. I hadn't seen it before then, but that was stunning...
2 of 8 | Posted by BigMax
|
Posted on February 13, 2006 2:15 PM
I totally got the vibe that Danielle threw the ace value question. The post-interview sealed it for me. She just wanted to be gone.
The hate for Cher is a red herring. She is hated because she is likely to win, not because she wants to. This is sooooo female biatchiness on display. Cher is hated for being good, not for wanting to be good - precisely as anyone aspires.
What I REALLY wanted to see was the guys' interaction the morning after Wes bagged Cher. I'm betting there was ultimate awkwardness mixed with unintentional hilarity. Instead, we ghot NUTHUN'.
These producers should see about getting hired for Big Brother - they'd be perfect. Pricks.
Good recap, copy.
3 of 8 | Posted by Ed
|
Posted on February 13, 2006 5:05 PM
"Because there's an AWESOME party going on in my pants right now, and I'm the only one here."
I nearly spit out my Coke whilst reading that tid bit. I haven't even gotten through the rest of the recap, but I must commend you on a brilliant start.:)
4 of 8 | Posted by PixieGal
|
Posted on February 13, 2006 11:07 PM
Wait.... Wes & Cher???!!!
Did they really hook up?
5 of 8 | Posted by MIA
|
Posted on February 15, 2006 9:41 AM
Yes Mia - they really did.
Ash - I'm with you in thinking Danielle isn't that pretty. She's got major bags under her eyes, a weird smile and is dumb as a rock. I was sad to see them go tho because Karl was my favorite of all the geeks. He just seemed to have a sweetness about him.
Copygodd - great recap - especially loved the captions on the screenshots. Heheh Karl as Beaker - too cute.
6 of 8 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
|
Posted on February 15, 2006 10:07 AM
Oops - one more thing, at first glance that first screen shot looked like Danielle had a nicotine patch on her arm. There's a marketing idea for the WB - logo'd nicotine patches.
7 of 8 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
|
Posted on February 15, 2006 10:10 AM
i was never all that fond of danielle either, until this ep. like bigmax said, when karl was putting that necklace on her, yowza!
wes and cher really did the nasty. i had a grainy screen grab of it, but i thought the cat and dog shot did a better job telling the true story of their forbidden love.
8 of 8 | Posted by copygodd
|
Posted on February 15, 2006 12:39 PM