Previously on Big Brother, Renny got a little private time in the HOH room so she could really let her hair down.
Smooth sailin' some days, sometimes just a kick in the rear. But she's here!
Although Jerry is on the block he is determined not to cry about it since, as he states, "big boys don't cry." He can say that now but catch him at a midnight showing of Pride of the Yankees and it's a different story. April is more demonstrative with her emotions since she's had to deal with less pretty girls being jealous her entire life. There's only so much a stunningly attractive girl can take.
Dan finds these nominations suspicious since the master plan was to place April and Ollie on the block together and pit the showmancers against one a shownother. Dan decides to get to the bottom of this. Show 'nuff.
Ollie comforts his woman and promises to take her off when he wins POV as long as Veto competition involves picking stuff up and does not involve birds in any way. Ollie tells April not to cry, since it really makes her look more like an onion than usual. April tells Ollie that her crying is strategy so she will look weak to the house. Jerry must be employing the same strategy as we see him taking a nap halfway through shaving.
WAH!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO GORGEOUS?!?!?!?!!!!
Keesha comes to visit Renny in the HOH room to have another one of their sexy pajama parties. When Keesha asks if Renny is comfortable with her choices Renny says that she likes Ollie and didn't want to see such a sweet piece of dark meat up on the block and that no one should feel safe at this point in the game. Keesha admits that she doesn't even feel safe with Renny as HOH having woken up with Renny towering over her holding a rubber glove and a bottle of Vicks Vap-O-Rub on more than one occasion.
We get a sneak peak at the fact that Jerry is going insane and has started talking to himself. Of course this started several years ago when the dementia set in. While Jerry lies in bed he says he misses his wife, his kids, his grandkids, his great grandkids, his great-great grandkids, etc etc.
It'stimetopickplayersforthevetocompetition! The only thing that could possibly go wrong here is if Ollie's name comes out of that damn bag. Renny chooses first and gets Dan. April picks Keesha, and unfortunately Jerry picks Ollie. Not only will Ollie will be playing for April in the game, but due to the process of elimination Michelle is chosen as the M.C.
Dear Lord, this is the worse than the time Andrew Dice Clay hosted the Lillith Fair Show.
Ollie hopes that the challenge is something physical since he was never good at using his think box. Keesha, Dan and Memphis all commiserate, worrying that one of them will go on the block should April come off. Memphis states that Renny is a loose cannon. The type of player that shoots first and asks questions later. The kind of houseguest who will destroy $100,000 in city property to catch a perp only to get screamed at by her hard as nails police chief later, but Renny doesn't care. She's there to do a job.
"OK, THERE'S A CAR! IT'S....IT'S YELLOW! WITH A PURPLE STRIPE!! AND THERE'S A DUCK ON IT!!!"
When it's time to play for the Veto Michelle emerges looking like Dark Phoenix with a Tony's Home root perm. The players go to the backyard to find it decorated like Cindy McCain's cocktail party, complete with a tank of hissing cockroaches, a python in a box, voodoo dolls, headstones, and punch bowls filled with blood. Ollie is visibly shaken since there is a stuffed crow sitting on a table that could very easily come alive and peck his eyes out with the slightest magical spell.
The houseguests have to answer questions about the items in the back yard after getting 5 minutes to study them. The person who comes closest to the correct answer, after choosing to stay in or opt out for the round, gets a point. The first player to three points wins.
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Comments (18)
Alright, Foz!
"Postcards from the Edge", "Follies" and "Sunset Boulevard" all in one recap, all referring to Renny.
Is there anything she can't gay up?
1 of 18 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on August 20, 2008 2:54 AM
Fozzie, Loved your reference to the sock-matching game ("IT'S YELLOW! WITH A PURPLE STRIPE!! AND THERE'S A DUCK ON IT!!!"). LOL
And the idea of April using liquid paper as concealer...almost made me wet my pants!
Michelle's game show hosting made me wonder if she had studied with the President ("nucular") or if she thought Ollie was French or something ("Ol LEE").
I absolutely loved Renny's response to Keesha's remark about "loving that big table." Renny: "It was a bitch to dust!" She cracks me up.
Thanks for the great recap!
2 of 18 | Posted by trink621 | Posted on August 20, 2008 7:37 AM
Uh, if you're going to smack down my girl Cindy McCain could you, at least, play fair and give equal treatment to that skank sourpuss Michelle Obama?
Thanks.
Love the Sunset Boulevard reference. That Renny is a smart old bird. She didn't give anything away.
Dan doesn't need a chest implant he just seems to have the body of a 10 year old boy.
