Hilarious Recap! I about fell off the couch when Joe was "fisting" the girls. I am so sorry to see him go! His wildly inappropriate and inadvertent comments where great! Poor Mindi- Dick is the biggest tool ever. I wanted to throw up when Chuck and Rich had the heart to heart and hugged at the end. Just gross.

Dayenu!
Didn't expect a little jew humor to be slipped in there, too funny B-side!

Hey, B-Side. I actually *am* a social psychologist, and you're absolutely freaking right about that Richard guy. Be proud.

i actually think brad looks more like dean cain during the lois & clark years than tom cruise...
thanks for another amazing recap, b-side!

Had you only recapped Hell's Kitchen, it would have been sufficient. But you also brought us this show. How many more blessings may we anticipate you bestowing upon us this summer?

[I'm just disappointed Amanda beat me too this fantastic reference]

Thanks for the recap! Thanks for pointing out this show! I love it! God, it's just like high school, only the really popular girls are forced to talk to you. Some of these boys are going to get some major ass after this production is over. That Ashton is their Henry Higgins. Bless him (and I never thought I'd say that about Ashton Kutcher).

Damn you B-side! I swore I wasn't going to pick up any new shows this summer and just anxiously await Big Brother. After you recommended this show last week I decided to watch and now I'm hooked.
I enjoyed the guy who thought he was doing good in his massage when the girl was yelling "ouch!" Good stuff.

Was Brad an actor on Punk'd once upon a time or am I crazy? I swear I remember him from the episode with Jennifer Love Hewitt where he played a producer.

Not that I'd be shocked at plants on a reality show, but you'd think they'd be a little more careful if it's him. Anyone know what I'm talking about or recognize him?

I'm glad someone else noticed that herpes outbreak on Brad. What is with this oral herpes trend?

I might post more in a moment. But did anybody else have a crush on Joe, the guy who left last night? OMG! So frikin cute. I just wanted to squish his little head.

Did anyone else notice that extra people in some shots were "blurred" out. I looked like ghosts in the background.

Ok, Brad is not a geek. So he's smart, big whoop. He's a hottie anyway you look at it. It wasn't a big suprise that one of the girls wanted to get with him. But that Erika chick who did, um, ewwww. That ton of makeup she wore did not make her attractive. And I'm affraid without the ton of makeup she might even be scarier. And the fake eyelashes just made her worse. Blech.

Ok, now first episode I kinda thought it would be cool to deflower Richard, the geek of all geeks. Because I'm really into dorky jewish boys with glasses who remind me of Woody Allen. But after last night's episode, eh, not so much. It was like the minute he got touched by his partner he freaked. And those pants are just so high. I don't know, I might still like to deflower him though, I have a thing for virgins as well.

Rock molestation, lol, oh man, wiping my eyes. Great recap.

So if anyone runs into Joe, give him my email >;o)

haha...yeah...I noticed the "blurs" as well. It looks like one of the camera crews got caught in the crossfire of a scene that absolutely couldn't be cut...otherwise we would have missed the very dramatic man hug! And as far as some of the people being plants...I am pretty sure that they aren't. I actually know one of the people who cast this show, and they are all real people. Besides...it would be tough for even the best actor to show the true shock and fear that is on these guys faces when confronted with bikini clad women!

Is it just me or does Krystal look like she leaves an ugly sheen of oily residue on her pillow every night. That is one GREASY girl...not matter how many inches of makeup she piles onto that manish face of hers. Get this skank a Pro-Activ commercial contract STAT!

I think that Brad looks more like Josh Hartnett. He has those smoky eyes, that confused look, and the mop head down pat.

Joe, we will miss you. You totally made Minnesota proud.

drat...forgot to set the dvr to record the series and missed last night's episode. does anyone have a copy of it? or know when it will re-air?

I wonder if Richard has sensory issues.

By the way, my fav was Joe. I did not really Kelly (that means love for all you non amazing race fans) Erica because she spent too much time with Brad and basically ignored Joe.

I also thought Erika looked like Leah from the Real World Paris. Even her mannerisms are the same.

Love the show and the recap!

Outstanding recap, as usual...the great title, coupled with the photo of Richard and his porcelain shoulders, is a beautiful thing.

The description of Joe's massage as "searching for an extention cord under a big, thick carpet" has had me laughing since I read that precious nugget.

The slams on Brian McFayden have been dead-on (waxen - *snort*!). Is it just me, or does he seem as dorky as the male contestants, only with the shallow, self-absorbed nature of the females?

There's a picture of Erika circulating on the net. I saw it but lost it and cannot find it again. Looks like she had some stuff done to her face and a major overhaul on the nose and teeth. As for that hair!! She must have fake hair cause the pic I saw of her .. her hair is really short. U GO GIRL!

I was wondering how I could more information on joe because I thought he was cute and I didn't think he looked like a nerd at all,
so please tell me how can get pictures and stuff

Have you seen the porno Krystal did when she was 18? It's listed on Ebay. You have to access the mature audiences section but the item number is 5590001762. Her name in the video is Gizelle and she looks alot younger and less greasy but still quite manly!