This week's episode of Beauty and the Geek reminded me of my old business and what could have been.  One of these days I'll get it off the ground again, so look for a Rent-a-Baby near you.  Just don't tell the cops.

Last week on Beauty and the Geek, Cecille's bad side came out, Jennylee and Nate flirted on a boat, and Niels and Jennylee survived elimination sending Erin and Drew home.  Now only four teams remain and someone's gonna win 250 grand.

As per usual we open with Niels and Jennylee's return upstairs.  The Rock and Roll Peacock survives another day! 

Later that night we're treated to some night-vision footage of Nate displaying his complete lack of player skills.  He sits on a bed with Jennylee rambling about how he can't believe that she likes him.  I'm pretty sure if Jennylee was completely naked wearing only a flashing neon sign that said "Make a Move, Retard!" he still would have just sat there.  This was near painful to watch.  Jennylee has now gone at least a week without sex, which is probably a record for her and Nate can't even take advantage.  Sad.  They stand in the hallway and Nate says "See you in the morning."  Aaaargh.  I realize that Jennylee has come off as a worthless human being, especially since her "I'm cooler than you" comment towards Andrea, but come on Nate.  DO SOMETHING.  Alas, nothing happens.

The next morning the group gathers in the living room to learn their new tasks.  Our incredibly charismatically challenged host Mike tells the teams it's time to "shake things up a bit."  "What does that mean?" inquires Nadia.  She's not so good with expressions.  Or counting.

Mike says they're going to add a member to each team.  Who could it be?  Eliminated contestants?  The cast of Star Trek?   Nate's old caveman buddies?  No.  Instead Mike introduces a group of…dogs.  In trot a chihuahua, a daschund, a golden retriever, and my personal favorite breed, an English bulldog.  Each team will choose a dog that will be a part of their next challenge.  Nate and Cecille take the Taco Bell dog, Niels and Jennylee the bulldog, Nadia and Mario the retriever, and Scooter and Megan the hot dog.

Cecille, in her infinite wisdom tells us that chihuahuas aren't like dogs, they're like babies and they should be treated like babies.  I pray to God that this woman never gets pregnant.  I'm guessing the odds of that though are highly unlikely.

The Geeks will be taking the dogs to a park and will have to get women's phone numbers, using the dogs as bait.  Yes, I've definitely seen this trick used in the past…but I'm telling you, babies work much better.  Mike continues and takes out a tool chest and the following exchange is heard:

Mike: This is a tool chest, and shocker, it contains tools.
Nadia:  What are tools?
Cecille:  What's shocker?

Come on Cecille, I think we all know that you know what the shocker is.  Two in the pink, one in the stink?  No? 

Mike says that they'll be building their own "doggy domicile."  Megan asks, "What's domicile?"  Officially, none of these women have a strong grasp of the English language.  What are tools?  What's domicile?  How did I get here?  Why are there cameras?