Recap: Beauty and the Geek: The In Crowd - 
by Guest Columnist
By Jordan
Last week on Beauty and the Geek - the Geeks performed standup comedy, the Beauties interviewed an author, and much like your average horror film, two of the four minority cast members were killed off as soon as possible.
Has anyone ever mentioned that this show has the worst theme song in the history of television? And I quote, "You've got the brain, I've got the looks, let's make lots of money. You've got the brawn, I've got the brain, let's make lots of money. MONEY!" Did it take an entire team of writers to come up with this? What other lyrics did this beat out? You've had plastic surgery, I use Linux, let's make lots of money! Sad. I think the Facts of Life had a better theme song. Even Charles in Charge sounded better than this.
Anyway, enough with the song lyrics and on to this week's show.
We begin with Erin and Drew's triumphant return after successfully eliminating minority team #1. They return to a chorus of cheers and shouts and Erin is glad that she proved everyone wrong, she indeed knows her stuff.
After the elimination, Scooter somehow finds his way upstairs and spends some quality time with Megan and Ceci. "Quality time" consisted of them rolling around on a bed and basically a lot of teasing because as Ceci so brilliantly tells us, "Come on, I'm not gonna like, do anything." Scooter is apparently shy because of the camera so Ceci, in her infinite wisdom, attempts to cover up the camera, but instead manages to crash to the floor in a giant heap of stupidity and humiliation. I almost felt bad for her. Wait, that's not true at all. The crash sends Scooter running for the hills, or at least his bunk bed.
The next morning the contestants head downstairs to meet our host Mike to find out their new challenges. Mike explains that the Beauties will be learning about aeronautics, the study of flight and space travel. Nadia fears that she'll have to learn about Star Trek, because she apparently doesn't distinguish science from science fiction and in turn insults everything Drew holds near and dear to his heart.
Mike also explains that the geeks will learn how to appreciate women. The entire time Matt looks on with a completely dumbfounded look on his face as if Mike had just told them he was an alien.
Everyone picks up their study materials which is apparently a binder with "a million pages in it" according to Ceci. One million, one hundred, what's the difference? I'm officially convinced that she is the dumbest person in the house, and possibly in southern California. Jennylee is afraid that she might end up "behind the wheel of an airplane tomorrow. Or the moon." If only we were so lucky.
All the girls spend the rest of the day studying. Wait, not studying. Lying at the pool working on their tans. Reading is like, hard. Back inside the house, Nate and some of the other Geeks try to write down some of the more important information for their partners because they are less than impressed at their partner's study habits.
In another part of the house, Andrea and Sheree's forehead discuss how gross Cecille is. Andrea thinks Ceci carries herself in an unattractive way and is just kinda stupid. And I agree. I like Andrea more and more every time she speaks, I think she might not be as dumb as she looks. It appears as if some cliques are forming, the blondes versus Andrea and Sheree. If I were Andrea I'd stay as far from Sheree as possible, considering her and her partner Piao are the only minorities left in the house. Haven't any of these people seen a horror movie before? Stay as far away from the minorities as possible, everyone knows they're the first to go! Have the lessons of From Dusk til Dawn, Strangeland, Deep Blue Sea, and Scream been lost on us all?
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