Headline: "Houseguest arrested by the fashion police." It's between Rerun and Memphis. That's a tough one, but Rerun stops his idiocy with the hats. And sure enough, Memphis it is, and he didn't guess it. He is shocked that he got it wrong. I love this game. Keesha and Jerry were the only ones to get it right.
Jerry's ahead with 5! Headline: "Houseguest beats Jessie in arm wrestling competition." It's between Dan and Keesha. She gets it right and that leaves her and Jerry tied for a lighting round. Oh man, I'm actually kinda nervous. The question is how many times did April and Rerun have sex without a condom? Jerry guesses 100 and so does Keesha!! The answer was two hundred and eighteen. Dang. No wonder she thought she was pregnant. They are still tied so they get another question. If you add up all the seconds it took for Jerry's lectures based on Moses and old cows, how many seconds would there be? Jerry answers 320 and Keesha answers infinity. Keesha wins!!! YES! I was worried it was gonna be Jerry, which would most likely mean Rerun would be safe. I cannot respect someone who throws candy against the wall with DISRESPECT.
Keesha is forced to nominate immediately, and she puts Jerry and Rerun up, but with tears and huge boobs, which eases the pain somewhat. And Rerun, you might want to try some positive visualization. I don't believe in that crap either, but you would look way less like a stupid little brat whose mom refused to get him new Paddington Bear hat.
It's because I'm prettier than her.
The veto comp is to find two veto medallions in a haystack first. Dan finds the first one, and Renny is the second. Unfortunately, Keesha and Memphis are right after her and they run faster to their buzzers. No matter, because Dan finds the second veto and wins. The audience goes nuts, and Rerun starts screaming "I HAVE THE POWER OF VETO! I DO!" and calling people My Little Ponies. Inside the house, Dan is given a few moments to strategize. Where did Keesha's tooth go? Don't strike the haystack set! Girl's missin a tooth!
This needs to go on the Employee of the Month Wall at Hooters.
Rerun goes to the other room and sulks/prays. I don't know if it's because he's about to go home or if he was even in contention for the worst dressed award. Jerry gets to give his speech first. He talks about pot holes and reminds everyone that he is very old and frail. Rerun has hay in his mouth and suggests Dan play another game that doesn't make any sense to decide who gets off the block. Dan declines the offer and keeps the nominations the same. Dan votes to evict Rerun and so do Renny and Memphis. Memphis, however, does it with a popped collar, like he's blacking out the fashion police thing.
That's much better.
Before ChenChen is done with her announcement, Rerun gets up and walks straight out the door throwing a half assed good luck over his shoulder. He comes out to the stage with attitude and sits down without even taking off his hat. How rude! In the house, Jerry assures everyone that he has no sour grapes and is proud of them and please don't get rid of me pleaseeeeeeee. Dan says he wants to talk to Jerry on a personal level. I actually just slapped my knee for reals. I'm sure that's gonna happen real soon. Memphis tells him it's no longer about alliances, it's about winning competitions, and Jerry says that he could have won and everything would be different. Uh, good point there, thinker.
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Comments (23)
I was thinking you were going to go with Cocoon, but then: Awakenings poster = genius. That is all.
1 of 23 | Posted by schoonie | Posted on August 29, 2008 12:43 AM
April and Ollie are going to have one batshit crazy child. Should we just call child protective services now?
I loved how Keesha laughed at Ollie's rant in the backyard - "Uhh, I'm supposed to be mad that you got played instead of you putting me on the block?"
I'd bang Keesha's hot little wing slinging body until exhaustion set in (or my wife walked in), but that missing tooth took me back a bit. Who am I kidding? I'd still bang her.
2 of 23 | Posted by Dirty Sanchez | Posted on August 29, 2008 5:55 AM
That was one of the funniest recaps of the season, I can't stop laughing! :)
3 of 23 | Posted by loiseau_chante | Posted on August 29, 2008 6:08 AM
I was watching Memphis pretty closely and I believe he purposely threw the veto competition. He does not want to get his hands dirty and he's leaving the work for everyone else.
4 of 23 | Posted by wornsey | Posted on August 29, 2008 6:55 AM
It was a pretty fun hour, but the one thing we talked about most was how completely unattractive that audience was last night. Did anyone catch that? We kept pausing it to look for someone, anyone doable, but it was all in vain.
