It certainly has been a journey. As they prepare for their final dinner together, the girls get gussied up, Jasmine plumps her boobs up into her dress, Dave dons a suit, and Sam applies an extra layer of Aquanet to his coif. Afterward, Dave feels the need to have yet another touching moment with Jasmine. It seems like he's been making up for all of the lost opportunities for touching moments with this chick. He gives her a little speech about how happiness is more important than money, and gives her an authentic Chinese happiness bracelet to prove it.
"Yay, jewelry!"
Okay, now THIS is it. We've finally circled back to the "night of elimination" title card and after a recap of H.H.'s twist speech, we learn that it is AMERICA who will decide the winner of this season! GASP! Oh my God, that was easier to see coming than Ron Jeremy. The teams will have one chance only to make asses of themselves by pleading to America to vote for them and give them quarter of a million smackeroos. As we've come to expect, the teams prepare and the geeks are way uptight and overly organized about their speeches, while the beautes decide to wing it and "speak from the heart." Wow, I haven't heard that one since the Johnny Dakota episode of "Saved By The Bell."
Anyway, the teams both give CW viewers their best "gimme gimme" pouts, and Nicole even gives her best Joker smile.
Make Jack Nicholson proud.
I think both teams could have used a little dose of the ol' water works, but maybe that's just me. So there you have it. It's still not over. NEXT week will really be it. For Christ's sake, CW, you've squeezed all of the drama possible out of this fruit, LET IT GO. Anyway, I'll see you kids next week to tell you who wins, but in the meantime, I'll leave you with further evidence of the shirt phenomenon.
Looks like Dave lost last night's drinking contest.
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Comments (5)
i've already voted for dave and jasmin....
1 of 5 | Posted by kevintheomanharris | Posted on December 1, 2007 7:10 AM
"My eyebrows alone can Judo-chop you!"
I disagree about the show not having enough drama. I was more hooked on this year than last year's... It seemed like, as soon as one thing ended, something else began.
But, damn. I didn't want America to choose. Ah, well. Dave and Jasmine, it is!
I was a bit weirded out by Nicole in this ep. And as much as I love role-playing, I like doing it in the comfort of my own room. The look on that girl's face when Dave said that he played with swords...
2 of 5 | Posted by Trey | Posted on December 2, 2007 3:59 AM
And that quote... cut off my arrows. I was just saying that I seriously bust a gut laughing at it. Darn you!
3 of 5 | Posted by Trey | Posted on December 2, 2007 4:01 AM
im so pissed they are doing the america voting thing! i think it's lazy and quite frankly, america never votes the right way. like those challenges america voted on earlier in the season- they were so NOT the best challenges of all the options. ah well.
4 of 5 | Posted by isthisawkward | Posted on December 3, 2007 6:27 AM
Um, is it just me, or did that pic of her in the baby catcher make her look like she has a GIANORMOUS vajayjay???
5 of 5 | Posted by pappy | Posted on December 3, 2007 9:30 AM