The next day we find the contestants at…oh no don't be true…the Laugh Factory, best known for Michael Richard's racist tirade.  Andrew is first up and bombs horribly with chess jokes, but refrains from calling anyone a racial slur.  Scooter's next and bombs equally as badly.  Note to Scooter:  jokes about "absolute zero" are not funny.

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Next it's time for the ever-smiling Piao.  His strategy is apparently to curse as much as possible and pray it's funny.  Apparently he has read The Michael Richards Guide to Standup.  His performance goes over about as well as Richards' did.  Next up is Nate who looks relatively comfortable on stage.  He gets several laughs and has easily been the best so far.  It's good when you stick to jokes about things you know about - destroying boulders, making fire, etc.  Matt goes next and tells a few jokes found out of some third grader's joke book and actually gets a few laughs.  Niels tells us he loves boobs, Sanjay tells us he's pro racial profiling, and Mario jokes about playing Super Mario Brothers.

After the crowd makes their vote on who their favorite is, we learn the winner of this challenge – Nate!  That's two in a row for Nate and Cecille and they're starting to look like the team to beat.  I'm still pretty sure Cecille doesn't know where she is.

Next up it's time for the Beauty's challenge.  They are taken to a local television station where they're told they're going to be interviewing an expert on world affairs – Stephen Dubner, the co-author of Freakonomics, while being judged by a couple of real-life anchors.  Tori's first and she didn't read any of the book.  Tori also doesn't understand the concept of a teleprompter.  Tori, you READ the words on the prompter OUT LOUD.  Tori's interview does not exactly go well as she only discusses parenting -  not really the point of Freakonomics.  She also gets upset that Sanjay didn't congratulate her.  Congratulate her?  For what?  Sucking?  Not being able to read?  Congratulations Tori, you're possibly the dumbest of everyone in the house.

Megan is next and she also struggles with the prompter.  Apparently the word "enigmatic" is not as easy as one might think.  Shockingly, her interview also goes poorly.  After Megan comes Miss Forehead herself, Sheree.  Amazingly, she has read enough of the book to have a mildly intelligent conversation and Paio is blown away by how well she does.  Jennylee bombs, then Cecille bombs because she's used to partying and not having to talk like an intelligent person.

Erin's interview also does not go so well.  She says "Economics is the study of incentives, why is that?"  There are so many things wrong with that sentence that I can't even begin to dissect it.  Andrea's interview lasts about 15 seconds.  Nadia's next and her interview goes okay, hey, she even says "enigmatic" correctly!  Mario is proud.

It's time to pick the winner, and it's Sheree!  Cecille is shocked, SHOCKED that she didn't win.  I'm not.

Afterwards, Sanjay tries to have a discussion with Tori about how he can help her.  She finds this insulting, even though Sanjay is only trying to help.  Basically, Tori sucks at life.  She creates a lot of unnecessary drama, making it inevitable that she'll be sent to the elimination room.

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All dressed up and back in the main hall, it's time to send teams to the elimination room.  Nate and Cecille choose…Sanjay and Tori!  Didn't see that one coming.  Sheree and Paio elect to send Erin and Drew.  Drew, by the way, is wearing his finest Star Trek outfit.  I don't even know what to say.  The Geeks will be tested on things that make women laugh and the Beauties will be tested on current events.  Does wearing a Star Trek uniform make women laugh?  Or run?

To the elimination room we go.  If you're new to the show, here's how it goes:  each contestant is given a series of questions, whichever team gets the most right stay in the game. 

Question 1 to Tori – "What year is the next presidential election?"  Tori answers 2006.  I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Tori doesn't vote.  Or know who the current president is.  Or is able to count to ten.

Question 2 to Erin – "What is the currency of Japan?"  Erin correctly answers Yen! 

Question 3 to Tori – "On Wall Street, what does NYSE stand for?"  Tori thinks it's National Something System.  She's almost right.  Wait, no she's not.

Question 4 to Erin – "Name one of the co-authors of Freakonomics."  She answers correctly!

Now it's time for the guys.  Seems they've changed the rules a bit as there are less questions being asked this year.

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Comments (16)

Clair Author Profile Page:

Excellent recap - funny and timely! One small note, however, the Dewey Decimal System isn't alphabetical, it's numerical.

HicksPub Author Profile Page:

Poor Balki, er Sanjay was hysterical without meaning to be. OMG, who proclaims to love rap, but not know the meaning of the words?!? "What? Booty = Intercourse? That explains a lot." LOL! It was especially telling when he polled the other geeks and they all understood booty to mean pirate treasure. Although I'm sad to see Sanjay go, I'm willing to accept the collateral damage to get rid of Tori. She literally (or would it be illiterally?) had no redeeming qualities. Andrea's next in my cross-hairs. Ho's gotta go.

slutty_whore Author Profile Page:

Excellent recap? But a small picky thing... did you mean "Sweet Value High" to be funny or did you actually mean "Sweet VALLEY High?, which was the name of the school in the books and tv show?

