I love all three of you, great job recapping this horrible season lol.

Sheila's screaming at Adam made me hate her even more.
What a hag. She didn't do a single thing this whole season except fake cry, b****, moan,
and complain. The only HOH she won was handed to her.
And I honestly don't think Adam threw the last comp to Ryan. Why would he?
He knew Ryan could have taken Sheila instead and maybe win by doing that.

Also it's not like she didn't compete in two of the events. Which again she failed at.

All in all I'm glad Adam won. From reading recaps of the feeds, you could tell he wasn't all bad, just one dumb comment in the beginning.

Chelsia was so bitter it was funny, next stop for her is Playboy, or maybe just Hustler lol.

Ok, so I hadn't finished reading yet when I posted my above comments. You guys are too funny. Oh and I happened to be eating grapes while reading this...

I loved that the Chen told Sheila she was second lol. I was dying laughing, so mean but she deserves it.

James winning made sense just because it was a live vote and all the other jury members came off as tools on the show.

I never want to see Josh ever ever again. But you know he'll be back hosting some comp next season ugh.

Thanks for taking on such a lame season.

I got a huge chuckle out of the fact that Sheila couldn't even win the favorite juror prize. I wonder if she cried about losing at the wrap party.

It will be interesting to see what happens with Adam and his job/donation.

See you in July.

"James is the least odious person on the show" - What? James least odious? What about Sharon? Or Parker or Amanda? Granted, Amanda wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but what was there to hate about her? And yes, Parker is a paparazzo (sp?) so maybe that eliminates him from contention of least odious, but I maintain that Sharon is waaay less objectionable than Hobo Hank. The Hobo is such a poseur. Biking around the world on $100 - but I can take the time out of my busy touring schedule to try to win $500K.

Lamest.Season.Ever.

James being voted Fav Juror shows just how hideous the rest of these people are. And Sheila was second? LOLOLOL!! Always a day late and a bunch of dollars short huh She-Hag?
Moisturizer companies should send her a check because after watching her and her neck all winter I bet sales have SKYROCKETED!
Maybe she could get a job as the before picture of a plastic surgery ad.
Chelsia is such a bitter, angry skank bag. Can't wait to see her mug shot. You know one is coming.

All in all the best part about this season was you guys. Thanks for making this shitty mess into something laughable.
Love you guys!

Love your style. The recap was amazing.

Nothing more to say about this season except that I liked when Adam went off and Matt said something about, "Well, you get him or you don't get him." And well, I think he made a big mistake with his "retard" line, of course, but I don't think that bad intentions were there.

Anyway. Great fun with this recap. Excellent.

Recap Art.

I've been with BB since the very first season, and I have never been compelled to post any type of comment anywhere until now. The rock from which these people were scraped needs to be crushed in a quarry, and fast.
At the end of last night's finale, I and every other member of my family (including teenage son and numerous friends)bid a hearty good riddance to these scum of the Earth and hoped for a much better BB10 over the Summer. Please tell me BB9 was just a bad, cruel dream...

No mention of Jacob's AAAAwkWARD run up to wrap Moose in man-love? He knew him for like 5 minutes.

Loved the whole season of recaps. Thanks guys.

I’m so happy A Baller won! He’s the first person to win that I’ve been rooting for. Makes the finale a lot more fun to watch. All in all, I liked this season, especially after the Donatos completely ruined last season for me.

I think my Schoonie crush may be over after hearing him call Chelsia hot! What a hatred little shrew she is. And I can’t believe Jen really wore that plastic headband again. She wore it the night she got evicted too and it was equally fugly then. I really wish she and every other girl in America would give up on tube dresses because no one looks hot hiking up their dress every two seconds.

Great recap, guys! Can’t wait for BB10.

Hello, Big Black Woman here...

Great recaps guys! This show wouldn't have been tolerable without them. This is the only season I wasn't able to watch all of the episodes, so many nasty people. Even the Evel Dick era didn't disgust me as much as these slags.

Also, I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when Chelsia watched Hobo Hank at his real "job".

"i almost drownded."

and for that, this was the best season since all stars.

anyone know what kaysar is up to lately?

Ryan has much more restraint then I do. Imagine slogging your way through almost 3 months in that house, making deals and winning competitions, then having to explain your actions to and beg the loser jury for their votes. Ryan wasn't going to outmush Adam with his (alleged) charity donation, so just go with honesty. I lied and connived just as much as you guys, I just did it a little better.

I wanted to kick a hole in my TV when bitter, cunty Chelsia was grilling Ryan because he wanted to buy something for Jen if he won. What F'ing business is it of hers what he does with the money? It isn't like this is a charity and it's coming out of her pocket?

hugo, this is only the second season since allstars.