Tonight on Big Brother, Ollie makes out with his greatest fear.
After Libra's eviction, Michelle gloats in the diary room, noting that Libra didn't hug her and she really doesn't give a shit about it. She doesn't CAY-AH! After Libra's picture goes to black and white, Renny tells us that she's a little bit nervous because her picture is the only one on that side of the memory wall that's actually still in color. That apparently made her really nervous and made her decide to try her hardest to win HOH. Yeah, because the other houseguests are totally going to use the memory wall to make all their nomination decisions.
Then there's the flashback to Renny winning HOH using the Jeopardy format to answer the question, which I thought was hilarious because this show is the polar opposite of Jeopardy in the pretension department, and also because I think Renny on Jeopardy would be hilarious. Oh, and let's all take a moment to imagine Julie Chen with Alex Trebek's moustache.
After Renny wins HOH, April tells us in the DR that she's pretty much positive that she's going to be going up. Then she smiles the fakest fakey fake smile ever in the backyard.
Memphis and Keesha talk in the backyard about how perfect Renny's win is for them because they don't have to get their hands dirty. Memphis mentions that he might move into the peace room, since there's a large bed open now. Renny tells us that she's a bit worried about Keesha and Memphis' relationship, because it subtracts from the bond she has with Keesha. While Keesha and Memphis celebrate, April and Ollie freak out in the living room, figuring that they're probably at least a little screwed. Well, the other kind of screwed. While they talk, Jerry wanders over and sits down across from them, staring creepily at them like he's in the back row of an x-rated theatre. Which he kind of is.
April and Ollie escape to the punk room to continue talking, and April straddles Ollie while she tells him that if she gets put up against Jerry, she's going to go all out and let everyone know was a creepy whiner he is. Yes, I am sure that will be new information. And then, while they talk, Jerry walks into the room yet again. To his defense, I'm pretty sure this is the room where he sleeps, but whatever, the benefit of the doubt went out the window when you started wearing jorts.
Later, Memphis starts moving into Keesha and Renny's room while Renny watches drunkenly from her bed. Renny uses her newfound power to question Keesha about the nature of their relationship, specifically whether he's made any promises to her. Renny tells her that there's no way he's going to take her to the end, while Renny would. She calls Memphis "the male April" for some reason, and I fail to see how you can compare the two. I'm sure they share tank tops, but that's about it.
Time to see Renny's HOH room. The second she enters and sees the photos of her parents she starts bawling at the top of her lungs. I feel bad for laughing because it seems pretty genuine and Renny is a really goodhearted person whom I would love to hang out with, but it's still funny because I am a heartless asshole. The boys are actually visibly reluctant to cross the threshold into the HOH room for fear that she will visit her special brand of crazy upon them. She lets everyone in and she's holding the photos that they've placed around the room and making crazy faces that can only be genuine love for her parents, because there's no way you could plan a face as great as this:
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Comments (12)
Unless Ollie has a schlong made out of tofu, I'd say April has already slipped up on her vegetarianism. And please Big Brother, no more romance/love talk between April and Ollie.
Renny, bless her heart, was waaay over the top when she saw the photos of her parents (hey, what about your kids and hubby?). Seriously hun, you've only been locked up in a house for 5 weeks, it isn't like FARC has held you hostage for the past decade. Damn menopause.
1 of 12 | Posted by Dirty Sanchez | Posted on August 18, 2008 5:20 AM
MAMA!!
MAMA!!
2 of 12 | Posted by ThisisMarty | Posted on August 18, 2008 5:55 AM
I love Renny. I think being locked up without any contact to the outside (except to find out about Brett Favre going to NY, or China inventing a rain-stopping machine) can make you pretty crazy. So though her bawling was a little extreme, I think it was lovely. Now...if it had been April blubbering...I'd totally be making fun of her. : )
Did anyone else hear when Jerry lashed out that the lollipops were ONLY for the slop people? Settle down, Jerry.
