Tonight's episode began with the Chenbot standing loud and proud in her purple top and black pants. She seemed to have some sort of sheer garment wrapped around her arms, perhaps to guard against any errant temperature drops that could freeze up her gears and fan belts. Random aside: why do people who layer always talk like they've had the most important revelation of the year? "If it gets warm, I'LL JUST TAKE THIS OFF!" Well, congratulations! That never occurred to anybody before!

Anyway, with her Chelmet in tip-top shape, Julie strutted over to her couch where she let out the first "But First" of the evening. It seemed like we were in store for a classic Chenbot evening, especially after Julie suffered a minor flub when she tried to say "Originally bitter" but instead said "Originally [pause] BBBitter." It kind of sounded like she was spitting out a pumpkin seed and saying "bitter" at the same time. Classic Chen.

We then relived Will's wonderful, wonderful veto ceremony speech, which was awesome, but here's something I'm sure most people didn't know. After Will was done, Jase then addressed the household. "Dr. Will, your speech has me a little concerned," he said. "There's something that you said that I was actually going to address as well. I don't want everyone to vote out Dr. Will because I don't like anyone here either." Dude, don't even try to steal Dr. Will's thunder. Come up with your own brash, brilliant speech. You can't just say, "Oh, what he said." Of course, this is Jase, a man who hasn't always been the bastion of originality. Nevertheless, he then told the houseguests that he wouldn't be sending them Christmas cards after he left the house. The implication here was that anyone actually cared to get a Christmas card from Jase. Besides, you know Jase's Christmas card is probably just an image of him shirtless with baby girl Caleigh and her mom standing in the distance (the inscription inside is probably something along the lines of "Happy Holidays. From, my right pec."

Jase then told the house, "This game really isn't my game. I was really meant to be cast for Survivor." Apparently he was hoping to get into the upcoming season, Survivor: Douchebag: Islands of Mandanas.

Finally, Jase concluded "It's not my genre," except he pronounced it "Gen-err-ah." Why? I don't know. Maybe he accidentally flat-ironed the part of his brain that controls proper pronunciation. Or maybe he's just a dumbass. You know, it's too bad that Jase had to turn back into such a tool the past two episodes. I had been really impressed with him this season. Then again, I should have known better than to think favorably of a man who still flat-irons his hair. Not even Seacrest and Clay Aiken flat-iron anymore. Seriously, I think the only guys left who do that are Jase and Johnny Rzeznik. Oh, and Steven Cojocaru. As you can see, a distinguished group!