I have a feeling we're headed for another season 9. Didn't Grodner learn anything last go-round? These people are getting to be beyond stupid. And I had high hopes for Jerry, but he's turning out to be a weird old ex-military fart.

Awesome, hilarious recap!!!

(I won't mention that Keesha didn't win the license plate veto, Michelle did; Keesha won the alien HOH comp)

I was so psyched that Jessie went up on the block, yay! I didn't think Michelle could disgust me more, and then came the pig's feet. No wonder she can handle Jessie's feet. Ugh, if those two have a "showmance" I will have to rip my eyes out of my head.

I am still kind of hoping that Libra gets backdoored this week. Or any week for that matter.

If we're gonna f**k on national television, let's do it on the floor so I don't look like I'll just crawl into bed with anyone, k?
>>>>I think we need this on a billboard here in the Valley of the Sun.
These two are nuts and Ollie's dad is going to smack him in the back of the head.

The feeds are showing many more fights than the show which I don't understand.
These people are mildly entertaining but on a 24/7 screen.... it gets long... and it is only like what? Week three?

Nice recap Flipit......
your speed is impressing me, what have you changed? Stopped drinking? Smoking?
Something is up!

April and Ollie - Please God, use protection if you two end up screwing. Listening to those two talk about construction signs and Chicken Soup for the Soul books made my head hurt.

Jessie is an epic douche for going up to the HOH and berating Keesha. Why not slap her on the ass and call her sugar tits while you're at it?

It'd be awesome if Keesha turned out to be another Jannelle (i.e., smarter than everyone else in the house), but it doesn't look like it's gonna happen.

Dan seems to be hard of hearing--why is he always yelling at the camera? I get the feeling they're having a little joke on him, insisting he talk REALLY LOUD because there's a problem with the mike.

I'd hate to see Jesse go...I'm convinced that if he stays in the pressure cooker long enough, he's going to freak out and do something awesomely stupid. Please don't take that pleasure away from me.

Here's hoping this is just a way of back-dooring Libra.

But then, these people play the game even worse than last season.

Ollie's just floatin'. What a dork. Can't wait until he dumps April. Next week?

thanks for the heads up, loiseau! it's fixed now. i get my useless challenges confused easily. xo

"Don't worry, Jer, he wasn't wearing a military uniform when he said it so it's totally ok." I think this may have been my favorite line in the whole recap. Totally had me cracking up! Then again, this was pretty funny too..."Let me put this in girl language for you. Blah blah shoes blah Libra blah I have my period. Got it, dingbat?" Can't wait to see what the next two shows bring. :-)

Actually, wouldn't it be nice to see Jessie so desperate at one point that he gives in to said shomance with PigsFeet!!! I'm sure he sees her as sooo beneath him, and in their case, I hope she chews the tip off that prophylactic and traps him in her dead breath for life!!!

I did think it was funny when Jerry said, "He didn't just call the girls bitches, he called us all bitches" That's right bitch!

I'm glad weeepy cowmo is gone!

Thanks again Flippy for the lighting cap, and I can't believe giffordsaz could suggest it's less drinking . . . i'm just sayin' HEART

Steven's probably drunkenly cheering Keesha on right now, but I think this will bite her it the ass later on. If April goes, Jesse will be gunning for her and vice versa. It doesn't seem too smart, oh wait now it makes more sense.....

Ick!! Did anybody see the naked photos of Jesse on tmz.com? My eyes, my eyes...

I don't know what the hell he's saying but it's cute that he finally has some screen time and sweet to find out why it's so rare. What a Gump.

CAN'T.STOP.LAUGHING. POOR BORING Goal Weight Rerun(GWR), bless his heart. At least he is not a bandanna wearing tool (Dan), an old tool (JerryAtric), a roid tool (Jessie; who has a body like Yogi and a head like Boo Boo), or a tool in a cool hat who I would find attractive were he not on Big Brother (Memphis). Also GWR reminds me of the guy who is really smart in the "hood" so the gang members respect him and don't mess with him but then there is a shoot out in the neighborhood and he gets killed and the gang member sets out for revenge but finds his soul along the way and goes to church and puts his gun int the collection plate starring at least 2 of the members of B2K and angry bald guy from Jason's Lyric

Um, I am of the opinion that Jerry IS a bitch, so I think the word was fitting.

Jessie is a sad, annoying douche. It makes me smile to think how people will react to him when he gets out!!! Get ready for a freak out on TMZ at some random LA club. Ha!

I think I saw that movie Fayellis1 haha.

Love jessie's girlspeak.. LOL.. and was that a freudian thing, saying that Renny tells Jessie she's like her daughter?

I was amused at ollie basically petting april's head absently like you would a small dog or cat.

Not liking Jessie anymore. It would be fun to see him in the weeks to come, though..

itchy, I, too, noticed how Dan seems to always be on volume 10. It drives me nuts! Well...if it IS because he's a bit hard of hearing, it explains why he couldn't understand Renny's screeching. hee hee

Dan is the new Zach. He will make it far because everyone is so busy fighting and scheming against each other, they barely notice that he pledges his allegiance to anyone with a really big stupid key around their neck

"Renny tells us that she thinks of Jessie as her daughter"

BEST TYPO EVER!

I think they need to stop feeding libra again. Nobody on this show is crazy enough yet.