Brilliant recap!

Loved Chima’s grandma. You know you’re awful when even your own family is willing to call you out for your behavior…on national TV. And I loved seeing Chia’s face curdle when Jeff stood up. That alone makes me want Jeff to win.

I could not dislike Natalie and Jessie more…and I cheered when Jessie got the boot. Then I danced. Then I had several celebratory drinks. I don’t remember much after that…except rewinding my VCR tape, and watching the eviction again.

So…Jessie thinks he’s gonna be a “professional wrestler?” Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Jesus Christ, I hate Chee-ma more and more each episode. Just like 40 is the new 30 (or so all the 40 year olds tell me), bitchy, narcissistic, and combative is the new "strong woman". Enjoy spending your golden years with a house full of cats there, Wonder Woman. I guess Evil Dick wasn't an asshole, he was just a strong man.

Michelle has floated along pretty well this season. I'm kind of curious to see what she'll do now that she's HOH.

I knew you would be in the audience last night!! This was the best eviction ever!! Chia has such delusions of self grandeur. She is like a 5 year old threatening to hold her breath and stomp her feet till she gets what she wants. She is the female version of Jessie x 10. Please double eviction Gods send her and Gnat to the jury house next week!!!! Duces or Douches, you decide..

LOL... what a great start to a Friday. I love all the names you've given the Chenbot. Thanks for the laughs (there are too many to quote) have a good weekend!

Fantastic experience, thanks for sharing it with us mere viewers.

And yes, Flydia, Jessie is totally gonna call you.

It was really nice of Chenorrhea to give Chiapet a chance to backpedal on the terrorist crack.

Of course the bitch didn't. I really do hope they manage to get both Ratface and Racistbitch out of there next week --they're definitely responsible for the morose mood of the house this season. Hopefully the others will realize this.

And I'm hoping someone will repeat Chia's little speech when that stupid surfer asshole got kicked off.

Maybe we'll finally get to see a bit of smarts from Michele, but I'm not holding my breath. Something tells me she's going to get suckered into Chiacistic's women's club idea.

Can't wait to see Ratface implode without Jesse around.

Great ep. Even better to watch on TiVo b/c I was able to FF through all the commercials and get right to the good stuff. Loved Jessie realizing he was screwed, but where was all the anticipated drama? Jessie ripping off his shirt was the best they could do?

I'm not holding my breath either, Itchy. Michelle can't really think for herself and is too easily swayed.

Poor Julie... she really looked like she just rolled out of a pregnancy nap last night to tape this show. Nothing was really working for her.

Hilarious post! Good work... could not get over the Chenbot's outfit - what was that all about (polka dots a la parachute?) with a fringe on the bottom.. wow.

Jessie was a fool - so glad he's out, he couldn't string a sentence together and what was with that T shirt? He flopped, man. I believe he was planning something big, but was so freaked out with the eviction he couldn't speak.

Ratalie the athlete? Who can't play badminton? We all did that when we were kids, right? I thought she was faking it, but I guess not.

Double eviction night - Ratalie/Chiapet!

Yep! Jeff FTW! Yay!

Agreed. I'm ready for Chia and Natalie to be gone too.

"Jessie is so short that his feet don't touch the ground" still has me giggling....

Great recap Flipit! Same with your live broadcast post. I'm glad that you got to go to it.

Can't believe you got to go to the best eviction in BB history! I thought Chenbot looked beautiful. No screen shot of the Chen doing Jessie's pose? You are really missing it by not having the live feeds, they had a full on cry fest for Jessie last noght, and Jeff was laughin' hahahaha! Thanks for the recap Flip, luv ya.

Wouldn't it be great if Lydia purposefully tries to get evicted so she can spend alone time with Jessie at the jury house, only to be directly followed by Natalie thru a double eviction! That would be great.

wow...I almost didn't tune in last night cause I was sure I would be disappointed when Jeff didn't use the coup deville. But damn, I gotta give him props, even his speech was awesome! Jeff FTFW. Unfortunately, I think he'll end up on the block since Michelle seems to think Chia's on her side and Chia, I'm sure, is steaming from Jessie's eviction.

that was GLORIOUS! the whole episode i kept thinking jeff is never going to do it. and damned if i was wrong cuz he did!

