At the salsa competition, the geeks get new, professional partners, and Jen is beyond thrilled. I think Nicole has an unfair advantage here, because she doesn't even have to lead. She gets to be led by a super-flamey salsa expert.
Surprise, surprise, William hates his partner. Was he ridiculed by hot dancers in high school too? At this point, you've got to realize that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, douchey. I am now hereby shifting the McDouchey nickname from Sam to William.
The contest gets started with Nicole and her peacock, and I just have to say that although she showed enthusiasm, her boobie shake was rather pathetic.
What, that's all your mama gave you?
Joshua and Dave do quite well, sweating their balls off but getting into it. Josh is honored with second place, and Dave wins the challenge (I think it was just because of the fact that he ripped his shirt open).
Back at the Mayan ruins, the teams walk through the jungle and might as well be carrying tiki torches for all the originality in this setup. I'm wondering where they're gonna put the questionnaire screen when Handsome Host announces that there is no quiz smackdown this episode. The two winning teams will decide the one team that goes home. Gasp! OMG!
"Oh. Shit."
Ha ha, now what are you gonna do?! You can't study or seduce your way out of this one, Natalie! In their United Nations-level discussion, Sam goes for the jugular and reminds everyone that Natalie and John kick ass in the elimination room. I know it's unreasonable for me to think that they will send the worst team home (Jen and William) and the one of the best teams will stay (Natalie/John), because there is strategy involved here. But then again, if they really were one of the best teams, Natalie and John would be deciding who goes home, not on the chopping block. I just can't believe that a moron like Jasmine has made it to the final four while Chez and Joshua, who are both smart and have improved so much, might go home.
It musta been hotter than Hades down in Mexico.
Unfortunately, it's not the deserving, unwilling and pathetic team that goes home. It's John and Natalie that will end their journey here in beautiful Mexico. Even Jen and William are pissed that they have to stay. Oh well. At least John became a hottie in the process.
Now I'm gunning for Chez and Joshua now. How about y'all?
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Comments (3)
I'm with you O.Snapp, I love Chez and Joshua. It would be awesome if the team that was the worst off in the beginning won the whole thing.
1 of 3 | Posted by HereKittyKitty | Posted on November 11, 2007 2:38 PM
I was pulling for Sam and Nichole at first just because they were underdogs, but I have fallen for Joshua and Chez. I also have a soft spot for The Larper and the Gelfling. I imagine all three of these will be the last three couples. Then I will be torn. I'm glad you got a kick out of the "It's like going to a new club, but it's a country" line. I laughed so hard I had tears!
2 of 3 | Posted by geewits | Posted on November 11, 2007 10:03 PM
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3 of 3 | Posted by kronus | Posted on November 20, 2007 7:53 AM