FIRST COMMENT OF THE SEASON!

OMG u guys are so precious if I leave the right crumbs behind me will u follow me home!?!?! xooxo XOOXOX oxoxox

Hilarious liveblog guys. So far I'm very optimistic for a this season being a good one.

My only complaint is that April dressed way too conservatively through the whole episode. I need to get a better look at those things.

Great job getting this recap up so quickly. Very funny stuff, but you have alot to work with this season, or so it seems.

I would also like to see Renny stick around for the comic relief, but that shrill of a laugh has got to go and so she must go with it.

Okay, so I'm the only person left who has never seen BB...How does it go in the end? Do 2 people end up getting judged by the people that have been kicked out a la Survivor? In that case, wouldn't you want to keep Renny?
Help me understand!!

The old guy Jerry sounds like Gary the Retard from the Howard Stern Show.

Compare...

Jerry:
youtube.com/watch?v=7EWouZBez2c

Gary:
youtube.com/watch?v=stsRDvSqOMA

Everything about April just screams sluuuuut. I'd be shocked if half of the salesman haven't taken her for a test drive.

I'm sure she'll annoy me at some point, but that Angie chick is phenomenal. My loins are aching to see her out at the BB hot tub.

lirpa811 (#5), wow a BB virgin! The bottom line is later in the game, people do like to keep an annoying/ineffective houseguest around as easy competition, but in the beginning, none of the early HOH's want to stick their neck out too far with their nominations, so they pick the low-hanging fruit, i.e. the most annoying people. If an annoying houseguest can survive the first few weeks, some alliance will take them in to count on them as a reliable vote from someone who poses no threat whatsoever. Prime example being Sheila, the incredibly irritating hag from BB9

Aww, my Daniele Boone joke got edited out! So sad.

I see that there is strong support for Rennie on this board.

I think she's bloody annoying. The same goes for JAcked-up Jessie. Either two can take the boot. It really doesn't matter to me.

I don't knwo if everyone catched that, but by the end of the episode, Rennie called out Jessie and 2 seconds before the end of the show, Jessie confronted her! Priceless.

You guys are great as usual! I love Jerry even if he's a perv, well actually because he's a perv! But did they have to have a Daniele Part Deux? Ugh she even sounds like her.

All my good lines were edited out (or so I'll have you believe). I'm loving that there are so many people commenting already. I have a really good feeling that this season, without hyperbole, is going to be the most amazing thing in the history of the world ever!

You guys ha\/e just made me blow a booger onto the "\/" key on my keyboard so forgi\/e me if don't use it, it's too gross to touch, much less clean up. I ha\/e sadly ne\/er watched this show before, but I might ha\/e to start now, I could almost see it in my mind... maybe if I can learn how to finish up my own recaps a little faster I will ha\/e time to see some new t\/ shows. I lo\/e you guys, thanks for the inspiration!

lo\/e, J-Mo :)

YAAAAAY - Big Brother is bizack!

I am sooo glad you guys are recapping - just puts the icing on the cake.

Renny has got to GO! I know ya'll loves her, but that dolphin laugh makes me clench my teeth.

And ya'll didnt even recap about how dumbass Jessie was about to cry because he lost out on his chance to win a car. Maybe he needs to stop taking the "natural" steroids.

FozzieBare - love the Soapdish reference!

Thank you JasonR...Long time since I've been considered a virgin at something, I kind of like it!

Yay, BB is back! HIGHlarious first recap - can't wait for the next one!

Man, Renny was not holding back...and I honestly don't think she knows how to but I would like her stick around for awhile just so I can see what else she packed (wigs and all!).

Still loving my man, Jerry -- and the people who I thought were going to suck sure do (cough-Jessie, Dan & Brian-cough)! I'd be A-OK with Jessie hitting the road or Memphis since he's already won something.

"As if on cue, Jerry falls on his ass.

Flipit: And....Jerry cracks a rib.

FozzieBare: I'm still pretty sure he can kick my ass.

Schoonie and Flipit: Me too. "

Just to clarify, does "me too" mean Shoonie and Flipit also think Jerry can kick FozzieBare's ass, or does it mean Jerry can kick Schoonie's and Flipit's asses, too, or that Schoonie and Flipit can kick FozzieBares'a ass?

"Jerry nominates Renny and Jessie for eviction.

Flipit: NOOOOOOO!!!! The hot one and the hilarious one! "

Do you really think Jessie is hilarious? Inquiring minds, stc...