JEFF FTW!!!!

cheema can suck it.

I was feeling sorry for Jessie until he took his shirt off, then I remembered that he's such a douche.

C'mon Michelle, do something interesting with the HOH pleeeeze.

It's so wrong to enjoy a tv show soooo much. Go Jeff!

I got a woody when Russell got up in Jessie's face. I thought, "they're going to get into a fight and Russell's sweatpants are going to be ripped off!"
I kept screaming at the TV, "HIT HIM! HIT HIM! HIT HIM!" Unfortunately, no blows were thrown. :(
How disappointing.

I, too, did not think Jeff would use the "wizard-thing-y."

I'm hoping Russell and Jeff stay to the end. I don't know if I can continue to watch BB if it turns into some screaming, PMS, JAY-JAY house.

P.S. I looked at Jessie's nude photos on-line and they look very gay. Even I wouldn't pose like "that" and I'm GAY.

It's pretty clear that Jessie has a very broad definition of what constitutes Sports Entertainment.

Jeff's "Welcome to the party" ranks right up there with Janelle's "Bye, bye, Bitches." I actually stood up and cheered!

If Jeff can make it to the end, this moment alone will make him king. If Jeff doesn't make it to the end, I see a future Big Brother All Star. (Sorry, Ronnie! HA!)

Did you know that Lydia is Heather Mills' nanny?

She takes care of little Beatrice McCartney.

I saw an article, with photos, about it on Jezebel.

Thank you for your dynamite recaps. I'd rather read you than watch these bores (and boors). Why is BB punishing us with this cast? Will they ever again have smart or entertaining houseguests? Paging Dr Will.

Ahh but what a satisfying eviction. Wanting to prolong the warm tinglies, I tuned in to BBAD for the 1st time.

It was positively Shakespearian: Keema Sabe, Ratalie & Luddite were huddled together, vowing to avenge Jesse. "Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble." So blinded were they by grief that they somehow missed the rather significant fact that Jesse's ouster saved two of their scrawny little asses. Brain surgeons.

And with the same logic they complained that Jeff had never won nor earned anything. He didn't deserve to have power just handed to him. Um, excuse me ladies... Jeff earned the votes of thousands of viewers. At the very least he achieved the status of "least hated" in the hearts and minds of America. Top that, beeyotches.

Best episode ever and recap hilarious. Seeing Nat and muscle's expressions was perfect.
Last nights showtime was even funnier if that is possible.
Nat, Chiapet, lydia sitting around the kitchen table crying, yes crying tears about how they loved Jessie.

ericantaki:
Lydia is already trying to get put on the block, "send me home I don't need the money" That would be poetic justice if double evict night saw Lyd and then nat go! hahaha.

itchy: It's pretty clear that Jessie has a very broad definition of what constitutes Sports Entertainment.
That had me rolling, thanks!

If you missed the wake for Jessie last night you missed the end to a great episode. The only thing that can beat this season is if they bring Jessie back for All-Stars 2, let America pick the evictee the first week and Jessie goes home!

I agree it's wrong to like a tv show this much, Jeff is so funny, the three witches messed with his stuff, poured water on his clothees, and stole his have not blankets, Jeff said he laid awak for four hours mentally cutting people in half. He doesn't know yet Chima stole his rosary....

Man, just one page in, and well, so many times I want to stop and write, and never do as I am at the job or some such other, but wow, truly freaking great and funny recap writing. It should be an art. There. It is an art. Excellent.

This site has some of the sharpest writers around. Just saying.

Best.Recap.Ever. Hilarious!!!

Great episode & WOO HOO JEFF!!! So glad he used the power & sent Jessie on his way. Now, if only Chima, Natalie & Lydia would follow...can't wait to see what Michelle does this week. Should be exciting!!

Great recap Flip! Chenberly had me for real LOLing. Am I the only one that noticed Natalie's face when Jessie hugged Lydia?! It was PRICELESS. She looked all "WTF?!"

First of all best episode ever, since spoilers are not allowed please go to jokersupdates.com to find out the crazyness that has occurred due to Michelle's nominations. I can't wait to see how they are gonna air it.

Or go to the BB forum here at TVgasm. :)