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Sarah says she's not nervous about her date with Joe, as she's totally comfortable around him. Unfortunately, she's not as comfortable around his runny nose. Joe doesn't know the proper etiquette for blowing one's nose at the dinner table, and decides to hock a few boogies into his expensive dinner napkin. Over and over and over again. Understandably, this throws Sarah off a bit. As does Joe's offer to let her try some of his dinner; the same dinner he's been blowing his nose over all night. (I believe he was eating Chicken ala Phlegm.) Sarah says this could really turn her off in the world, because if there's one thing Sarah hates, it's mucus.

Jennipher and Josh's date goes a little better. She starts off by asking him about his murse. Josh says he doesn't like to have "bulging pockets" and he just finds the murse to be more practical. Of course, he is afraid someone is going to steal it, and he'll have to yell, "Stop! That man stole my purse!" First Woody Allen and now Jerry Seinfeld? Is there a Jewish comic this guy won't steal material from? Josh tells Jennipher he hasn't had a date in five years, to which she replies that he just needs to be more obvious. "Sometimes, women just don't get it," she says. I'm not sure, but I think she just told Josh to be a stalker.

Cher admits again to being nervous about her date with Wes, and it shows. At one point, she toasts to getting him drunk and him putting out. Wes says it seemed they were trying too hard to have a good first date, when they're already well past that. Fortunately, the date is soon over, and they get right back to spooning.

It's time for tonight's first challenge. The Geeks still don't know what the Challenge is going to be. As Joe says, "we've already done karaoke and decorated a room, so I have no idea what could be left to do at this point." Obviously, Joe has forgotten about Lambada, The Forbidden Dance! Unfortunately, my hopes for a dance-off are dashed as the Geeks meet Host Mike Richards in a photo studio, where he tells them they'll be directing a photo shoot with their Beauties. But not just any photo shoot. A fashion photo shoot, where the Geeks will serve as both photographer and fashionographer. (I made that up.) Not only will they be taking the photographs, they'll also be selecting the clothes (an evening gown and lingerie), as well as deciding on hair and makeup.

When Joe shows Brittany the outfits he's picked for her, she says it's too bad she didn't wear her "good" bra. "Uhm, yeah…" is Joe's awkward response. Joe gets even soon enough, however, when he tells Brittany he wants to position the fan to blow her dress up, and later tells her since it's a closed set, she should think about taking her clothes off. Needless to say, it doesn't work. Maybe instead of pointing out it was a closed set, he just should've quoted the great lyricist, Nelly: "It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. Bitch."

Josh is up next, and it's obvious he is totally out of his element. Although to be fair, I can't think of a situation where Josh wouldn't be out of his element. He does score points for best line of the night, however, when he gets so excited by Cher's posing he tells her he "should've worn a diaper." Cher, meanwhile, is not happy about wearing lingerie picked out by Josh, as he's "next to last" on the list of people she wants lingerie from. Number one? A tie between her dad and this guy.

Ankur tells us the only experience he has with lingerie was ordering an orange thong from Victoria's Secret for a mud-wrestling competition. Since he doesn't say if he was in the competition or just watching it, I'm going to say Ankur has a thing both for wearing banana-hammocks and wrestling in them. Jennipher says no to Ankur's suggestion of glittery green eye shadow, and is confused by his direction to run away from something while smiling.

Finally, Wes picks out clothes that make Sarah look like Madonna in her Material Girl phase. Only less slutty and more uncomfortable. Sarah has this to say about Wes' photography skillz: "A stranger, who lives in Africa, who's shooting from the U.S., could take a better picture of me." I don't understand it either, but she said it with such conviction that I believe her.

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