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Welcome to eviction! The Chen greets us with her tight smile and tries to make us believe she can feel the cold. Right. It's like when France Barbie wore a hat, a coat and a miniskirt. We all knew that bitch wasn't going to France. Where was I? We get our weekly briefing on the house's happenings, which mostly includes people making seriously shitty moves I've already bitched about ad nausueum. Let's get to booting someone out on their ass!
Drama! "What may be the biggest fight in Big Brother history", apparently. Don't let the Donatos hear that, they'll be banging on the front door demanding a rematch. The house turned on Amanda?!? Oh, shit. This I gotta see. Fight, girl!
Before we judge Amanda too harshly, I think it's important to remember that the HGs are locked in a house with no entertainment. Some people choose to work out to pass the time and some just stare at walls and pick their toenails until it's time to eat. Amander gossips. Wacky innocent dumbass music plays under a montage of her yapping her face off about everything from the Bikini Barista rubbing her boobies all over Parker's back to someone, who's name she won't mention ALEX, having had his credit card declined four times. HA. After she delivers each tidbit to her annoyed roomies, she shrugs her shoulders like "can you believe it?" but no one ever reacts. Hey. A girl's gotta have a hobby.
Natalie tells us that Amanda needs to shut her mouth and stop gossiping just to get a constant flow of attention. Then she pulls out her giant sacks of saline and touches her knee to her forehead with a big shit eating grin on her face.
What? Is it just me? Anyone? ....Hulleow?
Amanda joins Natalie in the tiny steam room and tries to get it in her head that James can't win HOH or they'll be nominated. How she can even concentrate on that when Hobo Hank is lying face down in only hot pink undies right outside the glass door is beyond me.
Whoever is throwing away all of this hideous underwear, please stop.
Natalie falls for it and instead of just walking out of the booth and asking James if it was true, she gathers the girls and says Amanda told her that she heard from everyone that Chelsia would put Amanda and Nat up if she had the chance. That's not what Amanda said. She said that she "just knows" they'd be nominated. I don't know if Nat was making a move or if she is just too flakey to remember exactly what Amanda said, but well done, Bikini. It worked.
Chelsia is pissed that Amanda's talking shit, so she marches right outside to the hot tub and confronts her about lying to Nat. Amanda's all "huh? What'd IIIIII do?" She says she never uttered Chelsia's name, which is true, even though she was being a gossip. She swears on God and her dad. A dramatic drum crashes, like she doesn't swear on her dad twice an episode. Chelsia keeps poking her, getting her to say that she heard James say it. Uh-oh.
Chelsia shouts that no matter what, she and James are partners and they are one. Then she gets a crazy irrational look on her face. Amanda starts scream whining "I didn't doooo it!", which makes Chelsia even crazier. She starts ranting and raving, and the shocked look on Alex' face is priceless. Then Joshuah, who must have just now realized that he's done nothing so far in five episodes, jumps up and starts screeching like a rabid little girl. Alex' face is even more shocked now, which is just killing me. I rewound this like four times.
Why is that girl screaming?
Joshuah, what the hell are you thinking? You're no one's target right now and Amander poses no threat to you. He tells her she has a horse face and no one likes her! She's too stunned to retort that he looks like a fat drugged out Chandler Bing with all his teeth shattered, so I'll say it for her. He gets himself more and wore worked up, and since he has no real beef with Amanda, he just screams obscenities and tells her she's ugly. Ah, another prince of a gay guy on Big Brother. Thanks, CBS.
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Comments (36)
Jen is an idiot...is it the racist thing, cause I only said you had race issues? I didn't call you a racist, I said you had race issues...
um, dumbass, then you should have said "is it the race issue thing", not "is it the racist thing". But she is so the hottest piece he has ever had, he melts and caves....dumbass...the both of em...
Guess Bart simpson had better be on the lookout now as his arch nemisis is out of the BB house again....
