Previously on Big Brother, Moose laughed at God. To be fair, God laughed at Moose first.
We start where we left off: with Jen crying after being put on the block. She's not crying the same way she did the other day when she tossed Jacob and Sharon onto the chilly streets of Hollywood. That day all she shed were fake, dry cheeked Jordan Spanx faux tears. Now she's really crying. What'd you expect, dumbass? You made two of the most incredibly stupid moves I've seen in a long time. And that's saying something after recapping Season 8.
Amanda and Alex defensively explain to us that they did the only fair thing by nominating the love birds and their baggage for eviction. Agreed, so why are you so pissy about it? These two seem just perfect for each other. I present as evidence this pic of them both crossing their arms and making "OMG Becky. Her butt. Is so. BIG" expressions. They will probably get married and buy a house in the burbs and mimic each other for the rest of their lives. Don't ever let your dog poop on their lawn. You'll regret it when they come out of the house and stand in front of you with their arms crossed, these looks on their faces.
"OMG. That dog pooped on our laaawn!"
"That. Was so. UNFAIR!"
"Unfair!"
"Un. FAIR."
"You're hot."
"You are! Were you flirting with the mailman? Whore."
"Let's do it."
In the aftermath, Jen and Ryan make the smartest move possible given their situation. They cuddle in a corner kissing and crying tears of love and regret all over each other while everyone shakes their heads around them. Because every single person loves staring at two mostly attractive love bugs slobbering and whispering about God knows what in relationship code. Now your peers will totally like you again. Even though this mess is entirely Jen-made, Ryan apologizes profusely. And that, my friends, is a man you keep. No matter what, you're always right, baby. AW! Besides, he's kinda cute in a meaty Little People Big World face kind of a way.
Then Parker gets in his gangsta smooth bandanna, bare shirt and mysterious hoodie ensemble and gives us the ABC's of why this is all Jen's fault. All true, but we can't feel sorry for you, Parker. A. You're paparazzo, B. You just trumped her move with an even dumber move (by suggesting everyone should know the truth), and C. you're sportin' a gangsta smooth bandanna, bare shirt and mysterious hoodie ensemble.
Watch out, Pharoh. a drought's a comin'.
Jen goes to cry on her bed in the fetal position, allowing Brian time to apologize profusely to his other loudmouth girlfriend, Allison. She isn't worried, and she shouldn't be. Jen's made enough of an ass of herself to pretty much guarantee eviction unless she pulls a win in the veto competition, so there's no reason for Allison and Ryan to fight. He says that he will fight for himself and his partner and not Jen. "Please believe me! I won't betray you (unless Jen tells me to)."
Allison follows him out of the room, poking his shoulder and repeating "I believe you. I believe you, Ryan. Really. I believe you. I do. Can I believe you? I do!" This woman needs to put on some makeup and shut her mouth. She'll never find a man to get her out of her gambling debt screeching and nagging like that. Trust me. I know from experience.
Parker goes to sit and silently watch Jen cry. She poses thoughtfully and croaks "Everyone's out for themselves'. LOL. No shit, Sherlock. Amanda comes in to perkily ask "Do ya hate me?" Teeheehee. Jen agrees that Ryan has to go and swears to Amanda that if she is saved, she will have Amanda's back through the rest of the game. She doesn't, unfortunately, swear to stop looking so surprised that a camera's on her and shiftily gaze around for cue cards.
Woah! You surprised me! I was gonna tell you...Line!
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Comments (10)
So I realized the Veto comp had to of been before the huge blow-up in the house that everyone at this point knows about, since after the nomination ceremony Amanda gives Chelsia a hug. Hopefully they air it tonight, or once again it's CBS hiding the disgusting behavior of it's houseguests.
I'm actually starting to like Amanda, could just be I feel bad for her though. If it were me, after that fight and Alex being super stalker weird I'd be out of that house in a second.
Still wondering why James hasn't come out yet...
I think Allison and Alex should actually hook up. When you think about it they're made for each other lol. Freaking psychos.
1 of 10 | Posted by pixi-stix | Posted on February 20, 2008 8:57 AM
Pixi-stix: I was thinking the same thing about Allison and Alex. When he was telling Amanda not to hook up with anyone and then watched her when she went downstairs I was totally thinking he had turned into the male Allison.