My apologies if any of you were in the audience.
5 of 23 | Posted by lickitysplit | Posted on August 29, 2008 6:57 AM
These recaps are usually pretty freaking hilarious. But when I got to the part with that Cabbage Patch Kid with Memphis' hair on it, I completely lost my sh*t. When he said it on last night's show, and then Memphis said, all defensively "What did he just call me?" I just couldn't stop laughing. Besides the fact that I never though Memphis has red hair...but CPK? As an insult? Huh? The picture is classic! Thank you!!
6 of 23 | Posted by shmoopy32 | Posted on August 29, 2008 7:06 AM
I may be wrong here....but during the Veto competition, it appeared to me that Dan did not put the Veto symbol on the peg. Thats why his buzzer did not go off. It looked like he simply hit the buzzer a couple of times, and threw the Veto symbol accross the yard. Anyone else notice that? I think Chne blew it (again!) by prematurly announcing Dan as the winner.
Im glad he won...but I wonder if anyone else caught that?
7 of 23 | Posted by switz | Posted on August 29, 2008 7:14 AM
Switz - I did notice that. He didn't put it on the post and he just kept hitting the buzzer. I thought Memphis was going to end up winning (but I also think he threw that on purpose). But whatever...Ollie is gone and that is all I care about!
8 of 23 | Posted by shmoopy32 | Posted on August 29, 2008 7:22 AM
was Dan supposed to put the 2nd symbol on the peg? Well, either way, there's no way Ollie or Jerry would have won.
About Keesha's tooth, I remember one time when April was trash-talking Keesha and saying how Keesha was jealous of her, she mentioned her missing tooth. I think Jerry did, too, recently, while making fun of her.
I think it's eery how much Keesha is similar to Daniele (but I think Keesha's prettier). And doesn't Keesha have fake boobs? I could be wrong, but I thought that was one of the reasons April was so set on proving hers were real...
Great recap, as usual. And I loved that episode. It worked out perfectly. At this point, I wouldn't mind if Memphis left. I'm rooting for a Dan/Renny F2 but I don't see that happening...no one wants to sit next to Renny in F2- she's too well-liked.
I loved Ollie's exit, I can't wait for him to see how stupid he looked half the time. And LOL @ Michelle being told by Julie that Dan wasn't a plant. That wasn't a lie at all- he wasn't a plant. He was AP for just one week...but not planted by production like Mich and Ollie thought.
9 of 23 | Posted by serjen | Posted on August 29, 2008 8:04 AM
Am I the only one who heard Keesha say "It's hard because it's so fast"? I have to figure it's not the first time she's said that.
And I loved when the bot invited everyone to the "meto Veeting"...
10 of 23 | Posted by zengolfguy | Posted on August 29, 2008 8:05 AM
Yes, Keisha's boobs were big last night. Even I noticed them. Doesn't her missing tooth make her MORE ATTRACTIVE? She's got a Hillbilly thing going on now. Isn't that irresistible to straight men?
I was going to suggest that you gay up your recaps but you did put in a picture of Liza. It doesn't get any gayer than that.
Hope the pizza was good. The elephant convention is next week so put the pizza place on speed dial. (Oh, wait. It's already on speed dial, isn't it?)
Good Recap.
11 of 23 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on August 29, 2008 8:08 AM
Yeah, I've noticed Keesha's missing tooth for awhile, and if you're wondering: yes, it does make her hotter.
12 of 23 | Posted by schoonie | Posted on August 29, 2008 9:23 AM
I was blindsided by keesha's missing tooth last night. i don't know how i've missed that.
I think jerry might have been confused on the 2nd tie-breaker question. Wasn't it # of seconds it took for the winner of each heat of the POV combined? He put 320 which would have been a little over 5 minutes. He is usually better at those kind of questions. HOOONK!
Also, when the audience laughed when he and Keesha both wrote 100 for the first tiebreaker, I'm surprised he didn't let out a "SCREW YOU PEOPLE!!"
I thought Ollie said "Eye for an eye and a too for a too" but toof is funnier. CBS really edited down his breakdown with Memphis after the POV ceremony.