1 of 36 | Posted by pappy | Posted on February 21, 2008 5:24 AM
Btw, I disagree that they were shocked they were evicted...they both basically said see you later, and don't worry about voting us out. I am sure they both new they were going (they being jen and pappartzi boy)
2 of 36 | Posted by pappy | Posted on February 21, 2008 5:32 AM
Glad to see CBS handled the fight well, although you can tell they don't like Amanda with the montage of her gossiping beforehand. And I love the hypocrisy of people gossiping about other people gossiping =) always fun.
I was pissed when Chelsia won, I really wanted to see her and James and Josh and Sharon put up this week. No matter what apologies they said (fake ones I'm sure), they just need to go.
The only reason I would have wanted Ryan out before Jen is so he could immediately see the tape of her saying "he's a racist" so he could dump her dumb ass. Way to throw the guy you supposedly love and live with under the bus.
Oh and they are actually without hot water for 72 hours, not just a day. It's gonna just smell great in there with no hot showers or clean clothes...
3 of 36 | Posted by pixi-stix | Posted on February 21, 2008 7:33 AM
I wish Parkerazzi would have said something like "Thanks for voting me out, Ima go bang this white lady now. See ya Ryan." Or if Ryan had said, "So I'm single now, ladies. And gentlemen."
Also I despise Josh with the fiery passion of a thousand volcanoes now. Amanda may have forgiven, but there's nothing he can do to get back in my good graces. I like being offensive as much as the next A-hole, but I pick my moments and filter better than that.
4 of 36 | Posted by fozziebare13 | Posted on February 21, 2008 8:25 AM
This is the worst bunch of juvenile, low IQ people I've ever seen on this show. Doctor Will and his cohort Boogie would make mincemeat of these fools. God, they have no strategy whatever. I don't think I like the format, though. During evictions you have to throw out the baby with the bath water.
One thing, Sheila is easily hateable, but most of your comments hate her because she's OLD. You youngsters should stop and realize there's no difference between racism and ageism. It's prejudice, either way. Yes, I'm older than Sheila, but should you hurt me for that?
5 of 36 | Posted by talma63 | Posted on February 21, 2008 8:47 AM
I love RYAN..such a hot piece of bootay!!
Amanda is the funniest on there.. I love Clueless people..did she say what law firm she works for. I want to buy a bridge in Brooklyn!
Columbus Ohio in da House!
GO BUCKS!
6 of 36 | Posted by thisismarty | Posted on February 21, 2008 8:57 AM
Here's what I don't get in our overly sensitive, politically correct culture. Ryan is a racist because he has a problem with the fact that his girlfriend dated a black guy. So he's a bad person because he is making a judgement based solely on someone's physical appearance. Yet it's okay to say "Ah well, at least now I don't feel bad about calling him Little People Big World face.", which is a comment made about somebody judging them solely on their physical appearance?
7 of 36 | Posted by sandman | Posted on February 21, 2008 10:20 AM
Sooooo, how long do you think Jen is going to hold out before doing Parker while they are sequestered? I give it a week... I can't wait for Ryan to see the show and watch his girl throw him under the bus!! There was no reason for Jen to start blurting out stuff about Ryan, it was painful to watch. She seems a little too narcissistic for me. I was so glad to see her go, although I felt bad for Parker. His face during the exit interview was priceless!!
8 of 36 | Posted by featherhead | Posted on February 21, 2008 11:05 AM
I didn't think about this before, but I wonder if Jen is so egotistical that she feels she is the best Ryan could do and is better than him in terms of looks/brains/ect. Maybe that's why she did it. She thought there was no way he would dump her "goddess" ass because he could never do better.
She really seems to be that way to me.
9 of 36 | Posted by pixi-stix | Posted on February 21, 2008 12:24 PM
Hey Pixi,
If that's the case, Jen is more of an idiot than I ever suspected. Ryan is just the type of guy that ladies (and many gentleman) want: not too bright, loyal, and would kill for you. If Jen and Ryan break up, Ryan is going to be a hot commodity at hair salons and bear bars everywhere.
