Flipit: Zach doesn't say much. He's from Tallahassee and loves the Seminoles. I don't understand either Tallahassee or sports of any kind, so I'm just gonna have to play it by ear with this guy.
Schoonie: He looks disturbingly like Shane Vendrell from The Shield. It's the scary smile, I'm telling you. He killed Lem! With a grenade! Watch out, houseguests! Also, I'm less concerned with the whole Florida/Seminoles thing and more with the Wearing An Idiotic Sweatband Around His Wrist thing. Is that this year's mandana? I'm concerned.
We're also both going to take a shot at guessing who the pairs of rivals are, and also which houseguest is "America's Player". Here goes nothing: SPOILER ALERT
Schoonie:
Okay, so one of the pairs has already been spoiled for me, I'm not going to lie. If you don't want to know, skip down to Flip's guesses. Highlight if you want to read. It turns out that Evil Dick and Daniele are estranged father and daughter, apparently. So, that is some evil shit, right there. And I can't wait to see what happens! Also, it explains why Daniele's name is spelled wrong: he sold the other letter to pay for a shitty tattoo. Okay, and now the rest, which are all guesses. Because both girls are from Kansas (and because one wasn't even in the video, indicating that she was probably a last minute addition), I'm going to guess that Carol and Jessica are rivals. Let's go with, I don't know, one stole the other's boyfriend. Also, Joe and Dustin are both from Chicago, so they've gotta be rivals, too. And they're also exes. I think that they've indicated that Amber is separated for a reason, that seems mighty specific, to me. Because she has a Wisconsin/Minnesota accent, I'm guessing that she's separated from Eric, and they've dated since high school and are no longer speaking or something. My last guess would be that Jen used to date both Zach and Mike (or something), and that one stole her away from the other. Like, it's a three way thing. It's all speculation, but who knows, right? This means that Kail, Jameka, and Nick will have no rivals in the house, and also that Nick is "America's Player". We'll see if I'm right. Flip?
Flipit: I am really pissed that you gave that spoiler away. I DON'T WANNA KNOW!!!! You are the statistics guy, so I won't even try to understand what the hell you just typed, but I will guess that the gay guy (the gross one, not the nice one) knows either the Republican mom or the Tallahassee dude who's all about sports. I will say that the Chenbot flubbed lots of lines off her cue cards during this segment. Someone call Les downstairs to oil this bitch up! It's SUMMERTIME!!!
READERS, this year Big Brother has decided to become more interactive, letting viewers send texts to the housemates (Flipit's already got his TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF TIGER! text written and waiting in his queue for the big dumb hottie). In addition, Showtime Too will be airing three hours of footage a night from inside the house. We will be accepting short, to the point and hilarious tidbits of the goings on After Hours from you and posting them as daily funnies, so get your snark on, 'gasmii. It's the BB Summer of '08!
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Comments (15)
NOT a spoiler - just supposition: Lawrence, KS is home of Kansas University and Haysville, KS is basically a suburb of Wichita, KS, which is approximately 2-1/2 hours south of Lawrence. I'm guessing that both Kansas girls are from the Wichita area, but the one listed from Lawrence is just going to school here. They probably listed them that way as a pitiful attempt to hide that they are one of the enemy pairs. And yup, I'm from Lawrence, I have absolutely no idea who she is (it's a town of about 100,000) and I wouldn't know where to look to find out information about her. However, if she mentions anything Lawrence-related on the show, I'll try to put it in context if necessary. Love this show. Can't wait for more BB TVgasm coverage!
1 of 15 | Posted by JayhawkAnne
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Posted on June 29, 2007 3:29 PM
OM goddness I love you two together already and Flipit is right Schoonie... you should not have given the spoiler away like that.. there are ways to hide them a litle better so the average reader who cannot look away can use a bit more self control as we come upon a possible spoiler..... learn how that works please.....
This household looks like what we have been waiting for... wall to wall crazies....
You guys need to recap your tour through the new house.... just to entertain us while we wile away the next 6 days......
2 of 15 | Posted by GIFFORDSAZ
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Posted on June 29, 2007 3:49 PM
OMG
OMG
I am soooo f---ing happy it's Big Bro time! I can't wait!
This year should be good...I am excited to see a new crop of faces after last year's (kinda lame) "All Star's".
It's going to be interesting to see how the houseguests use their drama with their enemies in their favor with the other guests.
3 of 15 | Posted by anniedawg25
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Posted on June 29, 2007 4:06 PM
Oh yay! I can't wait for BB to start. I'm trying to convert/corrupt as many people at work as I can to continue this obsession with me so that I have an excuse for gossiping about it all day long!!