Kind of feel sorry for Jerry even though I don't like him. I suspect he's lonely. (But he only has himself to blame!)
3 of 18 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on August 20, 2008 8:16 AM
The cindy McCain joke was right on point. You should have added something about painkillers! Zing!
Hopefully, Cindy McCain's 30yrs look-a-like April, will go home this week. I sorta want the old fart to self-destruct!
4 of 18 | Posted by sowhat1234 | Posted on August 20, 2008 8:28 AM
Foz, your Cindy McCain joke was right on point. You should have added something about painkillers! Zing!
Hopefully Cindy McCain's 30yrs look-a-like April will go home this week. I sorta want the old fart to self-destruct!
5 of 18 | Posted by sowhat1234 | Posted on August 20, 2008 8:30 AM
"Skank sourpuss Michelle Obama"???? Really???? Since this isn't a place to discuss politics or whatever, I'll say nothing, but honestly what the eff.
6 of 18 | Posted by lalia | Posted on August 20, 2008 8:34 AM
Why so angry about Michelle Obama..Geesh Mr Dangerous get a grip.... Someone is off their meds!!
I dont understand why Ollie is even scared of fake birds????
Hopefully Jerry is out ...Crossing my fingers!!
7 of 18 | Posted by thisismarty3 | Posted on August 20, 2008 10:19 AM
When they went outside for the veto competition, someone in my house said "At least there aren't any birds" literally a second before Ollie saw the fake crow.
8 of 18 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on August 20, 2008 2:21 PM
I really admire the way Dan is playing. He keeps his cool even when he has a right to go off. Even when Jerry was apologizing (he seemed sincere, but come on...) he heard him and looked at the situation with strategy instead of emotion.
Love Renny too but once/if Jerry wins HOH she'll be dead in the water.
9 of 18 | Posted by suckitbitches | Posted on August 20, 2008 2:30 PM
I thought Dan was a bit douchey at first, and I'm still not happy with him yelling at me all the time, but I'm pulling for him.
I want to feel sorry for Jerry, but you know that as soon as he gets back in to a position of power he's going to revert back to being Colonel Dickface again.
Outside of bareback banging washed out chicks that look 20 years older than their age, Ollie is completely worthless.
10 of 18 | Posted by Dirty Sanchez | Posted on August 20, 2008 6:22 PM
Hey Mr. Dangerous. I think my comments about Cindy McCain were taken incorrectly. I just meant that she looks like the kind of person who would have bowls of blood, snakes and hissing cockroaches around her. Like a witch sort of. Like someone who may use the things I mentioned above in some kind of "spell" or "incantation" to steal the soul of a child so she can look "young" forever. I hope that clears it up.
11 of 18 | Posted by fozziebare13 | Posted on August 20, 2008 9:02 PM
Fozzie you a such a bad bad boy! You better be careful, the next time someone shakes Cindy's hand her arm will fall off and come crawling straight for your throat.
Loved the recap!
12 of 18 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on August 20, 2008 9:34 PM
Uh, for Lalia, Thisismarty3 and Fonzibear:
This is said with the utmost warmth:
"S*ck on it B*tches!"
Now back to the game. I rewatched the last episode and April DOES LOOK LIKE a young Cindy McCain. I never noticed it before. (Since Cindy went to USC too -- I have to support her. I think that's in the Trojan handbook.)
Love and Kisses.
13 of 18 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on August 21, 2008 8:02 AM
I feel bad saying this, but why must Ollie act like a stereotype from an old 1930's movie? "I's a-scared of everythin! Ooh! What dat?" Seriously, Ollie. Man up and quit acting like Amos. Or Andy.
And why does everyone pronounce his name Ali (like Mohammed Ali) and not Olly (like olly-olly-oxen-free) Maybe its something we don't know. I know that Ollie is actually his last name and his first name is Bryan.
14 of 18 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on August 21, 2008 8:02 AM
Mr Dangerous you had me at S*ck.... CALL ME !!
I love Bitter Angry men!!!
15 of 18 | Posted by Thisismarty | Posted on August 21, 2008 10:08 AM
Fonzie bare. lol
Aaaaaaayyyyy! Thanks Mr. D! Yo!
16 of 18 | Posted by fozziebare13 | Posted on August 21, 2008 10:48 AM
I liked Jery's one man conversations. It was like an eight-year-old in bed trying to go asleep by boring himself tired blabbing on.
17 of 18 | Posted by foxbasealpha | Posted on August 21, 2008 12:07 PM
LOL I wasn't going to mention the Fonzie Bare but I got a good chuckle out of that too. I might have to steal that.
18 of 18 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on August 21, 2008 4:53 PM