After imparting her vast knowledge of all things hardened-coal, Jennipher tells Ankur she's ready for a nap. Which of course pisses Ankur off. "Every time she opens a book, she wants to take a nap," he kvetches. On the plus side, at least she opened the book. All Cher wants to do is lay in the sun. While Josh is trying to study with her, she asks him to move because she's getting too much of his shade. At that, Josh picks up his stuff and goes to study with Joe and Brittany, knowing full well this will upset Cher. When she tells him to come back and study with her, Josh tells Joe and Brittany he's not going to do it, because he's "nobody's bitch." He'll go down there when he wants to go down there. Before coming to the house, he'd have done whatever someone who looked like Cher told him to. (As would all geeks.) But now, he has a backbone and he's going to stand up to her. This lasts for all of about three seconds. But, he assures Joe and Brittany, those three seconds were more than enough to show her who's boss. It's just too bad Cher has the memory of a goldfish, because 30 seconds later she's forgotten the valuable lesson Josh taught her and once again is treating him like her bitch.

After dinner, the contestants are told to gather in the library. Host Mike Richards is nowhere to be found, but there is a TV set up. This can't be good. Instead of a challenge, it looks like everyone will get to see everyone's personal tapes. Bet Ankur's regretting his "Little Ankur" puppet show now. This whole segment is pretty boring, except when Cher says Josh's tape was the best present she's ever gotten. If only she weren't cursed with fish memory, she'd have remembered how happy she was testing negative for Hep-C last month.

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Comments (12)

The pinball pad commercial is funny.

stacyrocks Author Profile Page:

It wasn't just you, copygodd: this episode was pretty boring. And the pink diamond Ben Affleck bought was for Jennifer Lopez, not Garner but whatever, can't always keep track :) Oh and funny you noticed Brittany doesn't like being touched by Joe, haha. She always looks back on his hand or makes a scared face when he's approaching her.

plethLaura Author Profile Page:

it's a 3D period

silly rabbit

juxtapoeser Author Profile Page:

i loved when Jennipher said "so many pages! so many pages".

even though she was a total tool on this challenge I had to laugh at how nonchalant she was about it.

and props to Ankur for not hitting her over the head with the thomas guide!

So everything Joe did was because of Brittney's birthday or it was Brittney's lucky number. No wonder he pulled a Greg Brady on her in the car. I was wondering if he'd follow up to the modeling shoot when he wanted her dress to fly up.

zoobabe Author Profile Page:

I seems as if Josh and Cher are the clear front-runners, but I hope that Brittany and Joe make it a close final. At least we know that Cher still has Wes, so if her diatribe about being in the house for the "right reasons" now is true she should be happy with him and not need the money so much.

ra Author Profile Page:

I especially enjoyed the blueberry pancakes vs. oral pleasure debate. Both have their merits... :)

I need to know, and B-Side hasn't answered me - someone here had to have gone to Dartmouth b/c it is just randomly on the links page. 'Fess up. I know some peeps from there and got all excited that I actually know people. Unfortunately, they were all members of the Dungeons and Dragons club that met every Sat. nite, so....

Kidding. And I promise this is not a ploy to find out your "real" identities. B/c frankly, as long as you continue to make me laugh, you could be Starr Jones for all I care. Or Danny from Real World Austin...same level of repugnance. : )

stacyrocks Author Profile Page:

It looks like this season is 'repeating' the last one. Last season, Richard & Mindy kept being sent to the elimination room and would come back and made it to the finals but then lost to Caitilin and i forget his name. And Josh is definitely this season's Richard so maybe him & Cher will lose. But what do I know, gotta wait for the finale. :)

sg-dub Author Profile Page:

ra -

Yes, more than one TVgasm went to Dartmouth. Personally, I stayed a couple nights in Hanover while hiking the AT a few years ago and had a great time.

Big haired Carried from Martha Stewart's Apprentice - another proud Dartmouth grad.

proud grad of THE ohio state university.

ra Author Profile Page:

Sg-dub,

I knew it! What a super sleuth I am. Haha.

I know a ton of '00s and '01s from Dartmouth, mostly track people, but a few football players. I am a HUGE fan of Dartmouth pong and even have my own paddle!

Copygodd - good ole PSU here.

ra

Me Author Profile Page:

GO BUCS!!!

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