Previously on Big Brother, Ryan helped Josh pack his shit.
With Adam as the new HOH we have no idea what to expect save the 4 matching Kimono's he'll receive in his care package and insist on wearing every damn day. Natalie and Ryan are thrilled because Moose's win keep their team, sacrilegiously named Team Christ, in power. Natalie also mentions that she knew this would happen since she had a dream, a mere 4-weeks ago, that Moose would win HOH. She fails to realize that with the number of people in the house dwindling there is a 1 in 6 chance of her prophecy coming to fruition and actually not the divine creator speaking to her.
James and Sharon commiserate about how much they hate everyone in the house (preaching to the choir, rooster-boy) and know that Moose will put them both up for eviction since they both previously renounced Team Christ as their personal alliance and douchebags. James realizes that he has very little if nothing to lose so he decides to shake things up. He joins everyone in the living room and asks Moose who he would put up if James, who will obviously be nominated, won the Veto. Moose immediately says Sheila because she is the odd-maid out of their alliance but she would have a fighting chance against James who everyone hates. Sheila takes offense to Moose's comment stating that she has been nothing but tolerable of that pop-eyed freakshow since she came in the house.
Nobody wants to see Moose's HOH room, nor do they care about pictures of his fellow ballers but everyone has to follow him to kiss HOH ass. Moose reads the letter from his mother in front of everyone, which states that she is proud of him and pulling for him but she has to turn away from the screen every time he picks his nose (you're preaching to the choir Momma Moose). She also mentions that Moose's brother has been besieged with messages from Moose groupies who are anxious for him to be reintegrated into society, much like those women that write letters to serial killers on death row.
Who doesn't want a piece of this?
James once again mopes around the house feeling completely alone since his lover and friend, Josh and Chelsia respectively, were recently voted out of the house. He's a man adrift in a sea of assholes, which can make you feel really sad, or really grossed-out if that phrase is taken literally. Moose talks to James and admits that he feels sorry for him since Moose knows how it feels to be ostracized by a group of people, hence Moose's shunning from the Amish community. James sees that Moose's tar-ridden heart is swelling and realizes that he may actually have a chance to flip this around in his favor. James decides to get his mind back into the game so he goes into training mode, by lifting imaginary weights it would seem.
Once again James feels that he needs to kick things up a notch to shake things up so he brings Moose in on a brilliant plan to toilet paper Sheila's room. Sheila comes into the room later and rolls her eyes at the childish behavior that she has to live with making he wish she were home with her 16 year old son. This prank begins a "prank Sheila" montage where we see her walk into the pantry to have Natalie jump out of the garbage can and scare her. Sheila thinks this is a prank but Natalie actually just passed out there 2 days earlier. Later Sheila is sunning herself on a rock outside when James walks up behind her and dumps a cup of flour in her face. This isn't really a prank so much as blatant assault with a kitchen staple. Sheila is not amused.
Get out of James' house, you trickster!
After Sheila Scooby-Doo licks the flour off of her face, she confides in Moose that she really misses her son as well as her sister, Carol Channing, and her dog, Grato. Moose feigns sympathy but later confesses that he was sick of hearing her whine since everyone in the house has people that they miss and those people are probably all under 100.
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Comments (16)
I am so tired of hearing these people complain. I like Sharon, but she acted like an idiot after josh got kicked out. That is the game. People get voted out.
And James is a million times worse. "Everyone is against me... WAAAAAH!" Gee, what gave you that idea -- when they voted you out a few weeks ago?
They both need to remember that they would have been home by now if fate (BB) had not intervened.
1 of 16 | Posted by sbm713 | Posted on April 7, 2008 4:43 AM
Sunning herself on a rock.. haha! Sheila doesn't look bad for a 45 year old woman without makeup and on a slop diet, but she did come across as a little cunty when she verbally abused Baller back when they were put together (as if she always has her choice of young studs).
I think it sucks that for the second consecutive season BB has altered the fate of the show. If weasel Eric didn't vote on America's Behalf then the detestable Donato's wouldn't have stayed in BB8, and now James has used his second chance to hoodwink the obviously retarded Moose.
The key to swaying Adam's vote is to be the very last thing he hears. Or cry like a little sissy, forcing Moose to cry along with you.
2 of 16 | Posted by Dirty Sanchez | Posted on April 7, 2008 5:22 AM
Actually Moose had said before James came inthe room that he was going to put up Sheila and Sharon so he had already decided that BEFORE James came to talk with him. If you listen to his speech at the very end he didn't nominate James becauase if James wins the POV then he will take himself off again. He also said that if he, Moose, wins it then he is going to put James up. His point was either shit or get off the pot, lets win this veto, get this punk out. They keep nominating James and he gets off week after week so I don't really think that this was a bad idea and Im glad that it wont be another week of James taking himself off again. I think it was a good choice. That being said, I am still on team NATALIE
3 of 16 | Posted by User Name | Posted on April 7, 2008 6:31 AM
Thats weird why didn't it say my user name?