I'm off to make my nephew a t-shirt that says "Hellbaby 2" since Flippy's neice is Hellbaby 1. LMAO...Flipit, will you and the gang join me and my family for dinner. We are all strong black women who wave fingers and head roll when we talk and say thangs like "o no she did'ant" "chile please" and follow every sentence in which we are trying really hard to get a point across with "thank um lyin'" It'll be fun. Let me know

So...the Chen Bot was seriously wearing her sparkle skin last night. There was one point where they zoomed in closely and her arms & neck were covered in sparkles. It must be her special first night skin.

I do not understand how Renny says she has lived in New Orleans her whole life yet she talks like one of the Lohan fam straight out of Long Island. Maybe she is Lindsay & Ali's long lost wacky aunt.

I do love that BB played the crazy jazz music every time Renny stepped onto the screen ala Evel Dick's guitar riff music.

Gossip Girl here-

All of us are waiting with baited breath to see what our new HG's are doing.
Will Renny be a total spaz or is she a true Socialite?
Hm, wonder what B and S thinks?
You know you love me
xoxo

Ok, I grew up in New Orleans, and I have to say that Renny's accent is the real deal...she sounds EXACTLY like several of my aunts...imagine growing up with that...no wonder I'm gay...

Well, I'm sure the musical theatre didn't help either...

Schoonie: Rerun actually seems like he might be kinda cool. Ollie is the name of the awesome Family Guy weatherman, too. IT'S GON RAIN!

There are so many awesome things in this recap that it is hard to pinpoint them all but the quote is definitely a highlight. Now, every time "Rerun" comes on screen, the only thing on my mind is "YOU WANT THIS DAWG"

I want Renny to stay for the fashions alone. Turbans? Cat-eye rhinestone sun-glasses? OMG!

On the other hand I want Jessie to stay because he's got those prison muscles going on.

I hope Jessie and Stephen form a "special" friendship.

I think all the men should be required to wear speedos and hang out by the pool for at least six hour a day.

Stephen not outing himself was an interesting strategy, especially with a 75 year old marine as the HOH. I've been waiting years for a hot but not obviously gay guy to bide his time. It'll be more interesting TV to watch reactions after he's been in the house awhile.

I like the the muscle dude and Memphis!! Bong chicky bow wow!!

If Stephen keeps referring to the women as "girl friend" then he won't have to worry about being "in" for long. Also, on the live feeds he referred to Libra as "that little colored girl" so he is on my Forever A Douche List!

Hey ugasouthernguy, I'm not from New Orleans, but I am from Louisiana. And I would like to say that Renny may not really get evicted like everyone might think. She has a few days to get her act together. And also, in the first week, the person that is most wanted out the first week usually stays. So, the less annoying one always leaves on the first week.

I loved how Jerry quoted Nixon. Because when I think good leader, I think Nixon!

ronfoxx...are you serious?

if you are jessie is the hot one and renny is the hilarious one.

great recap guys! i think this season will be good, and will hopefully help erase the memory of BB9

I can't get mad at Jerry. He's so sweet. Like Wilford Brimley, but without the raw sexual magnetism.

Fozzie, too funny, I know you're joking, but you really mean it too, huh! c'mon, you be likin' you some Wilford . . .

sorry, I must be projecting again . . I'll start over!

FANTASTIC live blog--best one I've read, and no surprise since my 3 faves are on the board!!! by the end I was covering my mouth to stiffle my girlish giggling, but screw that, my co's are used to me cackling from nowhere!

So, Renny, hmm, love her, but not sure after seeing her in action. Hope she becomes funny to the kids, or the girls back her up and they dump the religious menage a trois. I know some of you aren't down with that, but I'm a little pained that 2 of the religious zealots who I like the least are getting 3 strong first night . . . no fairsey's--and I don't like the gay cowboy, cannot f'in believe he used colored, and also cannot believe he's not gonna get along with a girlfriend among them . . . . sigh . . . . on that note, can I come too fayellis, sounds so fun!

I don't normally like straight-laced peeps who don't drink, but somehow, Ollie seems okay . . . and even April seems she might have some Jen traits, or maybe even Janelle traits (can't I even remember how to spell that! UGH!)

Guess we'll see, but I was right with you guys on everything. Can we nickname the gay cowboy, every time I see Stephen I don't know who it is?

HEART

This is definitely going to be a good season. How do I know? I count the times I say "this is the worst cast EVER" during the premiere. The more times I say it, the better the season ends up being. Let's just say I said it a LOT last night.

That Keesha is so freakishly like Daniele I can't even stand it. I was watching BBAD earlier and my hubby--who was in the other room AND doesn't watch BB all that much--said, "Did they let that annoying girl from last summer back on?" I think I've made my case.