10 of 36 | Posted by fozziebare13 | Posted on February 21, 2008 2:04 PM
Have to agree Fozzie, Ryan is much more the catch in that relationship.
You know, besides him, I can honestly see why all the people in the house are single. And will probably continue to be for a looong time.
11 of 36 | Posted by pixi-stix | Posted on February 21, 2008 3:00 PM
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
If you do not have a sense of humor, this is not the place for you.
Oh and Ryan does look like a midget after a growth spurt and Sheila looks more like 56 than 46.
And she's a bitch.
Love you flipit and you always say exactly what I am thinking! These people put themselves out there to be made fun of. Its not like you broke into an orphanage and started pointing and laughing!
You haven't done that have you????
Big kisses to you Flipit!
12 of 36 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on February 21, 2008 10:32 PM
Why, oh why, when being accused of being a racist, the first thing out of their mouth is: "uh uh.... I have a friend who is a friend of a black dude." "I know a black guy who works at the post office." "My neighbor's neighbor works with a guy who's black." "I love 'The Jeffersons'."
But Josh and his comment about Amanda and her dad was over the line! In real time, not CBS time, things went down much harsher and Amanda was devastated by the remark and was in the diary room for over an hour in tears, wanting to leave.
I don't think Evel Dick would have ever stooped that low.....
I HATE this season of idiots.
13 of 36 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on February 21, 2008 11:14 PM
I love Halloween. And drinking. I also think Jen is the worst girlfriend ever.
14 of 36 | Posted by richard_christys_junk | Posted on February 22, 2008 5:11 AM
Perezhilton put up the video of the uncensored fight. It was bad. Really bad. I couldn't count how many times the word c*nt was used by Josh. He just stood there screaming that at her over and over. Not only will Josh never return to my good graces, I'm a bit peeved at everyone else present. There is no reason in the world why they should have just sat there while that was going on. He got very aggressive too and was throwing things and rushing up to her. Amanda may be a lot of things, but props to the girl for taking all of that better than most people would. She didn't break until they made the also unacceptable comment about hanging herself like her father.
Oh, and what was the deal with that crazy bitch partnered with Ryan... what is her name? Allison? Not only did she not step in during Josh's rampage, but she went into the house with him and laughed about it with him. She thought what Josh did was awesome... then later they showed her comforting Amanda. What a douchebag.
15 of 36 | Posted by snootchy bootches | Posted on February 22, 2008 12:41 PM
"Joshuah seals it with "Like her dad." WOAH! SCREEEEEEECH! STOP THE CAR! WHAT?!?!?!?!? After I pause the show to scream and use all sorts of horribly offensive gay slurs, I smile."
WHAT?! Looks like Flipit doesn't need a Jen to out him as a bigot. I shudder to think the horrible things you yelled at the TV when Marsalis didn't use that veto on himself.
Not cool.
16 of 36 | Posted by publickskoolboy | Posted on February 22, 2008 12:44 PM
talma63 - You are old, ugly, bitter and mean. Betcha what flipit says about Sheila sounds pretty good right about now huh? OH and Sheila is old and USED. Does that make you angry or jealous?
sandman - remember that time you made a smart comment regarding our overly sensitve society? Me neither. Perhaps you should look up the word hypocrate.
flipit - don't you DARE take these morons to heart, your stuff is HI-Lar-I-OUS and they are just to stupid to see humor for what it is. LOVE!
17 of 36 | Posted by pearlblackdragon | Posted on February 22, 2008 2:31 PM
Oh. I forgot publickskoolboy. If a black man calls another black man a dirty name does that make him a racist? (Think about it...it'll come to you...or not)
Stupid people like you make me glad I hate stupid people like you.
18 of 36 | Posted by pearlblackdragon | Posted on February 22, 2008 2:35 PM
ditto, chooch -- ED didnt sink as low as the hangin' dad comment. lowww bloowwwwww......
btw, biggest fight in bb history? what about the one where that firefighter went all stoopid because he didnt understand kaysar's religion?! that shit was ridikilis!
this season of bb is so trashy so soon. howd they get so crazy so fast?
i'm pullin' for insensitive PR guy datin' Mom. he's got KILLAH EYES!!!
