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NETWORK:
CBS
HOST:
Julie "Chenbot" Chen
SEASONS:
7
PREMIERE DATE
July 5, 2000
STATUS
Now playing
CURRENT TIME SLOT
Tuesday 8PM. Thursday 8PM
1. Doctor Will wins Big Brother 2.
2. America votes Amy back into the Season Three house
3. Justin is expelled from the Season Two house after threatening castmate, Krista, with a knife
4. Kaysar divides the house of Season Six between the "Nerd Herd" and "The Sovereign Six"
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Tonight is the night! WHO WILL WIN?? The twit, the flit, or the shit? Find out, on this special two hour tag team recap of Big Brother 11!
Give you a hint. This guy? Loses.
Tonight on Big Brother: Ratalie finally pulls her own weight.
Kidding!
I hate to break it to you guys, but this week looks to be just oozing with filler material. The only real action is the competition and live eviction. So I'm not a bit surprised when the announcer says that past BB greats are going to be guesting tonight. Depending on who they dug up, this could be the best part of the hour by far. Unless Ratalie is evicted, which will be the best part of the whole season.
EXCEPT... ***DUN DUN DUN***
Chocolate Macramé Chenbot rolls on set and drops a bomb:
No one's getting evicted tonight.
"Nothing to see here. Please fast-forward to Tuesday."
Whiskey tango foxtrot, over?
You heard right. In Chenbot-speak, "it's the conclusion to Part 1 of the final HOH competition." Which means, in a nutshell, that it's the end of the beginning of the end. Which means all the good action will happen next Tuesday, and tonight will be pretty much ALL filler. So bite me, Grodner.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: The End Of The Beginning Of The End" »
Since we are hurtling towards what will very likely be an unsatisfying Natalie win, why don't we all sit here and reflect on all the things we could have done this summer with the time spent watching this show? I'll go first. Skydiving. A picnic with friends. Pilates. Hiking in the gorge. A tour of vineyards. Drinking at a variety of sporting events until my face falls off. Now you go.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: One Week Left" »
Tonight on Big Brother, we can an extra big helping of Natalie. Mmmmmmmmm.
With special guest: the most desperate shlub in the world:
Tonight, on Big Brother: Jeff finally gets some booger. Sort of.
Tonight on Big Brother: Kevin puts his hand in a hole and Jeff stuffs dollar bills in his underwear. It's not what you think.
It's much, much worse.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: All About The Washingtons" »
Tonight on Big Brother, Kevin makes 987 fug faces and Michelle gets depressed and goes for the razors.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: Most Boring Betrayal Ever" »
Previously on Big Brother: I saw this screencap coming a mile away.
That's what she said.
Also, Russell promised to go all Chima on eviction night. We can only hope. Chenbot, looking resplendent in a beige... tablecloth, I guess, says that "the game has turned into a living chess match". I think BB is more like poker, but YMMV.
When we go to color, Jeff says he has the chance to take out his strongest competitor, and he's taking it. Russell says "they picked the wrong guy". Judging by the crazy eyes, I'd say they picked the right one, brah. Kevin goes to thank Jordan and Ratalie, who, perhaps not coincidentally, are dressed like Twinkies. You guys, they are total besties now! Aunt Flow even came to see them both at the same time this week!
And brought Ratalie this awesome t-shirt.
Tonight on Big Brother, white people and black people alike bow their heads in shame. I'll give you a hint.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: Swallow My Banana" »
Tonight, on Big Brother: Kevin says lots of fun current stuff, Natalie and Russell get into a grammar rodeo, and most importantly: NO LYDIA. Huzzah!
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: You Don't Accept Losing Good" »