Why is it anyone who mentions being a Christian gets labelled a "zealot" (by viewers and editors both.) Seems as small minded to me as any other bigotry.

I'm on the fence for the use of colored...the NAACP still uses the term, so it can't be that bad.

Danielle, Jr. annoys me terribly for no other reason than Danielle Sr. annoyed me. I'm not thrilled by Angie Implants and Mixie, either.

I can't begin to tell you how much I loved the recap. You will, as always, be the season's saving grace.

"Schoonie: Did you see her dad's mustache? It's PHENOMENAL!

Flipit: He's the Joel Siegel of Portugal."

The single funniest line of the recap. How do you beat a classic Joel Siegel reference. Nice work Flip. I think we may have a classic season on our hands.

BTW, way to take advantage of being the first commenter, nerrawllehctim, by posting such a poignant and relevant comment.

cattyfan

I personally don't think that Dan is more douchebag than zealot, but that's just me.

And I'm pretty sure that the term "colored" went out with the use of separate water fountains. It's a throwback to times when there was no equality, and in my opinion, is just tasteless.

Of course, I MEANT to say that Dan is more douchebag than zealot. That's based on his bio.

I am always annoyed by “religious” people who don’t live their religion. (I’m not religious myself, so it’s OK if I pick on someone else) Dan will do whatever he wants and then go to confession later – nice lesson for your students!

Renny’s screaming/laughing was horrible, but I have to admit being fascinated by the hair pieces or hats or whatever she’s got on her head. Campy can be fun!

It looks like a good season, finally. My first was the All Star season – which wasn’t so good since I didn’t know the history of the players (although my TVGasm friends helped me out some). The next two seasons were not that good. Why am I back? It must be love!

TaxGirl...I agree Dan's planned repentance is not a good example of...well, any religion. But Ollie got dinged by people because he chooses not to drink. (I'm guessin' he's Baptist.) So he IS living his religious beliefs.

But EVERYBODY sins. It's just a matter of degree.

I totally agree with you on Renny. Her cackling made my cats run from the room and the dog hold his little ears...and I'm not kidding.

"And I'm pretty sure that the term "colored" went out with the use of separate water fountains. It's a throwback to times when there was no equality, and in my opinion, is just tasteless."

Pegster...be sure to register your complaint with the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People.

Hey cattyfan, I thought it was okay to exaggerate here, sorry if my use of Zealot was out of place for you, I, like Pegster, am also relying on the bio piece. I don't care what religion anyone is, and I'm on the spiritual side myself, I only don't like when religion is used to justify hating! Seems we'll never learn to agree to disagree!

Anyway, hate to see haters getting the power position, and it seems gay cowboy may be the biggest douche of all! (this coming from big homo me!)

As for colored . . ... c'mon . . . screamingly offensive--I know people are a tad oversensitive about language these days, but for reals . . . not ok, not funny, completely out of touch! Actually, it's sad that no one corrected him, and that there are places in this world where people still use that word! Thank God I'm a city boy . . .

Are there really people out there who think it's still okay to use the term colored? Really? Seriously?

The NAACP was founded over a 100 years ago. Everyone knows them by their initials. So they chose not to change their acronym thirty years ago. That doesn't make the use of term colored to refer to a living human being acceptable in any way, shape, or form.

Sometimes I think if some piously religious people would like to be distanced from a word like "zealot", they could concentrate more on "minding their own business" instead of "using political power to feverishly legislate everyone else's lives due to inner conflicts over institutionalized guilt and shame combined with jealous outrage that somewhere some happy 'hommasexshul' is having thrilling, mind-blowing, deeply satisfying, CONSENSUAL adult sexual intercourse involving 1000+ thread-count sheets, piña colada-flavored lubricant, and the handsomely hunky bubble-butted son of piously religious zealots". It's just a theory.

Oh, and the only time I use the word "colored" is when I get into a Crayola Marker Fight with my niece and I say, "Girl, you got COLORED!"

But you know, now that I come to think of it, I do hear a lot of people tossing around the term "people of color".... Hmmmmmmm...

love,
xoxox

J-Mo :)

Methinks that Ollie--who has lived his whole life dominated by his overbearing godfreak parents--will be the guy to watch. Definite gay vibe there. And did you see the way he was drooling at the sight of champagne? I give him three weeks before he cracks and LIVES. Finally.

I love how into the game Jerry is...he's got it all figured out. I'm going to be flashing 'X' arms at everyone I see from now. Too bad I'm not in the States, so no one will understand what the hell I'm on about...