19 of 36 | Posted by hugostop | Posted on February 22, 2008 5:02 PM
Great recap for a great episode!
Parker's eye rolling during the Chen interview was freaking hilarious. He looked like he wanted to stab Jen. I'm sad he didn't.
No hot water or washing machines? Dumbasses! Good luck with that!
20 of 36 | Posted by lickitysplit | Posted on February 22, 2008 6:56 PM
Wow, pearlblackdragon. Thank you for making my point. You see what I mean, Flipit?
21 of 36 | Posted by talma63 | Posted on February 24, 2008 9:47 AM
Dear Talma63,
LOL! My point went so far over your head, you think I made your point better. (I WAS SUGGESTING YOU WERE BEING OVERLY SENSITIVE ABOUT A COMMENT MADE ABOUT SOMEONE ON TV)(If you need more help deciphering my stuff just shout. I love helping seniors.) Hey, it's past 4 pm. What are you doing up so late?
Love PearlBlackDragon
22 of 36 | Posted by pearlblackdragon | Posted on February 24, 2008 2:29 PM
You detractors and insulters are a fine piece of work.
We have been reading Flipit from his inception because we love and adore what he does. It doesn't matter that YOU don't understand him Talma63, Sandman and publickskoolboy.
It doesn't bother me that you don't GET it. What bothers me is that you feel the need to remark here what YOUR issues are. GET YOUR OWN SITE and stay there.
There are many sites that pander to pansy asses like yourselves but I dare you to find one that treats Big Brother with a politically correct eye. We don't watch it to find the good in humanity.. that is what public television is for. Tune in and stay there.
As for what you think about Flipit --- I don't give a rip, but when you post it here, In HIS sandbox...... you at least rate this... my distain.
So keep it up. Just keep reading EVERYONES recaps and telling us what you think. It gives US something to point at and laugh about.
And Pearl... they don't go to bed at 4.. that's when the early bird buffet starts.
23 of 36 | Posted by Giffordsaz | Posted on February 24, 2008 5:38 PM
mistichristi:
I love your recaps, don't change! Talma63, I do agree that Shelia shouldn't be made fun of because of her age, we all age, (if we're lucky!!) besides, dosen't she give us plenty to make fun of in spite of that? The woman is a nut and appears to have little or no human decency whatsoever, (going by the way she treats Moose).
24 of 36 | Posted by mistichristi | Posted on February 24, 2008 5:51 PM
pearlblackdragon - First, I think that I asked a fair question. I wasn't attacking Flipit and quite frankly I'm pretty sure that he's heard a lot worse than me asking him a question.
Second, you asked if anyone remembered when I asked the question. Well, apparently you did enough to comment on it.
Third, not sure what a hypocrate is. Is that a container for moving or storing a large herbivorous, chiefly aquatic mammal? If you meant hypocrite then I'm not sure how that telling me to look up the definition proves any kind of point at all.
Basically, to anyone so offended and upset by my post, I apologize as my intent was not to upset anyone. To pearlblackdragon, I never attacked you, or anyone, I was just asking a question, so chill the fuck out.
25 of 36 | Posted by sandman | Posted on February 25, 2008 6:53 AM
Giffordsaz - Pansy asses? Really? So how exactly does asking one question warrant such personal attacks? I wasn't coming into anyone's sandbox and attacking them. This is a public website and forum, which has a very easy and obvious way to both post comments and even has forum and chat options, so I'm pretty sure that posting a comment and/or asking a question is well within the acceptable range of options after reading someone's review. Obviously since I come to this site (which I have been doing for years), read recaps and very rarely even enjoy the chance to exchange opinions I enjoy the snarky, smart ass aspect of life.
Thank God for ethugs like you guys to set me and anyone else with a different opinion straight.
