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Wow, what a quick recap!!
I think everyone who has the feeds are tired of Dani and can't wait for her to leave already.
I really hate that BB is totally giving her the Maggie Editting too. Making her look SO much better than what she's actually like.
It's very annoying.

Anyways... Amber and Jameka.. meh.. both boring, both annoying. I hope noms stay the same b/c I don't care which one of them goes.

I always found Amber putrid, but how can she not know the meaning of ... well, WORDS? She's a true mouth-breather. I can't wait for her to see herself. I'm sorry you don't like Dani. She is a whiner when things aren't going well for her, but she has a singular toughness that I admire.

You said, "They'd tell Jameka that Eric got Dustin out, but because he's being controlled by a tribe of very rich vampires."

Well, isn't that the truth?

Hey Schoonie we can't let Nick's scrapbooking opportunity be forgotten! :-)

Great recap. Amber always gives us a lot of material to laugh at.

I have to disagree on Dani though. The girl has won 2 HOHs and 2 POVs. She & Jen are the two best competitors this year.

I cannot wait to see Amber in the POV contest. Will she actually win a competition this year? I doubt it.

Hope I'm allowed to back up one recap to welcome back THE best commentator, jack. I hadn't noticed any of your comments before, but last one was probably the best, most insightful analysis of the HBs this year. You are dead on target about ED and I'll say again (as I did last year) that you should do recaps. No, better yet, you should be a HG. As always, you have the game dead on and I hope you'll comment every time. For the money, who do you think will win it all? I think one of the Ds will, a la Chilltown, when the two most hated players made it to the final two. Personally, I'm pulling for Jess, but that's because she's proving to be, in spite of the chipmunk voice, a likeable person. If this unholy alliance of Dick, Daniele, Eric and Jess holds up, the first one off will be Jess, folowed by Eric, leaving the truly evil ones.

What do you think?

So I have a theory on Amber's word-knowledge (or lack thereof). They're saying she did meth, right? Well my cousin did meth for an extended amount of time, and they say it affects your ability to remember simple, everyday things. Like my cousin couldn't remember the word "cinnamon" until she read it on a spice jar; So this just may point more to her drug use than stupidity.

Schoonie, great and very fast recap. Dani, ED, Eric & Jess are truly sitting pretty this week. In the unlikely event that God or Jesus decide to intervene on behalf of one his favorites (oh, which will they choose?) and divinely bestow a veto, Dani can then pretty easily get rid of Jen, or she and her alliance (for this week anyway) can actually get and use the veto to backdoor Jen (whatever that means).

Question: the fact that America has actually given Eric a mission that makes sense for him: does this mean there are now actually Eric fans outvoting the Eric haters, or does it just mean that Amber is so hated that America wants her out even if it helps Eric.

I think the tide may be turning where people are realizing they have a chance to take Eric to the finals, which would be more fun than just screwing with him and getting him evicted.

I gotta give Eric credit. He takes whatever f-cked up thing America's Player throws at him and he has managed to make it work for him.

The uncomfortable silence after Dick got done teasing Jess & Eric about kissing and them left them alone lying in bed together was classic.

Inspiration for nerdy guys everywhere: if you can manage to get locked in a house all summer to show how funny you are and what a great personality you have, you too may be able to score yourself a girl you could never get on the outside. It will be funny to see if this actually turns into something or if once Jess leaves the house the spell is broken.

If I actually voted on these things, I think it would be funny for Eric to give his woobie to Zach, for the pure uncomfortable joy of it.

JasonR, I was thinking the same thing -- give the woobie to Zach. Can you imagine how much squirming Eric would be doing? It would be hilarious! Zach would be thinking he finally has a friend. TOO funny!

I'm watching you too.
(Because I live in Nebraska)

#8: you said "...does this mean there are now actually Eric fans outvoting the Eric haters, or does it just mean that Amber is so hated that America wants her out even if it helps Eric"

I actually think it wasn't so much "eric haters" i think it was "LNC haters". That's why when he was so devoted to that group, they kept giving him tasks that would hurt that group, not so much him. Now that he's alligned himself with D&D, and got Dustin out (which America was all for), they're just voting on their opinion (their opinion this time, being: We hate amber)

That's what I think at least.

