By Jordan
Last week on Beauty and the Geek, our friendly Geeks got madeover to look, well, still geeky but slightly less so, and we learned that DENTYNE gum is the greatest gum ever. That's DENTYNE. Andrea and Matt got eliminated after some ridiculous questions, and Jennylee flipped out at Niels for sending her hookup interest Nate to the Elimination Room. What'll happen this week?
And as usual we open with Nate and Cecille's return upstairs to a round of cheers and applause. Jennylee is just excited to see Nate because "he's so great." He's a guy I could date. And I wouldn't be late. I think it's fate. Cecille makes me irate. Rhyming is fun! It's too bad Jennylee's name isn't Mumbass or Betard.
Cecille starts making a scene, bitching and moaning about how she got sent in to the ER and begins plotting her revenge almost immediately. Whatever.
The next morning the teams gather in the living room and Mike tells them that they deserve a vacation since they've been working so hard. Yeah, laying out by the pool for seven hours a day is tough! They're going all the way to…San Diego!
Megan tells us that she's "very anxious to have some fun…because of so much learning and brain stuff that I need to just not think." Brain stuff is hard! Me not want to think no more. Is it hard to get through life on a sixth grade education?
But it won't all be fun and games, because the ladies are going to have to learn about electronics. Megan tells us that her "favorite electronic is..." and then stares off into space as a vibration noise gets played over the soundtrack. Well that was completely inappropriate. And probably true. Meanwhile, the guys will have to come up with a short fitness routine to give on the beach. Nate wins the grossest analogy award when he says, "I'm about as fit as a spoiled bottle of milk because I'm chunky and white."
The teams pile onto a bus to head to beautiful San Diego, where Niels tries to make up with Jennylee since she's still bitter about the whole sending Nate in to the ER thing. Seriously, get over it. Like there's some kind of shortage in the real world of dudes she can hook up with.
At their new hotel in San Diego, Nate checks out the fitness room with Cecille. In what I can only hope is a joke, Nate is sporting the shortest pair of shorts any man has ever worn since 1972. I think I saw a testicle. Megan and Scooter also check out the fitness room, followed by Nadia and Mario. This is clearly not Mario's thing. "I can't do pushups." "I can't do kicks." Jesus Christ, what can you do? I don't think Mario has been getting a lot of exercise playing World of Warcraft.
Outside, Cecille attempts to study but quickly becomes bored, which irritates Nate since he doesn't want to go back to the Elimination Room again. Back indoors, Niels and Jennylee hit up the fitness room, where she continues to be a giant pain in the ass while she tells him she hates his entire workout routine. She says "it does make me a little sick to know that all the teams that have gone home have not gotten along and me and Niels are having problems now." Wait a second, all the problems are because of you!
After spending the day studying and attempting to work out, the teams all get on a yacht and take a trip around the Bay. I wonder how long it will take one of the Geeks to make a "king of the world" remark…
On the boat, everyone appears to be having a good time, especially Nate and Jennylee who keep flirting. I should also mention that it appears that everyone is drinking, especially Cecille. Erin attempts to dance on the boat in her heels, which concerns Mario because he's afraid she's going to fall. Her "dancing" is more creepy than it is sexy, especially considering she's built like an aluminum pole. Eventually she gets on the edge of the boat and shouts "I'm the king of the world." Dammit, I was wrong! I would have figured Nate for that one. Oh well.
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Comments (24)
Cecille was really pissing me off during this episode. She is not even that pretty, more of a "butter face", if you will. I am loving Neils and was hoping for the tra-la-la ding-ding-dong song to make another appearance this episode. Sadly, I had to do without. Jennylee also sucks at life, it would seem.
1 of 24 | Posted by goobs
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Posted on January 25, 2007 7:16 PM
Could this author's writing be any more choppy. Jeez, learn how to be an effective writer, especially if you are going to publish it for the hundreds of TVgasm readers. Did you even go to junior college?
2 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 25, 2007 7:57 PM
hey Svan, thanks for the compliment. sadly, junior college wouldn't take me either. damn you junior college SATS!
(thankfully, i hear ITT takes anyone! phew!)
3 of 24 | Posted by Jordan
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Posted on January 26, 2007 12:12 AM
SVAN! You're an idiot!
How's that for writing?
4 of 24 | Posted by twnpeeks
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Posted on January 26, 2007 8:42 AM
Okay, so - I really enjoyed the other seasons, but the abundance of straight up biotches in this season is kind of ruining it for me. Nonetheless, I will continue to watch in hopes Jennylee gets the boot before she can grope Nate. Thanks for the recap!
5 of 24 | Posted by dainsey
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Posted on January 26, 2007 11:04 AM
I HATE this season. I HATE the blonde BIAS. The guys obviously made themselve look geekier to get on the show. Nate and Skooter with their caveman hair and beards. The only 1/2 way decent gal left is Nadia but she doesn't have a spine. I HATE CC and Jennylee how much more conceited can you be?
*** SPOILER*** I'm betting CC is on the winning team as she was on 1 vs 100. OH and CC has UGLY HAIR EXTENSIONS AND UGLY BLACK ROOTS. Actually most of the "beauties" have Black roots.
