Now the Geeks have to choose one photo from each outfit to submit to the judges: Kal Yee, a celebrity photographer; Kristin Young, the feature fashion editor of Angelino magazine; Elycia Rubin, author of Frumpy to Foxy in 15 minutes Flat; and Todd Hallman, celebrity stylist. Joe has his work reviewed first. Everyone has positive things to say about his shot of Brittany. Todd Hallman is an especially big fan of Joe's body. Of work! His body of work! They tell Ankur he picked a good color for Jennipher. Wes gets low grades because Sarah looks too uncomfortable. Finally, Josh also gets bad marks for not paying enough attention to Cher's body positions. Joe wins by unanimous decision. That means he and Brittany are safe from the Elimination Chamber yet again.
The next day it's time for the Beauties' challenge. They're told to meet Host Mike Richards sans makeup, nice clothes or hair product. He tells the gathered women it's no secret they're beautiful, and are probably used to getting drinks for free. "But what would happen if we took those assets away?" he asks. YES! Host Mike Richards is totally going to reenact the "Pride" scene from Se7en. I knew we couldn’t trust this guy! Unfortunately, he's just going to make the Beauties wear some ugly clothes and beg for drinks at the House of Blues. The winner will be the one who gets the most free drinks at the end of an hour. (Unfortunately, I couldn't get a very good shot of their outfits, so you'll have have to take my word for it that they were quite fugly indeed. Although I'm sure Santino would've loved at least two of them.)
Random LA hipster doofus.
Jennipher goes all out, just ordering people to buy her drinks. Sarah offers to let a man tie her top. Judging by the creep factor of the guys in this bar, she'd have had more luck offering to let them tie her tubes. Brittany and Cher don't do much better. Poor Sarah and Cher are the most upset by the challenge. Both comment on the lame excuses the guys give to avoid buying them a drink, and Sarah says it felt like she was getting her heart ripped out by strangers. The girls agree it's a very humbling and depressing experience, and better understand how the Geeks must feel whenever they go out. Jennipher ends up winning the Challenge with a total of five drinks, despite looking like, in her words, a "librarian on crack." So now she and Ankur are also safe from Elimination. Since there are only four teams left, that means it's Cher and Josh versus Sarah and Wes.
Back at the house, the Beauties meet the Geeks in the backyard, still wearing their ugly outfits. The producers load this segment with a lot of talk about "feelings," which I totally fast-forwarded through. Although this shot of Ankur half-wearing a dress was intriguing. We also get a montage of Wes and Cher's time in the house, as one of these two star-crossed lovers will be going home after the challenge.
Is the dress coming on or off? Only Ankur knows for sure.
Time for the Elimination Ceremony. The Beauties will be quizzed on things guys like to talk about, while the Geeks will have to answer questions on fashion. This is usually the most boringest part of the show, and tonight was no exception. The only real highlight was Sarah guessing that "GQ" stood for "Men's Fashion". Seriously. Needless to say, Josh and Cher were victorious once again. We're treated to one last montage of Wes and Sarah's time in the house, and then Wes and Sarah are sent packing.
So what did you think of this week's episode? Of the three teams left (Josh/Cher, Ankur/Jennipher, Joe/Brittany), who do you think will win?
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Comments (7)
I'm glad there was finally an answer to Josh's purse...cuz I've been dying to know what was going on. I tried to convince myself that it was his insulin pump or something, but no, it's a purse.
1 of 7 | Posted by Jess
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Posted on February 21, 2006 5:48 AM
I felt sooooo badly for the women not getting their free drinks......
Wes really dropped the ball in his photo shoot.....how could Sarah not look the hottest of the four, since she definitely is? Though, in his defense, she didn't seem to be helping him one bit.
Brittany looked great in her photo shoot....go Joe!
2 of 7 | Posted by doorsmats
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Posted on February 21, 2006 10:04 AM
"It's snot my fault" actually made me laugh out loud. Ahhh... I am so mature. :P
3 of 7 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on February 21, 2006 10:29 AM
I think the dress that Cher (and then Ankur) wore was my junior prom dress.
4 of 7 | Posted by sweepea
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Posted on February 21, 2006 3:52 PM
Jennipher didn't say that she looked like a "librarian on crack." She said she looked like a "Liberian on crack." As in someone from the African nation of Liberia. And she totally did.
5 of 7 | Posted by sweetsiteoftheday
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Posted on February 22, 2006 9:50 PM
a liberian on crack? that's even better.
6 of 7 | Posted by copygodd
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Posted on February 23, 2006 10:03 AM
Was it just me, or did that shot of Jennipher (not shown in the final two) with her finger on her lips look suspiciously like she was about to pick her nose? That was the highlight of my night. No wait, the highlight was Sarah guessing that GQ stood for Men's Fashion. I almost peed myself laughing. She has got to be the dumbest person ever on this show. And that whole thing of something in Africa taking a picture of her? I didn't understand that at all. I really like all three teams, although I'm rooting for Josh and Cher because Josh is just so darn cute. Let's see what unfolds...
7 of 7 | Posted by georgiababe
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Posted on February 23, 2006 6:43 PM