26 of 36 | Posted by sandman | Posted on February 25, 2008 7:07 AM
I like the ethugs part, sandman. They must be the children of all the foulmouth CBers that used to troll the highways looking for people they could insult. Incidentally, I do find Sheila loathsome, but not because she's mature (or fucking old, as pbd would say). I pity you young ones that revel in your youth thinking you'll never reach the older years. Flipit, you and I already cleared the air. I do love your snarking. I made ONE comment and incurred pbd's wrath. How pitiful that all he (or she) can do is HATE. Does anyone else see the irony in our positions?
27 of 36 | Posted by atalma63 | Posted on February 25, 2008 9:30 AM
Ethug!?! Love it!
Seriously, though, how did this get so out of hand? Where did the hate, vitrol and personal attacks come from? There was absolutely nothing wrong with Flipit's recap or Sandman and talma63's comments. Amazing....
28 of 36 | Posted by Lady-in-Gray | Posted on February 25, 2008 9:56 AM
HOLLER
usually i try not to take up too much space in the comments section because i get a minimum of five pages an episode to blather on, but dang, you guys!
just to clear the air, i make fun of sheila for being an asshole. her insecurity about her age leads me to make fun of her for that too. i make fun of midget face because he has the face of a midget. what can i say? i never claimed not to be shallow. my opinions are as a viewer at home watching tv along with my friends (you) and ragging on people i don't know. it's all in good fun and i mean no real life offense. if you think i am full of crap, you have the same free speech i do, and i love when you let it all out. it's not fair for only the recappers to bitch and moan.
oh yeah and i am a total homo, so when gay guys do things as WRONG as chandler bing with his teeth punched out did last week, i get super defensive for the gay race. that is why i was yelling gay slurs. ok that's enough backpeddling for one comment.
the point is, we are here to have fun. love each other. let's bond by ragging on the morons we're wasting our brain space on three nights a week on cbs together. you'll feel WAY better. i know i do.
LOVE and thanks for being here. xo flip
29 of 36 | Posted by flipit | Posted on February 25, 2008 10:45 AM
Flipit - nuthin' but love for you brother. I love this site, and all the recaps and yours are no exception. I meant no offense to you and wasn't trying to imply that you are either full of crap and/or shallow. Anyway, thanks for all the great recaps and you are completely right about ragging on the houseguests first. That should be the first priority. Keep up the amusingly good work man.
30 of 36 | Posted by sandman | Posted on February 25, 2008 12:51 PM
Man reading these posts was almost as much fun as reading your recaps! Almost.
Now lets get back to making fun of these fucktards who agreed to be filmed 24/7 because they are money hungry attention whores.
My apologies if I offended any money hungry attention whores.
Love you flipit!
31 of 36 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on February 25, 2008 9:55 PM
I do love money but I'm not an attention whore, so I'm only half offended.
32 of 36 | Posted by sandman | Posted on February 25, 2008 10:04 PM
Damn! I'll try to do better next time. ;)
33 of 36 | Posted by CheriesTake | Posted on February 26, 2008 1:07 AM
CheriesTake, I appreciate the effort, but you shouldn't have to try too much harder since apparently I'm a pansy ass. ;)
34 of 36 | Posted by sandman | Posted on February 26, 2008 6:35 AM
OMG, you mean pansy ass is an insult!?
Kidding, kidding . . . I've no desire to prolong anything, just want to send LOVE
I love to drop the pc here, and let loose with our secret dissy thoughts, so keep em coming.
And Flip, I so see how you would call him little world, it's not saying it's wrong to look that way, and perhaps, if he could find his real jaw in that vastness of neck, and do his faux jaw line properly, he would look more normal.
ps. I'd do him in a sec, and I'd hunt him in the bear bars if he was hairier, he is so much better than Jen--so I hope she reads this!
35 of 36 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on February 26, 2008 1:51 PM
oops, that was supposed to read LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to the Flip it!!! Guess I hit a code key . . . but LOVE to you all too!
36 of 36 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on February 26, 2008 2:12 PM