Cecille gets more and more belligerent on the boat, and says, "[Niels] sent me in to the Elimination Room because he's scared. Not only am I hot and sexy, but I'm smart and I'll kick your ass." I think Cecille must be playing every 9 year old child's favorite game, Opposite Day. "I'm smart and fun and friendly and don't sleep with 80 year old men for money."
Back at the hotel, Cecille continues to become more and more drunkenly angry. She points out how nobody will ever like Niels because he cries all the time. While she might have a point there, she also manages to chase just about everyone out of the room except for Megan. She also attempts to make fun of the fact that Niels goes to Berkley, which really just makes her sound even stupider. Even Megan thinks Cecille is being an idiot. And that says a lot.
The next morning the teams hit the beach for the Geeks to give their "Body by Geek" workout routine, with the women doing the workouts. The judges are two fitness experts – some guy and some lady, who will be watching the whole time.
Drew is up first, and appears to make the women laugh more than sweat. Scooter goes second and mentions something about ballet and "third position." Megan tells us that if "a guy asked me to go to a ballet class with him, I'd think he was gay." Megan also doesn't know what third position is but she's very comfortable in missionary and rusty trombone.
Mario is up next and he shows the girls some boxing moves, very similar to what Niels had been practicing in front of Jennylee the previous day. Funnily enough, Jennylee thinks Mario's routine was great even though Niels' routine sucked. Smells like spite. Niels goes next and does a few odd things such as having everyone get down on all fours and "walk like a bear."
Nate shows up next, wearing spandex, again which I can only hope is a joke. He does a lot more talking than actually moving, and if the goal was to workout his tongue, he might win this one.
And it's time to choose a winner…
It's Scooter! And Megan and Scooter feel the thrill of victory for the first time, giving them the power to send a team into the Elimination Room.
Later, it's time for the women's challenge, which is supposedly about electronics. They're each given a metal detector, which they'll have to use in order to find a buried box with a walkie talkie that they'll have to "put together," then radio their partner across a small cove. They'll then get a combination from their partner to unlock a kayak, which they'll have to race across the cove. Whoever makes it first is the winner. I'm not entirely sure what this has to do with electronics, and Erin isn't exactly sure what a kayak is.
The race begins, and Megan is the first to find a box, but it's empty and she has to keep searching. But through hard work and determination, she also manages to find the first walkie talkie and "put it together," which involved attaching the battery (I think). I think they use this same test on gorillas in order to measure their intelligence. Megan runs to the beach and radios Scooter, saying over and over "Scooter, it's Megan." I'm not sure who else it would be. Unfortunately for her however, she's not used to the intricacies of a walkie talkie and doesn't realize that she needs to let go of the button in order to hear him respond to her. Even the gorillas could do this part. So instead, she stand around saying "Scooter, it's Megan," over and over and over. No seriously Scooter, IT'S MEGAN!! Scooter looks on helplessly and wonders just how stupid his partner is. Megan wonders aloud, "Am I retarded?" Oh that's just too easy.
Cecille is the next to find a walkie talkie and radios Nate. "Nate, it's Cecille!" Seriously, were they instructed to announce their names? Were they expecting someone else? "Drew, it's Captain Kirk!" "Mario, it's Frodo Baggins!" Nate tells Cecille the combination to her kayak and she hits the water.
Nadia is next to find a walkie talkie and radios Mario. Mario gives her the combination and she jumps in her kayak, shortly behind Cecille. Meanwhile, Megan continues to look on in disbelief. Walkie talkies are hard!
Cecille makes it over first, giving her and Nate yet another win. Hmm, I wonder who she's going to send to the Elimination Room.
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Comments (24)
Cecille was really pissing me off during this episode. She is not even that pretty, more of a "butter face", if you will. I am loving Neils and was hoping for the tra-la-la ding-ding-dong song to make another appearance this episode. Sadly, I had to do without. Jennylee also sucks at life, it would seem.
1 of 24 | Posted by goobs
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Posted on January 25, 2007 7:16 PM
Could this author's writing be any more choppy. Jeez, learn how to be an effective writer, especially if you are going to publish it for the hundreds of TVgasm readers. Did you even go to junior college?
2 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 25, 2007 7:57 PM
hey Svan, thanks for the compliment. sadly, junior college wouldn't take me either. damn you junior college SATS!
(thankfully, i hear ITT takes anyone! phew!)
3 of 24 | Posted by Jordan
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Posted on January 26, 2007 12:12 AM
SVAN! You're an idiot!
How's that for writing?
4 of 24 | Posted by twnpeeks
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Posted on January 26, 2007 8:42 AM
Okay, so - I really enjoyed the other seasons, but the abundance of straight up biotches in this season is kind of ruining it for me. Nonetheless, I will continue to watch in hopes Jennylee gets the boot before she can grope Nate. Thanks for the recap!
5 of 24 | Posted by dainsey
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Posted on January 26, 2007 11:04 AM
I HATE this season. I HATE the blonde BIAS. The guys obviously made themselve look geekier to get on the show. Nate and Skooter with their caveman hair and beards. The only 1/2 way decent gal left is Nadia but she doesn't have a spine. I HATE CC and Jennylee how much more conceited can you be?