4 of 16 | Posted by mistichristi | Posted on April 7, 2008 6:35 AM
"He also said that if he, Moose, wins it then he is going to put James up. His point was either shit or get off the pot, lets win this veto, get this punk out."
Ahh, well that changes my perception of the ceremony then. To be honest, unless there are subtitles I have no idea what Moose is saying.
All I heard was "Sharon, Sheila, uklkjd adlkddk blahhh humpph!"
5 of 16 | Posted by Dirty Sanchez | Posted on April 7, 2008 7:06 AM
I refuse to feel sorry for James. He is "homeless" by his own doing. He has a f'ing home, just chooses to not be there.
Also if you watched the live feeds you would be seething about the fact that he is still there, and be rolling your eyes when he cries. Sure the others left are all dumbasses, but James is just full of hate and says things that even disgust me (which is pretty hard lol).
6 of 16 | Posted by pixi-stix | Posted on April 7, 2008 7:50 AM
I didn't feel sorry for James once when he was crying. I just remembered how "full of himself" he was when he voted out Matty and POOF any empathy for him went away. He's playing everyone for a fool with those tears.
I didn't really understand Moose's reasoning for the nominees --- all I can think is he wants to get rid of Sheila?
7 of 16 | Posted by weasel dearest | Posted on April 7, 2008 8:48 AM
It is really hard to understand Moose. I don't know if I love him or hate him. James is an ass. He didn't cry when he lied to Matt the first time, he didn't cry when he backdoored him. All this everyone hates me, well yes James they do! Duh, they already voted ya out once freak, you should thank your pink mohawk you are even there! It also drives me nuts how he is just blatently nasty to Shelia. All he had was Chelsia? Well then mabey he shouldn't have offered her up that week she got nominated. Ugh!
8 of 16 | Posted by mistichristi | Posted on April 7, 2008 1:41 PM
I'm going to assume that when you typed, "make ends meat", on page 2 that you actually meant to type, "make ends meet". However, what you actually typed was much funnier.
Fun (but short) recap.
9 of 16 | Posted by Hey Buddy | Posted on April 7, 2008 1:44 PM
Good recap...but all you commenters who do nothing but bash James and others in the house, really makes me angry. If you don't like people in the house, DON'T WATCH THE SHOW!!!
In my opinion, James did not break his word to Natalee. They made a deal that he wouldn't put her or Matt up. Never once was the POV mentioned in the conversation. In his original nominations he did not put either one of them up. If Natalee wants to be mad at someone, she needs to be mad at Sharon, who spilled the beans to James and told him that Matt was the third vote against voting him back in. Ultimately, Sharon led to the downfall of Matt, not James.
10 of 16 | Posted by JustJesse | Posted on April 7, 2008 2:54 PM
"all you commenters who do nothing but bash James and others in the house, really makes me angry. If you don't like people in the house, DON'T WATCH THE SHOW!!!"
Dude, come on. No one can possibly watch this show because they like the houseguests. I haven't liked anyone since Janelle and Kaysar in season 6, Jessica (the adorable blonde idiot savant) last season, and Dr. Will during his 2 seasons. Otherwise, forget it. I defy you to name one thing about James that someone should like.
With most houseguests on this show, it's a question of tolerating them because they entertain you, or totally loathing them.
If I cried like that on national tv over a f-cking game show I'd be too embarrassed to ever set foot in public again.
11 of 16 | Posted by JasonR | Posted on April 8, 2008 6:43 AM
I laughed to when I read "make ends meat". I was thinking "How true. How true."
My bf says that Adam talks like the Tasmanian Devil. It's just a bucnh of garbled mess. And who told him he was a ladies man? I would let him f*ck me even I borrowed Sheila's loose, droopy, c*nt!
12 of 16 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on April 8, 2008 11:34 AM
I laughed to when I read "make ends meat". I was thinking "How true. How true."
My bf says that Adam talks like the Tasmanian Devil. It's just a bucnh of garbled mess. And who told him he was a ladies man? I would let him f*ck me even I borrowed Sheila's loose, droopy, c*nt!
13 of 16 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on April 8, 2008 11:34 AM
Reesewitherspoon, I sure do hope you mean that you WOULDN'T!!LOL He does sound like Taz!
14 of 16 | Posted by mistichristi | Posted on April 8, 2008 4:43 PM
Holy crap!!! You're right!!! I would NOT let him. Yuck.
15 of 16 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on April 9, 2008 11:51 AM
Funny re-cap! I get so mad every time Julie says that James is cycling across the world. Huh? Since when is riding around a couple of states the world? I mean was he "planning" on going around the world and his porn career took off instead? Adam really needs to try to control his facial expressions, he makes the weirdest fucking faces. Think bland thoughts Adam.
16 of 16 | Posted by michele | Posted on April 11, 2008 7:11 PM