Hey! Flipit and Schoonie here again for our second live recap of Big Brother. We've had some good times this week making fun of Amber's conversations with God and Eric's wacko eyebrows in our own recaps, but nothing is more fun than kicking back and ragging on this show with a friend.
So sit back, loosen that tie (or slip off the Spanx), and for crying out loud, watch out for the tether ball. It's time for Big Brother: LIVE!
After the credits, Joe tells us how mortified he is that Jen won the HOH challenge because of a trick question. He's sick of all the stupid people getting ahead in the world. We had to rewind this part because he was wearing only a tie and we were both shellshocked.
S (7:03:50 PM): WTF Joe? Maybe I should just change it to 'What The Joe', because he is wearing a TIE and that's it.
F (7:05:14 PM): UGH that tie really accentuates your nipples. And you're right, Joe. Stupid people do win every time.
S (7:05:52 PM): Dude, Joe has no room to talk about stupidity when he's got a TIE on and that's it.
F (7:06:28 PM): HAH true dat. He's not stupid though, just FLAMING and ridiculous.
S (7:06:27 PM): I know...I actually sort of don't mind him. Is it bad that I'm totally looking forward to the Jen reign?
F (7:06:59 PM): OMG me too!!!!
S (7:06:57 PM): She's so random and dumb, it's going to be great.
F (7:07:09 PM): I love that her guess was that the tea cup only held 41 gallons. LOL.
S (7:07:03 PM): I KNOW! She probably misheard the question and roughly estimated the number of times Amber's cried, and then wrote that down instead.
F (7:07:43 PM): She was still waaaay short.
Daniele is worried that Jen is HOH.
F (7:07:46 PM): Daniele is right. Jenius is coming for her.
S (7:07: 49 PM): I know....it's sad.
F (7:07:52 PM): She'll be a pile of bones when Jen's done. Oh wait, she already is. It'll still hurt.
Dustin confessionals in his pirate regalia that they have a drinking game, and whenever Jen talks about herself (and says "I" or "my"), they drink.
F (7:08:55 PM): Aaargh, gay pirate!
S (7:07:57 PM): Best. Drinking game. EVER.
F (7:09:13 PM): I love the dumb girl surf music they're playing.
S (7:08:04 PM): Other drinking games to play during Big Brother: every time you see Mike and think, "Who the fuck is that? A cameraman or something?" drink.
F (7:09:41 PM): He's the guy with the body who looks like Austin from Days of Our Lives. Drink when they show random Zack. Is that his name?
S (7:08:10 PM): Every time Amber cries, drink. And every time I make fun of Amber for crying, drink then, too.
Dustin baits Jen during the drinking game to talk some more about herself. And her eyebrows.
S (7:08:40 PM): Dustin is baiting her. Having dated Joe, he's clearly well versed at getting people to put feet in mouths.
F (7:10:03 PM): And other stuff. She doesn't shape her brows? I am so sure! She is saying that as she plucks! I love love love her.
Dick refuses to go check out Jen's HOH room.
S (7:09:40 PM): Dick's bitching about Jen wanting all the attention when he's stuck in a house with his estranged daughter on national television? Yeah, Jen's the attention whore on a REALITY TV SHOW.
F (7:11:16 PM): Dirty's feelings are still hurt that she thinks he's gross. He says he doesn't care, but I don't buy it. He's from LA. Those girls rule the world there. He so cares.
S (7:10:10 PM): It's the same room this year! That sucks.
F (7:11:24 PM): UH OH more pics on the wall. And she's upset with them. SHOCKER!!
S (7:10:37 PM): They should have put that memory wall photo of her up on every frame. Just surround her with her crap pictures.
Jen bitches about having "old" pictures on her wall in the HOH room.
F (7:11:34 PM): I love that two years ago was like a decade ago.
S (7:11:11 PM): She's taking DOWN pictures.
F (7:12:27 PM): She took down the pic of her MOM!!! How rude!
Happy Mother's Day
Joe talks to Jen in her room about putting Dustin up.
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Comments (10)
I love it when you two live blog!
Oh and you were right - Dick had his confrontation with Jen the morning of the HOH competition so it hadn't happened yet.
It was interesting to see if Joe was going to follow through on that America's Choice to throw Jessica under the bus. He is closer to her than anyone in the house so big props to him for actually doing the task.
1 of 10 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on July 16, 2007 5:05 AM
Nick is sooooo going to win the veto for Daniele.
2 of 10 | Posted by Krizzatch
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Posted on July 16, 2007 7:39 AM
So Flipit, with this comment here I am guessing you won't need to go to Starbucks all the time.... you have become a frachise.... can I get a Chia Tea?
And Schoonie....thanks for keeping us on tract this show... you need to consider recapping the kid nation program...
thanks and i can't wait for the next one......
3 of 10 | Posted by GIFFORDSAZ
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Posted on July 16, 2007 8:20 AM
Another shirt for Jen:
JENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES
4 of 10 | Posted by Foxbase Alpha
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Posted on July 16, 2007 8:48 AM
first thing that came into my head was to vote for joe.
i did my part (or at least yelled at someone else until they did it, close enough)
5 of 10 | Posted by rainbodragon
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Posted on July 16, 2007 10:12 AM
omg! i love these live blogs, y'all are so funny!
i thought i was the only person who likes jen. she cracks me up--i can't tell if she is acting or if she is seriously that clueless. i wouldn't want to live in the same house with her for 3 months, but she makes for very entertaining tv.
i can't help but like dustin too--could be the hate i have going for joe, and that ridiculous tie--but dustin seems quite likeable.
6 of 10 | Posted by pq
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Posted on July 16, 2007 11:22 AM
This is a recipe for a perfect reality TV moment: Dick wins veto, gives it to Daniele, people are so touched they vote out the replacement nominee. I know: I probably shouldn't hold my breath for that, but it would be awesome!
Great recap!
7 of 10 | Posted by geewits
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Posted on July 16, 2007 12:13 PM
Hi all! Psyched that BB is back. I like Evil Dick! I don't really know why. Maybe it's cuz I'm 39. (But don't worry, I don't like Kail -- I'm not that square.) Sure, E.D. might be an overly tattooed name dropper, but so what! He's one of the more interesting people to watch. Too bad he's not America's playah! He'd be da bomb. I think Eric is weird. It was so obvious on episode 1 that he's america's player. What if he gets nominated and is out soon? That'd be kewl.
I don't really mind Jen, either. Too bad she doesn't think she's photojenic! Haha!!
8 of 10 | Posted by c-rock
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Posted on July 16, 2007 12:45 PM
I used to picture you guys slaving for hours and hours over your recaps in order to get me LOLing. I know better now. You bring the funny all the time.
LOVE
9 of 10 | Posted by Pegster
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Posted on July 17, 2007 3:48 PM
Holy crap, Flipit. You made me spit up my coffee 4 times. "I hope she trips and her headband gets stuck on a nail and hangs her. She's offensively boring." The anger is awesome. "Daniele will have to name that pie on the way back up. Will she have time?" I was thinking the same thing, but I wasn't witty enought to come up with a great line like that. "Be sure to heat that needle first, honey. You don't wanna catch a cold. Or AIDS." I'm speechless at how good that line is. "This one barista rolled her eyes at me the other day and I almost smacked her across the bar." Again, your general anger at the world makes your comedy so much better. Thanks.
10 of 10 | Posted by chief113
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Posted on July 18, 2007 5:28 AM