*** SPOILER*** I'm betting CC is on the winning team as she was on 1 vs 100. OH and CC has UGLY HAIR EXTENSIONS AND UGLY BLACK ROOTS. Actually most of the "beauties" have Black roots.
6 of 24 | Posted by wincha
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Posted on January 26, 2007 12:34 PM
"Even Megan thinks Cecille is being an idiot. And that says a lot." -- Best line.
7 of 24 | Posted by McCoy
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Posted on January 26, 2007 12:57 PM
I may have to go with the Svan on this. What is this:
"Her and Niels spend some time studying."
Also, obviously if the girls were all digging walkie talkies from a general area, it could not be arranged so that the particular walkie talkie a girl picks up is magically connected to only that of her partner. Rather, when she spoke, the girl's message would go to all of the guys. As such, it was necessary to identify herself.
Hey, does our guest columnist have plastic hair and boobs and a name that rhymes with Becille? That might explain something.
8 of 24 | Posted by Jennifer30309
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Posted on January 26, 2007 1:25 PM
^^ "Hi! Im-becile!" Ha!
9 of 24 | Posted by LongHairedMan
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Posted on January 26, 2007 2:59 PM
twnpeeks,
Idiots don't go to medical school. Try again.
10 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 26, 2007 4:49 PM
"It's too bad Jennylee's name isn't Mumbass or Betard."
Love it. Also, I will continue to hate Jennylee due to the whole "I'm cooler than you bit." I'll be terribly disappointed if Nate succumbs to that.
Idiots may not get into med school, but rude jerks definitely do.
11 of 24 | Posted by JerryTheElk
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Posted on January 26, 2007 6:47 PM
Rude jerk? The Svan calls 'em like he sees 'em. The Svan have discovered a genetic cause for a disease in the past 3 months, what have you done? The Svan makes a significant difference in the lives of thousands and he's a rude jerk? The Svan heals people while you work at the Gap. Bugger off.
12 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 26, 2007 7:52 PM
The Svan is signed up for this show next season so bugger off.
13 of 24 | Posted by campfiregirl
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Posted on January 26, 2007 11:27 PM
"The Svan have discovered..."
Wow, that is some effective writing right there.
14 of 24 | Posted by Laughingbabies
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Posted on January 26, 2007 11:50 PM
The Svan is a scientist, not an author. Besides, English is not his first language.
15 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 27, 2007 7:04 PM
The Svan is being an ass. It's fricking TVgasm dude so who cares?! It's not like it's a medical journal, as you apparently, would read. Oy.
~Georgia~
16 of 24 | Posted by georgiababe
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Posted on January 27, 2007 7:53 PM
Medical journals are a completely different style of writing but The Svan wouldn't expect you to know that. The Svan cares because this author wants the fame that comes with publishing but has yet to put in the work to create a worthwhile product. The Svan called him/her on it as any audience should do, too often these days the audience doesn't play their part and that leads to inferior products by the entertainment industry.
17 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 28, 2007 7:24 AM
The Svan makes me want to chew off my left arm and throw it at him. Please relax, buddy. The recap was funny and entertaining. Lay off. Thanks!
18 of 24 | Posted by Pinky
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Posted on January 28, 2007 9:56 AM
Of course medical journals are a different style of writing, you tard! That's exactly my point. They are meant to be taken seriously because they could be of useful information to students and other such professionals in the medical field, and have the potential to advance medical science and technology as we know it.
TVgasm? Not so much. Chill out. It's a recap of Beauty and the Geek - not exactly what you might classify as quality television. Who cares if it's grammatically or stylistically correct? I liked it, I found it funny and it doesn't have to be anything more than that.
~Georgia~
19 of 24 | Posted by georgiababe
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Posted on January 28, 2007 2:35 PM
The Svan didn't like it, didn't find it funny but agree that it doesn't have to be anything more than that. Of course, it wasn't that either. Good writing can make any subject worthwhile, unfortunately there are too many authors on this site that are unoriginal and grammatically incorrect. It's disappointing. The Svan stays ready to point out these failures so rest easy, retail workers.
20 of 24 | Posted by The Svan
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Posted on January 28, 2007 6:54 PM
Retail workers? Wow, you are full of yourself, moreso than I had originally thought. Okay, you're a med student, wahoo. What do you want, a parade? Making degrading comments towards others' professions and level of intelligence doesn't exactly scream maturity or professionalism. Honestly, why do you care so much? Shouldn't you be studying?
~Georgia~
Oh, and FYI, I'm studying to be an architect, NOT a retail worker.
21 of 24 | Posted by georgiababe
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Posted on January 28, 2007 7:10 PM
I'm so glad that my recap was able to start a flame war. Also, I didn't know doctors had this much time to troll around on the internet. Interesting.
22 of 24 | Posted by Jordan
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Posted on January 28, 2007 8:01 PM
maybe next week CeCe will say that this show has inspired her to go to medical school to help discover a genetic fix so that Berkley geeks can get laid more often.
23 of 24 | Posted by zoobabe
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Posted on January 29, 2007 7:07 AM
I can't believe you guys are arguing with "The Svan". I mean the guy/girl is talking in third person. What a douche.
24 of 24 | Posted by dmbislove
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Posted on February 16, 2007 9:25 AM