13 of 23 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on August 29, 2008 9:48 AM
Go back and look at all the live shows. Keesha has a special push-up bra that she trots out for evictions. It's doing very good work.
14 of 23 | Posted by echo27 | Posted on August 29, 2008 10:46 AM
Hmm, Flip, seems politics brings out the vim and vigor in you!!!! Awesome recap, just filled with spunk!!!
CAn't believe what a total idiot Ollie is, I feel the urge to paste in succession all the scenes where he and Pan face swore they were going to wreak havoc and all hell was going to break loose . . . . um, perhaps if he was referring to the candy dish . . .
All I can say is: ha ha!
Love you Flip!!!!
Go Renny!!!!!
15 of 23 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on August 29, 2008 10:55 AM
[and Rerun starts screaming "I HAVE THE POWER OF VETO! I DO!" and calling people My Little Ponies.]
OMG - I was laughing so hard! Flipit - you are my favorite.
16 of 23 | Posted by pollyanna_di | Posted on August 29, 2008 1:41 PM
Without a doubt Dan's keeping Jerry around for the final two. They all are--he's such an ass, there's just no way he could win this.
Love the way he immediately sucks up to whoever's in power. Guess that's a military thing too.
I think it's hilarious that the moment April's out of the game, and Ollie finally has the play the game a bit, he completely fucks it all up. What a complete dork. I really hope she is pregnant. Then he can embarrass himself in front of millions driving her to the abortion doctor.
The biggest disappointment with the season has been the very little bikini time we've been given. Especially of Keesha.
She's been on the back burner edit-wise lately. I still think she might win. She's not stupid, and not as reckless as Dan.
17 of 23 | Posted by itchy | Posted on August 29, 2008 2:40 PM
Ha, you said "filled with spunk".
18 of 23 | Posted by schoonie | Posted on August 29, 2008 3:06 PM
Ha, you said "filled with spunk".
And it wasn't even referring to April!
I'm kinda pissed that there has been no Keesha in a bikini time this season. Yippee, we got hours and hours of Wahhhmber but no Keesha? My civil rights have been violated.
19 of 23 | Posted by Dirty Sanchez | Posted on August 30, 2008 5:31 AM
Switz - I'm almost positive (I watched it twice), that Chenbot said they had to get back with the Veto, not actually put it on the peg, to hit the buzzer and win.
I think the peg was just to hold the first one, so those of us watching from home could tell at a glance who had already found a Veto and who had not.
20 of 23 | Posted by lonebutterfly | Posted on August 30, 2008 10:40 AM
Two things from that episode:
1. When Chen told Michelle that Dan wasn't a plant I was confused. I didn't think things like that were supposed to be told to the jury members, as they are to go to the jury house and make their decisions based on what their perceptions in the game were. But I guess if they all didn't vote for Dan in the end because they thought it was true, then Dan could go after CBS for inventing the whole America's Player thing and putting doubt every season into people's heads.....maybe I answered my own question lol.
2. I can't believe Rerun didn't say goodbye to Jerry. What a fucking child. And more of a reason for me to be happy he is gone. I'm not fond of Jerry, but they were in an alliance of sorts together, so why not at least hug him?
21 of 23 | Posted by pixi-stix | Posted on August 31, 2008 9:01 AM
I noticed they never told Ollie that Dan's not a plant. They must've realized they screwed up.
Dan can only win against Jerry at his point. He's lost the votes of Michelle, Ollie, Jerry, and possibly April (Ollie will brainwash her not to vote for Dan, unless he's up against Keesha, but Renny would vote Keesha over Dan) Let's hope it gets ugly in the house, otherwise Dan doesn't have a prayer. no pun intended...
I lol'd at your comment DP about the tie.
22 of 23 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on August 31, 2008 2:09 PM
Flipit, you need to go back and read this week of Feedcaps. Look for the fight after the POV Ceremony and find the links I posted to the Ollie meltdown. Along with the scenes you saw they are a few more. One where Ollie invites Memphis Nashville Knoxville to suck his **** about 5 times.
I didn't know cabbage patch dolls did that but maybe Ollie's mom got his at a different store than mine.
23 of 23 | Posted by giffordsaz | Posted on September 2, 2008 2:50 PM