Schoon: LOL at the Brian Fellows quote. Actually, the "CAW CAW" under April/Angela (from The Office) was hilarious too.
3 of 12 | Posted by trink621 | Posted on August 18, 2008 6:18 AM
Renny's emotions seemed sincere though still strange.
April has a very high opinion of herself. Big Brother should take care of that.
Biggest transformation is Renny. She was a crazy, whack job.
Now she's behaving like Regina Giddens from the Little Foxes.
4 of 12 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on August 18, 2008 7:57 AM
Renny was way over the top. I couldn't help but laugh when she was screaming "Mama!" I assume that the woman has passed away somewhat recently. If Renny acted like that when she walked in and saw a picture of them, can you imagine the hysterics at that funeral? Good Lord and butter!
Trink621, I totally laughed when Jerry yelled that about the lollipops being just for the people on slop. How annoying is he? I wanted to like him so much, but I despise him now.
Also, Renny's son plays or played for Auburn. (My brother is a football/Big Brother fanatic and he told me this like on the 2nd day) Since she is a lifelong resident of Louisiana, that might be why she is also a fan of LSU.
After April and Jerry get they asses out, I don't care who wins after that.
5 of 12 | Posted by ReeseWitherspoon | Posted on August 18, 2008 11:31 AM
Reason #38 of Why I Love Renny (bless her heart)
#38 She looked like a sexy Wilma Flintstone at the nomination ceremony.
Unfortunately, if the veto is not used, Jerry will be shipped back to Shady Pines and April and Ollie will likely make it to the end. For some reason, I see this as their only opportunity to get rid of April. You have to admire Goal Weight Rerun, he is sleeping with the most hated person in the house and still manages to keep the stink off of him
6 of 12 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on August 18, 2008 11:35 AM
i think i'd like renny a lot more if i didn't dislike keesha so much. this marks the second season where the person i like the most is the one everyone hates and picks on. it's awesome! try it next season! so because of that i'm hoping renny goes for an all girl alliance and punts jerry to jury to annoy the crap out of libra.
7 of 12 | Posted by nestofvipers | Posted on August 18, 2008 11:44 AM
Should be interesting to see if April pulls it out, but I'd rather see her aging (but most beautiful in the house) looks than King bible quote any day!
Ollie is a coaster, but can't hate someone afraid of crows! Caw-Caw indeed!!!
8 of 12 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on August 18, 2008 12:40 PM
I'm ashamed to say I felt Ollie's pain last night. For I too, am afraid birds (bless my heart) I am also afraid of clowns, toothpicks, light bulbs, raisins, ballons, and being showned from the neck down, or sitting at an outside table eating a triple meat cheeseburger, fries with more than ketchup on top and drinking the biggest soda they sell on one of those "fat america" segments that is always on the news or the opening montage of one of those fat people shows on Discovery Help. And also, I'm a NINJAAAAAAA
9 of 12 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on August 18, 2008 2:29 PM
This:
"I'm hoping that this will turn into an opportunity to watch people talk shit about one another while taking licks off of giant novelty candy"
Made me laugh.. then it reminded me of the "reverse" Seinfeld ep, where Kramer's lollipop gets bigger and bigger. I just had visions of cut-to's to Ollie, talking smack, as various lollies get smaller and smaller.
I hate all birds, too. Also b/c of Hitchcock, but not as scared as Ollie.
I'm digging Renny so much lately. And Dan, as per usual.
10 of 12 | Posted by duckncvr | Posted on August 18, 2008 8:21 PM
"If I wanted to watch a 75 year old man struggle to keep his food down, I'd take a trip to the Cracker Barrel."
Oh My, that was a laugh out loud moment and I had to keep it in because it's late and I don't want to wake up the family. That wins the best comment of the recap!
11 of 12 | Posted by tammy | Posted on August 19, 2008 1:01 AM
I'm Brian Fellow! hee hee
12 of 12 | Posted by bitchristine | Posted on August 19, 2008 11:42 AM