After the first inning/quarter/halftime (gay, remember) the ladies are in the lead. During an intense play Cara gets molested by one of the guys on the opposing team but she needs to realize that that kind of thing happens to Tom Brady almost every game. As the game goes on it gets exceedingly violent as the ladies trounce the geeks with Tom being only asset. During one play Tiffany sees Matt flying by with the ball and takes the opportunity to take him out, in turn dislocating his shoulder.
I don't think that's a real job.
With the ladies leading 18-6, and Matt out of the game, the geeks and Jillian are revived with a desire to win for Matt's bony shoulder. Tom takes the opportunity to make one touchdown, bringing his team close to winning, before Chris lays the smack down and runs the football ball down for a home run strike touchdown field advantage birdie. Whatever it may be called, it makes his team win and sadly sends Jillian back to the Revlon counter to look down on ladies with large pores.
Later that evening Matt returns from the emergency room to find Leticia waiting dutifully on the stairs for his return. Tiffany weeps copiously and apologizes hoping to avoid a lawsuit. Matt hopes that his injury will win him some sympathy votes but if the Harry Cary glasses and back brace that he wore until he 18 didn't get him sympathy, nothing will.
"Today..day...day, I am the luckiest man in the world...world....world."
They guys later take to the stairs with the ladies in power as if we live in some bizarre parallel universe where up is down and back is front. It's madness! Before the ladies can give their nominations, all of the contestants are informed that the game is changing and will now go back to its origin where one beauty is paired up with one geek in super couple like Tom and Katie, only more beautiful and less geeky. The ladies will be able to choose their partner but since there are more geeks than beauties, just like the real world, one of the guys will be going home.
"I don't want to go home. It smells like dead skin and desperation there."
The ladies are sent back to the bedroom to deliberate as to which geek each of them will be saddled with. Of course there are tears and recriminations as nothing can be decided among chicks without 'em. Am I right? Gimme five! What no one? Alright then.
Honey, we've told you: Naked in the shower, clothed in the confessional.
When the ladies come back down each lady take their turn choosing who will be their new partner and once all of the ladies choose their man, or very close facsimile, there are two geeks waiting to be chosen, Joe and Jonathan. The producers are trying to conjure up a little suspense in this season so unfortunately we get a "to be continued" leaving us waiting with baited breath as to which geek will win. Will it be the bearded D&D fanatic Jonathan, or the star-spangled cowboy Joe? Everyone knows that an uneducated, backwater, redneck Texas-born blowhard can't get a break in this country.
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Comments (1)
Short and sweet, just like Randi (okay, sort of like Randi).
Either team could have won. The difference was in leadership. Joe should have been blocking and Tom should have been given the ball virtually every play.
Chris proved a natural leader; Joe should stick with online gaming.
As a group, the geeks are more likable, but I already feel bad when anyone has to leave.
They all seem to be bonding in a positive way, but I suspect most of the girls are just faking; the geeks really do care about the others.
1 of 1 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on April 2, 2008 12:02 PM