Recap: Beauty & The Geek: Save A Whore, Ride A Cowboy - 
by Jordan
Wednesday nights sure have become a difficult night for television. Between Beauty and the Geek, American Idol, Lost, The Knights of Prosperity, Top Design and the occasional college basketball game, I've got my DVRs working some serious overtime.
While going through the DVR last night, I also forgot that I had recorded an episode of the Dr. Keith Ablow show. "Now why would I do that?" I thought. I've never seen the show before and don't particularly trust anyone named Ablow. But then I remembered that the show was all about Beauty and the Geek and featured about half of the cast members. I wouldn't have even known about this if I weren't an occasional reader of Niels' personal blog, where he's been plugging his appearance for about a week.
In case you missed the Dr. Keith Ablow show (and I hope you did, that guy is a serious hack), not a whole lot of exciting things happened with our wonderful cast members. The biggest question was whether or not Jennylee and Nate are still involved, and we didn't even get a definitive answer to that. I'm guessing no. But at least eight months later, Nate has still managed to ward off his old caveman look, Cecille is still a complete idiot, and Niels still loves that hideous blue shirt he walked into the mansion in on day one. By the way, he's also a "dating coach" now, which is a big step for the guy who once felt ashamed to ask for a girl's phone number. And that will be the first and last time I ever watch the Dr. Keith Ablow show.
Last week on Beauty and the Geek, Nate finally made his move, Cecille angered PETA by attempting to murder her dog with bracelets, and in the end, Mario and Nadia were sent packing. We're down to the final three teams!
We open with Niels and Jennylee returning upstairs after defeating Mario and Nadia in the Elimination Room. Jennylee gives Nate a big hug as they're both thrilled that they still have some time together, because as you know, there's no way this relationship will ever last beyond the confines of this house.
Later that night we get treated to more black-and-white Geek on Beauty romancing in one room, while in another Scooter and Niels attempt to have a meaningful conversation with Cecille. Attempting to have an intelligent conversation with Cecille is about as possible as me having sex with Halle Berry. It just ain't gonna happen. But they persist anyway. Cecille tells them that she's only concerned with money and goes on to say "when I'm living in my multi-million dollar house and you're in your Berkeley fucking fifteen hundred dollar crap ass fraternity home..." Yeah, nobody from Berkeley ever amounts to anything. Berkeley. What a shitty school that is. But seriously, I don't know what community college Cecille flunked out of, but I'm pretty sure she has no clue where or even what Berkeley is. What's shocker? What's Berkeley?
Niels wastes a lot of his breath trying to tell Cecille that life isn't about money. "When you're making the big bucks, then call me." She says. Yeah, I'm sure you'll be on the top of the list. It's like every episode she's intentionally trying to get me to hate her more. It's working.
The next morning, they head back down to the living room/library, where Mike congratulates them on making it to the final three teams. This week's challenge will be a little different because it will be about something outside of everyone's comfort zone.
That's right. They'll be doing actual cowboy chores. Yee-Ha! This could mean trouble for Cecille. Just because you're well acquainted with the reverse cowgirl position does not make you a real cowgirl.
Mike tells them that they'll be heading over to a local ranch for the challenges ahead, where they'll have a race to complete three different ranch chores. Niels tells us that if anyone's got an upper hand here it's Scooter since he's from Montana. Foreshadowing much? We'll find out...
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