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He Puts The "Good" In "Goodbye" - TVgasm

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When it comes to recapping Beauty and the Geek, it seems the more things change, the more they stay the same. For once, I experienced no technical difficulties with the signal, and yet my recap is still late. I'd planned on having it up by Sunday evening, but I forgot that big football game with all the commercials was on. (I can't say the name of the game, or the NFL will sue me. Although I can tell you it rhymes with "pooper.")

This week's episode kicks off with Chris and Tristin returning upstairs after winning yet another Elimination Ceremony. (Sure, it's only been two wins in a row, but I get the feeling these two are going to be nominated every week until someone takes them down.) Tristin is worried that nobody's going to be happy to see them. And while it's nice that Danielle gives her a big hug, it's not nearly big enough to overcome Cher's Eye Daggers of Death. If she could, I'm sure Cher would give Tristin and Chris both a big festering case of butt cancer.

Later, Ankur is hanging out upstairs with Cher. He thinks she's just there for the money. And he's right, as she tells us: "I don't think any of the guys are here for the money. They're just here for the experience. But that money can change my life. I won't have to work three jobs anymore." Of course, she'll still be walking around with no underwear, but that's always been her second job.

Cher asks Ankur why he's at the house. "I came here to change Ankur," he tells her. One, two, three: Aaaahhhh…. Poor Ankur has never hung around non-nerds, has never been on a date, and has never met a roll of duct tape he couldn't fashion into a nerdish accessory guaranteed to scare off the girls. Seriously dude, what's there to change?

While Cher and Ankur are talking, Tristin tells Josh and a few others that she got all three of her computer questions right. Josh asks her if he can phone her sometime for tech support. Lamest. Pickup. Line. Ever. (And by ever, of course, I mean so far this episode.)
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It's hot tub time! Or, as Josh calls it, "Josh Challenge Time". "Every day there's an official challenge, and the Josh Challenge," he explains. The Josh Challenges are supposed to help him conquer his fears, one of which is the hot tub. While he doesn't take his robe off tonight, he does stick his toes in the water. One fear at a time, Josh. One fear at a time.

Host Mike Richards calls the players down to the library to go over this week's challenge. "Guys, I think we can agree dating is not your strong point," he starts off. Wow, way to go out on a limb, Captain Obvious. Next you'll be telling us the sky is blue and my recaps suck. This week's study materials will teach the Geeks how to behave on a date. Ever the romantic, Chris shares his feelings on dating: "I think you're better off if you just sock yourself in the crotch and throw away $50." Hey, that's the same way I spent my Senior Prom. Ah, memories.


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