Does anyone doubt Nick's blowjob story after that letter? Daniele seems to be somewhat intelligent but regarding Nick, she should be seeing red flags all over the place. Again, Eric was dead on in the diary room with his comment on a 13 year-old girl writes letters like that.

Dear God, please hear America's prayers & get Amber out!

"Amber says, and I quote, "I knew that there were six cards on the hat, but when Julie said seven, I was like, 'Seven's my lucky number! Yes!' and so I put true."

There are no words."

I've got one.

Retard.

I almost fell off the couch on that shit. It seriously has to be the meth... CBS made her look downright retarded this week... no one can possibly survive being THAT stupid. it's gotta be the meth.

and schoonie, you hate Dani because she was happy she won HOH?? WTF? of course she cried last week while on the block, and of course she's happy this week as HOH... you people have got to come up with better reasons to hate on my girl....

PDS
President, Team Dani

I don't hate Daniele for being happy that she won HoH or for being sad at being nominated, I hate her because when things aren't going her way, she mopes and whines and cries and feels sorry for herself about how she hates everyone else and how difficult it is to be her while she lets her father do her dirty work.

I hate that she takes advantage of her father's insecurities about their relationship, and leverages that insecurity against him when it suits her but uses it for her own benefit when it doesn't.

I hate that she won't thank him, not even a little for any of the things that he's done; she won't even give him a damn hug that he hasn't taken for himself.

I hate that she swoons over Nick all the time when she went into the house guaranteeing to her boyfriend that nothing would like that would happen, and then that she expects us all to find it charming when it's really, really gross.

She's pretty much an emotional vampire, and it's really, really nasty. She takes and takes and takes and never gives anything back in return. Not to her dad, not to her boyfriend, not to Nick, not to anybody.

Is that enough?

here here schoonie!

I always hated those bitches who could dish it out but coudn't take it, you know?

Again, since both Dick and Daniele were raised by the same person, I'm thinking serious lack of discipline and consequences in that house.

And I like Eric and Jes so I'm hoping they break off from the Evils. If both Evils make it much farther, they're going to win. (sigh)

But I'm still rooting for Jen. Come back, Jen!!

eh... not really. because it's all bullshit.

good recap though.

PDS

"eh... not really. because it's all bullshit."

Excellent counterpoint. You have won me over with your infallible logic and reason. I am now in awe of Daniele and am knitting a commemorative sweater to that effect.

Kidding! It's all good in the hood. Dissenting opinions are welcome. But come near me with your Team Daniele shirt and you are getting tackled, milady. ;)

I have to admit the main reason I'm really loving this season is that I don't have ANY favorites. I tried so very hard to be loyal to Dustin, but he just wasn't a good gay and can't say I'm that proud to have him on my team. He was better than Joe, but he was no Will Wikle. I've about given up on a gay guy ever winning this show. Either they can't play or, like Will, a "christian" votes 'em out.

Without a good gay, I'm really enjoying Eric as America's Player. I hate Amber and Jameka, just for being god's children, and I'm a Jen fan sometimes, but I really don't love anyone so I can just enjoy watching it go back and forth each week. No more horrible disappointments like Kaysar! Just enjoying the game this year.

lol schoonie.

i am taking a much needed break from my full-throated defense of all things Daniele. (it's a full time job don't cha know)

we ain't got t-shirts... we got jackets. i'll send ya one.

PDS
President, Team Dani

I got $50 on Schoonie to win...

Amber, Amber, Amber. The gift that keeps on giving. When I say gift, I mean she's like waking up on Christmas morning, seeing a big brightly wrapped box, opening it to find..... socks.
Stupid socks.
According to her, God told her she was going to win HOH last week, didn't happen. Now she's been told by God, she's going to win the veto. Don't see it happening. And she's announced God has shown her that she and Jameka will be the final two. When is Amber going to realize God's not talking to her. What she hears is "the ghost of meth pipe past".
To quote you schoonie, "There are no words".

I LOVE AMBER!!! nothing makes me laugh then watching her cry...C'mon lets all pray that she stays on.

I hate those evil doer's... Leave god's children alone and let then back stab each other...geesh!

Hello Kristin in Columbus Ohio

Schoonie you rock!