Flipit: OMG I am too shy to talk right now. You guys go.
FozzieBare: Jessie describes his ideal romantic partner as curvy, having long dark hair and being opinionated. I think I know just the person!
Flipit: I don't have long hair. Nick who?
Schoonie: Jessie worked as a train conductor for a railroad, which means that my twist prediction has come true, albeit a year late. But still! He's also a "drug-free" bodybuilder, which is a shame, because the Chenbot is the perfect vessel by which to smuggle drugs into the Big Brother house, or across the border. You see, the drug dogs cannot smell her because her skin always emits the pleasant aroma of dryer sheets.
FozzieBare: Roll call! Sassy black chick, here. Vapid blond idiot, here. Embarrassing gay guy and redneck, twofer here. Greasy, muscled douchebag, here! We are good for season 10 people, let's roll!
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Comments (12)
Oh boy, am I the first to comment. I don't completely watch this shoe but I LOVE THE RECAPS. And this review shows me why. You guys are totally awesome. I love everything about you guys. Can't wait for the show to start.
1 of 12 | Posted by Bremm | Posted on July 9, 2008 9:26 AM
"His bio says he is a preacher's son from "The Black Brady Bunch". Oh, Jan. Rerun's hat makes you look fat."
Dear Flipit, where shall I send the bill for my keyboard? It won't work with all the spit out coke everywhere
I will do like I always do, don't ever watch the show but read the recaps and spoilers from the ppl who actually subscribe to the live feed. I'm disappointed, I was hoping there would be a Ninja in the cast. Ninja's are so underrepresented on television. America is ANTI-NINJA!
2 of 12 | Posted by Fayellis1 | Posted on July 9, 2008 10:16 AM
Now that you mention it, ninjas are woefully underrepresented on American reality television. Racists!
3 of 12 | Posted by schoonie | Posted on July 9, 2008 10:33 AM
well, I'm disappointed there's no hunk of burning love (or chunk, as some might say) for my eye candy, and therefore, I'm luke on the viewing-I do think I'll watch the first epi so I'm more intune with the recaps I WILL be reading!!! 3 of my favorite gasm cappers, I'm there!!!
I didn't watch the video's, but I'm with you Flipit, I think I'm in love with Renny!!!
4 of 12 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on July 9, 2008 12:17 PM
Who names these people? Libra? Memphis? Ollie? Renny? It's like a bad nighttime soap opera.
Here are my quick impressions:
Ollie has a completely fake smile. So does Brian, who seems to think his dimples are the key to life.
Michelle is not nearly as cute as she thinks she is.
April has the pointiest chin ever grown.
Memphis looks like a Mike Boogie wannabe (why would anyone want to be?) with a better vocabulary.
Keesha...buy a hairbrush.
Dan is either A.) there to fight with Steven or B.) going to be Steven's new BFF.
Jessie's head is too small for his body. I'm betting his brain is, too.
Libra is a way for CBS to give plenty of free airtime to the Democratic Savior, Barack Hussein Obama. I'll beat the rush, and just start hating her now.
Renny thinks she's auditioning for Gypsy.
It's gonna be an...interesting season.
5 of 12 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on July 9, 2008 2:46 PM
well, this has probably been mentioned somewhere, but this season is obviously about people who are Politically/socially/sexually/racially/etc. polar opposists. We have "staunch" conservatives and liberals, gay cowboys, anti-this, pro-that...I'm sensing the season will focus a lot on these issues.
Should be interesting.
6 of 12 | Posted by serjen | Posted on July 9, 2008 3:52 PM
It was very funny to read. I like Steven the gay cowboy.
Wish there was a big beefy guy to lust after.
On a scale of 1 to 10 I give the cast a "4" for overall sex appeal.
Can't they just do a GUY BIG BROTHER and get rid of all the icky girls?
7 of 12 | Posted by weasel dearest | Posted on July 9, 2008 4:14 PM
I am looking forward to watching BB again after boycotting the BS that was Season 9.
8 of 12 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 9, 2008 6:38 PM
Ohhh I love these people already! And by love I mean I already know who I am gonna hate! God bless the geezer, who wants to bet he and the gay cowboy become besties?
Can't wait for the recaps from FliFozzSchoo!
9 of 12 | Posted by Cherie | Posted on July 9, 2008 7:01 PM
Can't wait!! Especially looking forward to the recaps, AGAIN!
10 of 12 | Posted by EZ Rider | Posted on July 10, 2008 2:54 PM
I will be the first to predict - bizarre love triangle between Dan, Steven and Jessie!
The movie in my head is rolling....
11 of 12 | Posted by krut | Posted on July 11, 2008 8:25 AM
Great Recap!
I hope these morons(I mean hamsters) are just as funny as your recaps.
One gal is leaving her 4 month ole twins. Somebody doesn' t like mommyhood and wants to get away as long as she can!
12 of 12 | Posted by wincha | Posted on July 13, 2008 1:18 PM