Svettylana Author Profile Page:

wow! you hated tori just as much as me, sucks fo sanjay bc he didn't even stand a chance, and I don't know why she is a "beauty" anyway, sure she's dumb enough, but there is nothing pretty about her and she dresses like she shops at rave girl and gets dressed in the dark! good riddance!

and def nate has the strongest shot so far of being the sercretly cute geek, can't wait to find out who hooks up!

georgiababe Author Profile Page:

I've seen Jennylee before. She was on that show Next, and she had 5 guys on the bus waiting to see if they can be her date. She cut two immediately because they were shorter than she was, then she made the others pretend they were in Grease. They were at the actual location of Rydell High, where the movie was filmed, and she was dressed as Sandy. She made the guys dress up like Danny, in a black wig and a leather jacket, then they did this weird go kart thing, then I think that they got ice cream sundaes or something and sat on the bleachers. It was weird. I didn't like her then, and I still don't like her.

I really like Cecille and Nate. Cecille is an airhead, but at least she's funny. And I like Sheree and Matt. But that's about it. But I HATED Tori. Poor Sanjay. She is the biggest idiot ever. Honestly, they told her like 3 times how to read the teleprompter and when to start, and she STILL couldn't get it right!! And then she got all pissed off that Sanjay didn't congratulate her! What a moron.

~Georgia~

hannahthehun Author Profile Page:

Thank you thank you THANK YOU for recapping this show. I never know what to think until TVGasm validates my opinions about a show.

Jordan Author Profile Page:

Whoops. I did indeed mean Sweet Valley High. Sweet Value High sounds like a cross between Costco and a high school.

zoobabe Author Profile Page:

Scooter gets my vote for the after makeover hottie. Sure he dresses poorly, but that's easy to fix and he does have the requisite facial hair that needs to be shaved.

anniedawg25 Author Profile Page:

Georgia, my cousin and I totally called Jennylee out...we had seen her on "Next" the previous day! We are betting that she never ONCE mentions her "addiction" to Grease on this show. Proving that Next is total B.S.
Also, she just lost all "credibility" about how serious she is about this show, she seems like those actresses that apply to billions of Reality Shows trying to get into the bizz.

Other than that, I totally love this show!!!! Nate is my favorite!

fycin Author Profile Page:

I think Nate just looks like every other bearded hipster in Brooklyn right now. Slightly more awkward, maybe, but not exactly geeky.

I think Neils could be in the running to win the hottie makeover contest.

Erin is originally from my hometown. I'm wondering what kind of "voice teacher" she really is. You do actually have to know stuff in order to teach voice, and she did well in the elimination round. I think she might be pulling a Cher. (i.e. faking the total idiocy)

Finally, thank god that Tori is gone. She so obviously got mad at Sanjay because she was insecure and knew she f-ed up by not studying. A person has a right to sleep? Come on!!

I'm pulling for Mario and Nadia. They're my faves so far. And I liked the super mario boob-squeeze joke.

brilliantmistake Author Profile Page:

I'm with zoobabe- Scooter's got the most cleanup potential.

I'm sick to death of Freakonomics and the associated hype. It's not that great, people. The authors are one step away from appearing on the Surreal Life.

"The last book she read was Sweet Valley High and clearly not Hairstyles to Make Your Forehead Look Smaller, because dear God that thing is huge."
HAHA!!

Great Recap! I love this show... but its never been as good without Richard! That guy was phenomenal.

Nerdatron Author Profile Page:

I felt so bad for Sanjay for having such a retarded partner. Seriously, I wanted to strangle her when Sanjay was trying to apologize.

WCPisdelicious Author Profile Page:

I LOVE this show! I never watched the first two seasons but I'm now addicted after seeing the first episode! I really think Nate will look good once he's cleaned up-- plus I thought he was funny (and confident during the library challenge).

I think Nadia and Mario are great together. I hope they go far.

TinkerbellAPixie Author Profile Page:

You forgot to mention the new twist - having all the other contestants watch the Elimination contest from a TV upstairs. I'm not quite sure how this twist will impact the game - unless it intimidates some of the teams from taking a winning team out.

The girls are much meaner this year - and are definitely here for the cameras and not to learn anything or hang out with these poor shlubs.

fycin Author Profile Page:

Okay so I was totally right about Erin. Just talked to a friend that went to high school with her. She is not dumb at all and was even on the Math Team. She's pulling a Cher! I'm so annoyed!

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