Dan decides to take an opportunity to talk to Renny in the HOH room and for some reason is visibly nervous, most likely due to being in the presence of such beauty and grace. He asks Renny if she and Ollie made any kind of deal and Renny says absolutely not, other than the one where the agreed to meet on top of Empire State Building in one year if their feelings were still as undeniable. Dan tries to find out whom she would put up if he took someone off. Renny doesn't give anything and keeps her cards close to her luscious, heaving bosom. This leaves Dan more confused and oddly turned on than before.
Why speak when I can say everything that needs to be said WITH MY EYES?
When it's time for the Veto ceremony no one feels safe. Jerry worries that his casual apology may have seemed ill-timed. April is so concerned that she's started to break out but luckily has some liquid paper to use as concealer. Ollie knows that if anyone comes off he is going up in their place, as do Keesha and Memphis. Michelle wonders if being a raging bitch from day one was actually a good strategy.
After Jerry gives his speech about growing up tough on the streets during the depression, and April gives her speech saying that she would like to be taken off but totally doesn't expect to be, Dan thanks them for their speeches and says that this was a very difficult decision, especially after one of them offered him cash (a deliberate move to make everyone question who would stoop to such lows) before saying that he has chosen to not use the Veto.
Who will go home? April or Jerry? Do we care? I for one am sick of this two party system. Once again it's choosing between a turd sandwich and a giant douche. Discuss.
It's like an Anne Geddes poster in reverse.
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Comments (18)
Alright, Foz!
"Postcards from the Edge", "Follies" and "Sunset Boulevard" all in one recap, all referring to Renny.
Is there anything she can't gay up?
1 of 18 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on August 20, 2008 2:54 AM
Fozzie, Loved your reference to the sock-matching game ("IT'S YELLOW! WITH A PURPLE STRIPE!! AND THERE'S A DUCK ON IT!!!"). LOL
And the idea of April using liquid paper as concealer...almost made me wet my pants!
Michelle's game show hosting made me wonder if she had studied with the President ("nucular") or if she thought Ollie was French or something ("Ol LEE").
I absolutely loved Renny's response to Keesha's remark about "loving that big table." Renny: "It was a bitch to dust!" She cracks me up.
Thanks for the great recap!
2 of 18 | Posted by trink621 | Posted on August 20, 2008 7:37 AM
Uh, if you're going to smack down my girl Cindy McCain could you, at least, play fair and give equal treatment to that skank sourpuss Michelle Obama?
Thanks.
Love the Sunset Boulevard reference. That Renny is a smart old bird. She didn't give anything away.
Dan doesn't need a chest implant he just seems to have the body of a 10 year old boy.
Kind of feel sorry for Jerry even though I don't like him. I suspect he's lonely. (But he only has himself to blame!)
3 of 18 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on August 20, 2008 8:16 AM
The cindy McCain joke was right on point. You should have added something about painkillers! Zing!
Hopefully, Cindy McCain's 30yrs look-a-like April, will go home this week. I sorta want the old fart to self-destruct!
4 of 18 | Posted by sowhat1234 | Posted on August 20, 2008 8:28 AM
Foz, your Cindy McCain joke was right on point. You should have added something about painkillers! Zing!
Hopefully Cindy McCain's 30yrs look-a-like April will go home this week. I sorta want the old fart to self-destruct!
5 of 18 | Posted by sowhat1234 | Posted on August 20, 2008 8:30 AM
"Skank sourpuss Michelle Obama"???? Really???? Since this isn't a place to discuss politics or whatever, I'll say nothing, but honestly what the eff.
6 of 18 | Posted by lalia | Posted on August 20, 2008 8:34 AM
Why so angry about Michelle Obama..Geesh Mr Dangerous get a grip.... Someone is off their meds!!
I dont understand why Ollie is even scared of fake birds????
Hopefully Jerry is out ...Crossing my fingers!!
7 of 18 | Posted by thisismarty3 | Posted on August 20, 2008 10:19 AM
When they went outside for the veto competition, someone in my house said "At least there aren't any birds" literally a second before Ollie saw the fake crow.
8 of 18 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on August 20, 2008 2:21 PM
I really admire the way Dan is playing. He keeps his cool even when he has a right to go off. Even when Jerry was apologizing (he seemed sincere, but come on...) he heard him and looked at the situation with strategy instead of emotion.
Love Renny too but once/if Jerry wins HOH she'll be dead in the water.
9 of 18 | Posted by suckitbitches | Posted on August 20, 2008 2:30 PM
I thought Dan was a bit douchey at first, and I'm still not happy with him yelling at me all the time, but I'm pulling for him.
I want to feel sorry for Jerry, but you know that as soon as he gets back in to a position of power he's going to revert back to being Colonel Dickface again.
Outside of bareback banging washed out chicks that look 20 years older than their age, Ollie is completely worthless.
10 of 18 | Posted by Dirty Sanchez | Posted on August 20, 2008 6:22 PM
Hey Mr. Dangerous. I think my comments about Cindy McCain were taken incorrectly. I just meant that she looks like the kind of person who would have bowls of blood, snakes and hissing cockroaches around her. Like a witch sort of. Like someone who may use the things I mentioned above in some kind of "spell" or "incantation" to steal the soul of a child so she can look "young" forever. I hope that clears it up.
11 of 18 | Posted by fozziebare13 | Posted on August 20, 2008 9:02 PM
Fozzie you a such a bad bad boy! You better be careful, the next time someone shakes Cindy's hand her arm will fall off and come crawling straight for your throat.
Loved the recap!
12 of 18 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on August 20, 2008 9:34 PM
Uh, for Lalia, Thisismarty3 and Fonzibear:
This is said with the utmost warmth:
"S*ck on it B*tches!"
Now back to the game. I rewatched the last episode and April DOES LOOK LIKE a young Cindy McCain. I never noticed it before. (Since Cindy went to USC too -- I have to support her. I think that's in the Trojan handbook.)
Love and Kisses.
13 of 18 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on August 21, 2008 8:02 AM
I feel bad saying this, but why must Ollie act like a stereotype from an old 1930's movie? "I's a-scared of everythin! Ooh! What dat?" Seriously, Ollie. Man up and quit acting like Amos. Or Andy.
And why does everyone pronounce his name Ali (like Mohammed Ali) and not Olly (like olly-olly-oxen-free) Maybe its something we don't know. I know that Ollie is actually his last name and his first name is Bryan.
14 of 18 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on August 21, 2008 8:02 AM
Mr Dangerous you had me at S*ck.... CALL ME !!
I love Bitter Angry men!!!
15 of 18 | Posted by Thisismarty | Posted on August 21, 2008 10:08 AM
Fonzie bare. lol
Aaaaaaayyyyy! Thanks Mr. D! Yo!
16 of 18 | Posted by fozziebare13 | Posted on August 21, 2008 10:48 AM
I liked Jery's one man conversations. It was like an eight-year-old in bed trying to go asleep by boring himself tired blabbing on.
17 of 18 | Posted by foxbasealpha | Posted on August 21, 2008 12:07 PM
LOL I wasn't going to mention the Fonzie Bare but I got a good chuckle out of that too. I might have to steal that.
18 of 18 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on August 21, 2008 4:53 PM