I also think it's funny when Ryan was reassuring Allison that he wouldn't turn on her for Jen the first thing she said was something like, "Well, I'm going to need to hear that every day." Good strategy Allison! Guys love girls who are insecure and constantly need validation and reassurance.
These people are morons and have no game play whatsoever.
2 of 10 | Posted by SnackyCakes420 | Posted on February 20, 2008 9:17 AM
Did you notice how the TV relfection in Alex's glasses seemed to make little hearts? Sweet and creepy all at the same time.
Also, does BB have a history of hiding disgusting behavior in the past? It seems they have shown all the big blow-ups and hook-ups in the past because they like the ratings. I don't remember many big cover-ups.
3 of 10 | Posted by fozziebare13 | Posted on February 20, 2008 10:20 AM
fozzie-There were some racially offensive comments made by Amber and Dustin last season. And in other seasons there have been derrorgatory terms used by houseguests that also were never shown or discussed. It really does change your opinion about some people so I think CBS should be either showing it, bleeped of course, or something...just not hiding it. Let us see these people for what they really are.
Sorry if I'm ruining the 'image' of this show to anyone.
4 of 10 | Posted by pixi-stix | Posted on February 20, 2008 11:22 AM
Just to add one more thing. After Amber made the comments she did, forums lit up on the net about it. Apparently CBS caught word that it was being heavily discussed because they conviently canceled interviews with Amber when she was evicted, which was new, and wouldn't let anyone talk to her till after the finale.
5 of 10 | Posted by pixi-stix | Posted on February 20, 2008 11:26 AM
Flipit, you were right on one point...I'm seriously thinking that these people have no clue how to play the game. There were at least 6 mistakes which led to chain reactions in this episode alone (I'm not even going to point out the obvious unveilling of the Big brother Secret because that was just deplorable). #1, skewing your sexual orientation with another houseguest WHO IS NOT YOUR PARTNER is the most stupidest thing you could ever do for yourself and your partner. Why are they continuing with this charade? Isn't Jen and Ryan a great example of what happends when two people already know eachother.
#2, Spreading the fake relationship to further yourself in the game.
#3, Analysing a fake relationship by using decorum to justify this stupid relationship (cough cough James). He litterally used a hamster toy to justify that there are other hidden couples in this house.
#4, Spreading your hypothesis through a hamster-aquarium-decorum to justify the game.
#5, Naming one possible couple to justify the hypothesis of a hamster-aquarium-decorum and applying it to the game.
#6, Losing your temper (Parker) because of a decorum and a false hypothesis to justify the game when you are on the block!
I haven't seen so much bad game play since Season 8! What the hell!?
6 of 10 | Posted by sowhat1234 | Posted on February 20, 2008 2:36 PM
You know, my English teacher brought up an interesting quote from Men In Black:
"A person is smart. People are stupid."
But what were you expecting? This season is boring. This should have stayed to their summer tradition, and thanks to the now defunct WGA strike, we just have a half-assed Big Brother.
7 of 10 | Posted by nerrawllehctim | Posted on February 20, 2008 8:49 PM
"molly, you in danger, girl"
i literally Lol'd!!! my God thats soome funny shit, how do u come up with this????
oh yea these r some morons!!Jen shoulda never told the secret in the first place, last season Eric hid that he was America's player all season...in order to play this game OF COURSE u gotta be dishonest --just ask Dick and Dicklet!
8 of 10 | Posted by ladyy2001 | Posted on February 21, 2008 7:05 AM
cover ups of huge blow-ups?
try the one between jen and dick where she started eating even though she was on slop. that wasn't a cover up i guess because they showed some of it, but it was seriously edited. they didn't show him calling jen the "c"-word and i bet they won't show joshua doing it either.
9 of 10 | Posted by wormfood33 | Posted on February 22, 2008 12:31 PM
me thinks I'ms a gonna go to You Tube after this! and you got me, I used to believe in love, but now . . . . "sniff" Even not watching I'm hoping Ryan will live, and gee, guess I'm sorry I missed the pillow move before the 15 seconds of standing bang! this is soooo dirty, I can't believe everyone is bored and hating it, it's like I flew over the house and dumped a tool chest in the yard . . .
10 of 10 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on February 26, 2008 12:21 PM