I think the nice Republican woman (Kail) just didn't want to say "Dick."

Besides, we know everyone loves some Good Dick. Maybe not so much with the "mean" or Evil.

You left out the funny part of the "slop stuff." One of those jock guys (I can't tell them apart yet) was nonchalantly wolfing some down. "Dude! It's food!" Jen crying over her picture was absofreakinglutely creepy. I'm having fun with it so far, but I do wish they had picked a more normal person to be "America's Player." Oh well.

It's interesting how none of the jock dudes in the house are acting like alpha males as it has happened in past seasons. There was hardly a peep out of them in last night's show other then their secret alliance with their "den mom" Kail.

"Chill the hell out, Fidel Gay-stro" was easily the single best line of the recap, but working in a Tawny Kitaen reference was pretty classic as well. Nice job Schoonie!

Foxbase (#3), I agree. Those lunks looked like they had the potential to be the next Scott & Jase, but it appears they've actually got some brains in their heads (or have at least watched the show before) and know enough to just chill, quietly cement an alliance, and let other people draw fire.

So far I'm liking this season.

BTW, Jen is a total psycho. A girl that hot with such low self esteem is a guy's dream. She will definitely be putting out for the first guy in that house who tells her he thinks she's pretty (and that includes Dick).
-JR

Ugh.... I have the feeds and let me tell you, these people are boring as shite.
I wish the feeds were as exciting as the show..... sigh.
But anyways.. as for Jen crying over her photo. That was freaking HILARIOUS. I don't know why she was crying over it when she's made some seriously ugly nobrain, drool coming out of the corner of her mouth faces for the feeds that will most likely make it to air.

how funny was Jen whining that she was going to stand in front of her picture until they changed it.

Amber reminds me so much of Krista (not a good thing) and Dick reminds me of Boogie. Yikes! theres a romance we DON"T need to replay. vote out Amber immediately!

I think that Carol will unfortunately go this week for no reason other than Amber "subtly" campaigning the next few days that she is a cocktail waitress/single mother who comes from a long line of cocktail waitresses/single mothers who really, really needs the money.

You forgot the best part of the show...Jessica saying "And we all shouted Go Blue!...because we were on the blue team" then a pretty serious blank stare toward the camera. This girl has to stay on because she's the equivalent of Heidi on "The Hills"...the most annoying cast member that never fails to provide entertainment.

Wrong, because the best part was Jen crying. God, that was awesome. I usually black out during Jessica's confessionals.

Great recap, schoonie. What I loved about the Jen picture crying episode, was the sad music that played. The editors really had a field day with that one. I can't wait for Jen to break a nail! Get the oxygen ready.

Carol is like the good twin version of Ana-Lucia. And I want phobic Kail out ASAP. I'm liking Eric because of that pair of clips: Eric saying he sure there'll be some fanatic, and then the one of Kail packing her bible.

Carol is like the good twin version of Ana-Lucia. And I want phobic Kail out ASAP. I'm liking Eric because of that pair of clips: Eric saying he's sure there'll be some fanatic in the house, and then the one of Kail packing her bible.

Does anyone else think that Kail talks like a computer. she doesn't speak fluidly.

I hate Kail. She reminds me too much of Adria from Season 5. And what was up with her saying she had her "reasons" for nominating Amber and Carol? Could she be trying to get rid of all the women so the men in her alliance will focus on her? She is weird, phobic, hateful, and doesn't speak well! Hate her!

Jessica is the reincarnation of Holly, who broke up the Scott/Jase alliance in Season 5.

I. Heart. Big. Brother.

The thing about Kail that bothers me the most is the way she misconjugates verbs. "The two who WAS nominated" or "That burger WERE good." Shut up, we hate you!

Does nobody else see a frightening Kail = S6 Maggie similarity? This can't go on.

YES fozzie! I thought that as soon as she made her homophobic comment. All I could picture was Maggie.

And yes, she does talk like a robot when she has to read something. Girl needs to practice in a mirror on how to speak fluidly when reading off something.

"First we get a montage of Eric (who I think wears a hearing aid)"

I thought so too, at first, but now I think it's just that he has that little flap of cartilage at the front of his ear pierced with a silver hoop (to match his nipples, I suspect). That flap is called the Tragus, as I found out by doing a google search ('cause not knowing was driving me a little crazy): http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/1126.jpg

I wish the feeds were as exciting as this recap!
These people are sooooo boring. America's Choice Eric curses like a sailor and easly becoming one of the most annoying players ever.

great recap--very funny. jen's meltdown was unreal. i love dustin for laughing in her face--she must have left her medication at home.

i want kail gone--now. that woman is going to drive me crazy, plus i have a thing against homophobic control freaks.

jessica is going to have to stfu--although i loved "we all shouted go blue cause we were on the blue team"--she does remind me of holly. i hope carol stays just to annoy jessica, plus i think i like carol--amber, not so much.

Oh my god, Jen is a complete disaster... I LOVE it! How long before she totally schizes out and has to be removed from the house? What's even funnier is that she is the supposed "ringer" that Chilltown coached and got into the house. Nice choice, boys. Be proud.

If you think the jorts and vests are bad, wait until you see the poncho Joe was rockin' the other day. I'm sure it will make an appearance in future confessionals.

According to the feeds, there is a bat that has been flying around the backyard. The houseguests have named it the Chen-bat. Awesome.

Thanks for the tidbits, but as a reminder, the TVGasm rule is that there is no talking about the live feeds in the comments section whatsoever.

It sometimes ruins/spoils the show for people that only watch the TV airings, even if it's not game related. For instance, there could be a whole segment about the bat on tonight's show, and then we'll get a bunch of mean e-mails about it, which is bad.

If you want to talk about the feeds, register for the forums, please. There are a whole bunch of crazy people in there and they'd love to have more people join their crazy brigade. It's no biggie this time and we love your comments, so please don't take this as a blanket disapproval. Discuss show content only from now on, please.

I am, for the life of me,

trying to figure out how

in God's name Schoonie

ended up with just a 3 page recap... i did not

think this was possible...

seriously babe, you

feeling ill? Ü