We pick up where we left off Sunday. Sheila tells Moose he's a big jerk, which makes him smile that GQ smile of his. HAWT. She tells us that she never never NEVER would have done this to heeim and blah blah blah. You would never do this to him because you would never get the chance. You don't win any competitions!! She gets into bed and stews in her depression, but she should be doing pushups. Or counting things. Or practicing pouring gravy after the mashed potato banks were built. I know. I can't believe I just typed that either. Point is, Sheila is one of the most entertaining locos in the house right now, but damn. She really sucks.

Moose hugs a smiling Sharon and apologizes, and then shouts "bring it on!" to no one in particular. Ryan passes him, glaring. Moose asks him not to be mad but Ryan gives him the same silent treatment he gets from Jen every time he harps on her about that black dude she dated in college. James tells us that no one really understands who he is in this game. That's because you're changing personalities every five minutes, you psycho. Anyway, I think the dimmest bulb on the tree does understand exactly who you are. My favorite line Sunday was when Nat told Moose. "He's a con artist! He's a bum! That's what bums do! They try to con you!" LOL, Nat.

Speak of the devil hater, Nat sidles up to Hobo Hank and breathes through her mouth as she congratulates him for not being on the block for the first time in a month. She's gonna play both sides to save her butt just in case James does win the veto so she has a chance at being safe next week. Sure it's fake and shady, but the good thing about being on Team Christ is that you can just plop down on your knees and say you're sorry later. Moose isn't liking the cold shoulder he's getting from his alliance, so he gets all gangsta and tries to convey his toughness. Did you see Enchanted? Doesn't he look like the old evil witch in this pic?

Sorry, Susan Sarandon.

Everyone ignores Moose in the kitchen. Sheila comes in and he asks her if she understands why he did what he did. She says yes and it's just a game and she can take it, but she says it while she speed walks from place to place for no reason at all, so you know she's pissed. Then she leaves! WTF? What's happened to crazy ass Sheila? Come back!! Wait! There she is!

I knew I could count on you, babe!

She power walks back in and gets in Moose's huge face and let's him have it. She says that she never would have done this to heeim and carries on and on. He just smiles and tells her that she won't be going home and if he wins the veto he will take her off the block. She screams that he's the one who put her there in the first place and then as she walk runs away, she pauses and we say at the same time "DER!" Then she goes into the bedroom and keeps repeating "I never would have done this to heeim!" over and over and over again to Ryan, who finally just gets up and leaves. What else can you do?

He tells us that Moose is a moron if he thinks James won't use his possible veto to take Sharon off the block so either Ryan or Nat will go up, leaving James and Sharon in control. Glad to see someone over there knows how to add. Ryan is so worked up that he goes to the kitchen, where everyone else is, and bitches at Moose, who insists that James will stick to his promise and not use the veto if he wins it. Ryan doesn't buy it, and James gives him this look:

What have I ever done to make you think I'm a horrible person?

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