Not sure I like the idea of the rivals twist. But if the America's Player choices we get to vote on are cool (long shot), that could be a fun little twist.
And Schoonie... Lisi in the house? Now THAT would be hilarious! And annoying. Ah, the possibilities.
4 of 15 | Posted by ChicagoGal
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Posted on June 29, 2007 5:50 PM
OMG OMG....I am so excited. It's sad, really, that I get so excited over a tv show such as this. I am ready for it to start so I can read the recaps here!
5 of 15 | Posted by angie
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Posted on June 30, 2007 8:02 AM
Big Brother, Schoonie and FlipIt.... What a freakin Party! This is gonna be one hell of a summer!!!!!
6 of 15 | Posted by CrazyTrain
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Posted on June 30, 2007 9:17 AM
Schoonie wrote:
"I'm telling you right now, I'd bet my 401k that Mike Boogie and this guy are personal acquaintances. In fact, I bet Mike like, brought him to Endemol and pushed him in front of Alison Grodner. Dick has the same "I'm still doing this amazingly poseur-y thing like fifteen years after I should have stopped" aura about him, too. How do all these guys know each other?"
Well Schoonie, you are brilliant. Apparently Evil Dick works at one of the L.A. bars co-owned by Boogie. For all our sakes, let us pray that they don't share a personality.
7 of 15 | Posted by princesspeapod
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Posted on July 1, 2007 1:16 AM
Schoonie wrote:
"I'm telling you right now, I'd bet my 401k that Mike Boogie and this guy are personal acquaintances. In fact, I bet Mike like, brought him to Endemol and pushed him in front of Alison Grodner. Dick has the same "I'm still doing this amazingly poseur-y thing like fifteen years after I should have stopped" aura about him, too. How do all these guys know each other?"
Well Schoonie, you are brilliant. Apparently Evil Dick works at one of the L.A. bars co-owned by Boogie. For all our sakes, let us pray that they don't share a personality.
8 of 15 | Posted by princesspeapod
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Posted on July 1, 2007 1:20 AM
Flipit and Schnoonie, you are officially the new B-Side and J-Unit. Look forward to the summer.
9 of 15 | Posted by nerrawllehctim
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Posted on July 1, 2007 7:16 AM
I am a friend of Schoonie's, in fact he is one of the groomsman in my wedding this fall, so I feel the need to stick up for him for a second. I think I know which member of his dating history he is referring to when commenting about Daniele, and I have to say she does bear an uncanny resemblance...at least in that picture. Schoonie...I'll take large bills only as payment for having your back...or one kick-ass wedding present...you pick.
10 of 15 | Posted by Nicole2282
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Posted on July 2, 2007 6:10 AM
Bam! Take that, flipit. And I totally did not pay her to say that. Yet.
11 of 15 | Posted by schoonie
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Posted on July 2, 2007 8:45 AM
WHOO HOO! Big Brotha is back, baby! My turn to control the remote for the whole summer! And Schoonie, I absolutely love you - YOU ROCK! Dueces!
12 of 15 | Posted by lexxi1129
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Posted on July 2, 2007 9:07 AM
Great uhhh cap. I guess it wasn't exactly a recap yet. But you guys have got me hooked. Very funny. As good as the first couple times I read B Side. Glad to know there are other people out there that are actually excited that I have another 21 hours of BB to watch this summer becasue I have Showtime. Boy, do I need a life.
13 of 15 | Posted by chief113
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Posted on July 3, 2007 4:22 PM
SOME PEOPLE WILL LIE ABOUT ANYTHING TO GET ON THE SHOW, I LIVE IN WALDORF AND WALDORF IS PRIMARY WHITE, SO HOW SHE SAY SHE ONLY BEEN AROUND BLACK PEOPLE,IM SURE SHE BEEN TO ST CHARLES MALL, AND EVERYONE IN WALDORF WILL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT, I WILL NOT BE VOTING FOR HER!!!
14 of 15 | Posted by RISA
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Posted on July 3, 2007 4:25 PM
SOME PEOPLE WILL LIE ABOUT ANYTHING TO GET ON THE SHOW, I LIVE IN WALDORF AND WALDORF IS PRIMARY WHITE, SO HOW SHE SAY SHE ONLY BEEN AROUND BLACK PEOPLE,IM SURE SHE BEEN TO ST CHARLES MALL, AND EVERYONE IN WALDORF WILL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT, I WILL NOT BE VOTING FOR HER!!!
15 of 15 | Posted by RISA
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Posted on July 3, 2007 4:26 PM