Recap: Beauty and the Geek: The Wrath of Cecille - 
by Guest Columnist
By Jordan
Last week on Beauty and the Geek, our friendly Geeks got madeover to look, well, still geeky but slightly less so, and we learned that DENTYNE gum is the greatest gum ever. That's DENTYNE. Andrea and Matt got eliminated after some ridiculous questions, and Jennylee flipped out at Niels for sending her hookup interest Nate to the Elimination Room. What'll happen this week?
And as usual we open with Nate and Cecille's return upstairs to a round of cheers and applause. Jennylee is just excited to see Nate because "he's so great." He's a guy I could date. And I wouldn't be late. I think it's fate. Cecille makes me irate. Rhyming is fun! It's too bad Jennylee's name isn't Mumbass or Betard.
Cecille starts making a scene, bitching and moaning about how she got sent in to the ER and begins plotting her revenge almost immediately. Whatever.
The next morning the teams gather in the living room and Mike tells them that they deserve a vacation since they've been working so hard. Yeah, laying out by the pool for seven hours a day is tough! They're going all the way to…San Diego!
Megan tells us that she's "very anxious to have some fun…because of so much learning and brain stuff that I need to just not think." Brain stuff is hard! Me not want to think no more. Is it hard to get through life on a sixth grade education?
But it won't all be fun and games, because the ladies are going to have to learn about electronics. Megan tells us that her "favorite electronic is..." and then stares off into space as a vibration noise gets played over the soundtrack. Well that was completely inappropriate. And probably true. Meanwhile, the guys will have to come up with a short fitness routine to give on the beach. Nate wins the grossest analogy award when he says, "I'm about as fit as a spoiled bottle of milk because I'm chunky and white."
The teams pile onto a bus to head to beautiful San Diego, where Niels tries to make up with Jennylee since she's still bitter about the whole sending Nate in to the ER thing. Seriously, get over it. Like there's some kind of shortage in the real world of dudes she can hook up with.
At their new hotel in San Diego, Nate checks out the fitness room with Cecille. In what I can only hope is a joke, Nate is sporting the shortest pair of shorts any man has ever worn since 1972. I think I saw a testicle. Megan and Scooter also check out the fitness room, followed by Nadia and Mario. This is clearly not Mario's thing. "I can't do pushups." "I can't do kicks." Jesus Christ, what can you do? I don't think Mario has been getting a lot of exercise playing World of Warcraft.
Outside, Cecille attempts to study but quickly becomes bored, which irritates Nate since he doesn't want to go back to the Elimination Room again. Back indoors, Niels and Jennylee hit up the fitness room, where she continues to be a giant pain in the ass while she tells him she hates his entire workout routine. She says "it does make me a little sick to know that all the teams that have gone home have not gotten along and me and Niels are having problems now." Wait a second, all the problems are because of you!
After spending the day studying and attempting to work out, the teams all get on a yacht and take a trip around the Bay. I wonder how long it will take one of the Geeks to make a "king of the world" remark…
On the boat, everyone appears to be having a good time, especially Nate and Jennylee who keep flirting. I should also mention that it appears that everyone is drinking, especially Cecille. Erin attempts to dance on the boat in her heels, which concerns Mario because he's afraid she's going to fall. Her "dancing" is more creepy than it is sexy, especially considering she's built like an aluminum pole. Eventually she gets on the edge of the boat and shouts "I'm the king of the world." Dammit, I was wrong! I would have figured Nate for that one. Oh well.
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