6 of 24 | Posted by wincha
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Posted on January 26, 2007 12:34 PM
"Even Megan thinks Cecille is being an idiot. And that says a lot." -- Best line.
7 of 24 | Posted by McCoy
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Posted on January 26, 2007 12:57 PM
I may have to go with the Svan on this. What is this:
"Her and Niels spend some time studying."
Also, obviously if the girls were all digging walkie talkies from a general area, it could not be arranged so that the particular walkie talkie a girl picks up is magically connected to only that of her partner. Rather, when she spoke, the girl's message would go to all of the guys. As such, it was necessary to identify herself.
Hey, does our guest columnist have plastic hair and boobs and a name that rhymes with Becille? That might explain something.
8 of 24 | Posted by Jennifer30309
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Posted on January 26, 2007 1:25 PM
^^ "Hi! Im-becile!" Ha!
9 of 24 | Posted by LongHairedMan
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Posted on January 26, 2007 2:59 PM
twnpeeks,
Idiots don't go to medical school. Try again.
10 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 26, 2007 4:49 PM
"It's too bad Jennylee's name isn't Mumbass or Betard."
Love it. Also, I will continue to hate Jennylee due to the whole "I'm cooler than you bit." I'll be terribly disappointed if Nate succumbs to that.
Idiots may not get into med school, but rude jerks definitely do.
11 of 24 | Posted by JerryTheElk
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Posted on January 26, 2007 6:47 PM
Rude jerk? The Svan calls 'em like he sees 'em. The Svan have discovered a genetic cause for a disease in the past 3 months, what have you done? The Svan makes a significant difference in the lives of thousands and he's a rude jerk? The Svan heals people while you work at the Gap. Bugger off.
12 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 26, 2007 7:52 PM
The Svan is signed up for this show next season so bugger off.
13 of 24 | Posted by campfiregirl
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Posted on January 26, 2007 11:27 PM
"The Svan have discovered..."
Wow, that is some effective writing right there.
14 of 24 | Posted by Laughingbabies
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Posted on January 26, 2007 11:50 PM
The Svan is a scientist, not an author. Besides, English is not his first language.
15 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 27, 2007 7:04 PM
The Svan is being an ass. It's fricking TVgasm dude so who cares?! It's not like it's a medical journal, as you apparently, would read. Oy.
~Georgia~
16 of 24 | Posted by georgiababe
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Posted on January 27, 2007 7:53 PM
Medical journals are a completely different style of writing but The Svan wouldn't expect you to know that. The Svan cares because this author wants the fame that comes with publishing but has yet to put in the work to create a worthwhile product. The Svan called him/her on it as any audience should do, too often these days the audience doesn't play their part and that leads to inferior products by the entertainment industry.
17 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 28, 2007 7:24 AM
The Svan makes me want to chew off my left arm and throw it at him. Please relax, buddy. The recap was funny and entertaining. Lay off. Thanks!
18 of 24 | Posted by Pinky
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Posted on January 28, 2007 9:56 AM
Of course medical journals are a different style of writing, you tard! That's exactly my point. They are meant to be taken seriously because they could be of useful information to students and other such professionals in the medical field, and have the potential to advance medical science and technology as we know it.
TVgasm? Not so much. Chill out. It's a recap of Beauty and the Geek - not exactly what you might classify as quality television. Who cares if it's grammatically or stylistically correct? I liked it, I found it funny and it doesn't have to be anything more than that.
~Georgia~
19 of 24 | Posted by georgiababe
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Posted on January 28, 2007 2:35 PM
The Svan didn't like it, didn't find it funny but agree that it doesn't have to be anything more than that. Of course, it wasn't that either. Good writing can make any subject worthwhile, unfortunately there are too many authors on this site that are unoriginal and grammatically incorrect. It's disappointing. The Svan stays ready to point out these failures so rest easy, retail workers.
20 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 28, 2007 6:54 PM
Retail workers? Wow, you are full of yourself, moreso than I had originally thought. Okay, you're a med student, wahoo. What do you want, a parade? Making degrading comments towards others' professions and level of intelligence doesn't exactly scream maturity or professionalism. Honestly, why do you care so much? Shouldn't you be studying?
~Georgia~
Oh, and FYI, I'm studying to be an architect, NOT a retail worker.
21 of 24 | Posted by georgiababe
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Posted on January 28, 2007 7:10 PM
I'm so glad that my recap was able to start a flame war. Also, I didn't know doctors had this much time to troll around on the internet. Interesting.
22 of 24 | Posted by Jordan
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Posted on January 28, 2007 8:01 PM
maybe next week CeCe will say that this show has inspired her to go to medical school to help discover a genetic fix so that Berkley geeks can get laid more often.
23 of 24 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on January 29, 2007 7:07 AM
I can't believe you guys are arguing with "The Svan". I mean the guy/girl is talking in third person. What a douche.
24 of 24 | Posted by dmbislove
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Posted on February 16, 2007 9:25 AM