Big Brother: Tis The Season of Disrespect

On this glorious Sunday's Big Brother, there's a lot of yelling and screaming and really, really poor English.

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Michelle is furious after her pretend boyfriend gets the boot, and tells us that she's so enraged she's seeing red. So are we honey, and it just inspired me to do ten pushups.

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I only got to four, but I appreciate the push.

She wishes that she could go back in time to bag a real boyfriend before the mustache started growing to not put so much wax on the paper before she unevenly obliterated her eyebrows to blow a sedative dart in her giant beefy milky white prince and have Dan read off some vows while she still had the chance of not spending the rest of her life alone with four cats, three dogs, six birds, two gerbils, assorted cockroaches and a turtle.

Keesha is very proud of herself for getting Jessie out. When she's evicted, she'll see that America's vote was the final nail in Jessie's coffin, but until then, it's cute to see her feeling like all those nights of slinging hot wings and pints in a water bra and short shorts were only the prologue to her ultimate destiny of screeching and cursing until she bends everyone in the world to her will. POWER! BWAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA! Sorry forgot your side of fries brb.

April is disgusted by Jessie's eviction because everyone promised to do what she said. "I threw up a little bit in my mouth!" And Rerun still hit it. The house is completely silent for a long time, except for the sound of Michelle's cheap shoes stomping all over the place. Jessie's picture turns to black and white and Libra stands there and watches it, openly laughing her ass off. In the diary room, she composes a beat poem, entitled "My Nostrils Are Giant When I'm Happy":

Put me in a White Bright commercial, honey
Cuz I was ready to see him hit. The. Road.
Peace out.
Deuce.
Shake em while you bake em.
Don't let the door hit ya.

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Somewhere in LA, Russell Simmons turned the channel in disgust.

Jerry can't even focus on Libra because he is busy staring down Dan. He tells us that Dan has disrespected him and hidden behind his cross, which is way worse than hiding behind a uniform, apparently. Jerry doesn't respect him because what he did was disrespectful and he won't be disrespected without respect. Jesus, with that word. I think someone should just start saying something random like "zipper" a lot to see if it catches on.

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There's no age limit on Big Brother, but there should be one on sleeveless tees.

Michelle stomps up to April and whisper yells that Dan can go to hell. He could, but we all know he won't because he has a giant crucifix on at all times and Satan totally hates those. April can't believe the girls turned on her "after I saved their asses last week!" That was so sweet of April to only nominate two people instead of the entire house, wasn't it? I mean, not to put two members of her own alliance on the block really took a lot of good will.

Goal Weight Rerun, after finally figuring how to decode that tough three finger math he was working on at the end of the last episode, has realized what went wrong. He tells April that "just so you know, they flipped it! They flipped that one!" Good call, Goal Weight! I look forward to more HGs getting the boot so Rerun has some more screen time. He really comes up with some gems. April is ready to passive aggressively kick some ass, and she's not gonna let him hold her back. She says the line's been drawn so she doesn't care what comes out of Michelle's mouth in the next few minutes, she's gonna be right there in the front row nodding her head and staring at the floor in defiance of her betrayers. Libra doesn't seem to know that a storm's even a brewin'. She is in the kitchen whispering to Memphis "we got you! We need you!" Like he's the new city council man she helped get elected and now she's expecting him to make good on his campaign promise of banning those darn metallic balloons that float into power grids and cause blackouts. He just shrugs and looks all pasty in response.

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Comments (21)

DP Hooker:

I don't get the feeds, but when did Jerry become Colonel Dickbag? And when did Dan become a vampire that needed to be warded off by making the cross? I was really hoping that Dan removed his cross prior to eviction just to mock Jerry but I think he was actually serious.

Jerry hit almost Jessie levels of self-importance the way he conveniently forgot how he casually removed all his military apparel and/or jorts prior to turning on Brian the first week.

The fight at the beginning was a tasty reminder of how awful that fight was last Tuesday.

Really funny recap!

User Name:

How does Jerry not realize that what Dan did to Jessie is exactally like what he did the first week to Brian? And HOW is April getting off so easy? She IS the one who put up Jessie and told Jerry not to use the veto. This house is crazy. They all just start yelling at nothing even Jerry who really irritated me this episode. I think Keesha will lose it this week, I don't think she can handle being on the block. But I'll say it again... how on earth is April off the hook so easy. Even when Renny was trying to explain Aprils guilt to Michelle it was just going right over her head. DUH!

sowhat1234:

I have appologized to my tv screen and every mega pixel on my computer for having to display Michelle's ugly face.

For every computer screen out there, let me be the first to say...we are trully sorry!

The mere fact that April is getting away with everything is painfully annoying. Memphis and Renny had a point, Jessie wouldn't be gone if it wasn't for April. But since she kissed Michelle's ass first...she's gone.

And since when is this game about friendship? Isn't everyone there playing for themselves? Whats with all this Jessie talk? Did Michelle really think she had a chance?

hoxharding:

Jerry reminds me of this old dog that used to live at a house near mine.
Old Dog would stand around and go 'Woof,Woof' in a slow,raspy voice.
One day she found a dead squirrel in the road(it had been run over by a car)
She picked it up and carried it so she could show her owners what a great hunter she was.
Jerry is an idiot who is offensive and thinks he is great stuff when he has done
nothing.(except watch April and Ollie go at it)

foxbasealpha:

The BB10 houseguests don't seem to spend much time in the hot tub unlike previous seasons. Wonder why that is? Could it be that something is still lurking in water from Big Brother 9: Til VD Do You Part?

Dirty Sanchez:

Big Brother is not a show for high definition TV. Between April's aging, washed out face, Michelle's stache, Libra's tunnel-like nostrils, and Keesha's zit from last week, my poor TV is getting a work out.

You know who is looking radiant? My sassy little Renny! That woman can rock a pink boa.

nerrawllehctim:

Dude, when Boogie exposed his freaking armpits, I knew it would be a screencap.

suckitbitches:

This episode was sooo great. Everything from the freaky fighting to Dan's smart playing (how'd that happen?).

The food competition was the best. Everything about that was hysterical - Renny's jig & desire to see Cheech & Chong, Michelle strange screeching noises (seriously, what was that?), Boogie's sweaty armpits, Detective Ollie's "they flipped" manaical chortling, Jerry's incredible perversion for Janelle, and really where were his dentures?

Great episode, great recap!

Jasonr:

Yay for idiocy that is fun and entertaining as opposed to boring and/or sad (BB8 & 9). I am loving this season. Make fun of Dan all you want, but damn if the guy's strategy is not totally working for him. Michelle totally bought his pathetic act that she didn't even think he was worth wasting a nomination on.

P.S. - Jerry, I'll give you respect for serving your country 55 years ago, but now you're a completely hypocritical douchebag. Left his terminally ill wife to be on BB, where he floats along, completely oblivious to the fact that he will be the first one cut loose by his alliance. If he weren't so stupid and blinded by his irrational hatred of Memphis, he'd be better off jumping over to the other side.

BTW, I'm not a feed watcher . . . did Jerry really watch April and Ollie doing it? Ew!

trink621:

I absolutely loved Keesha's remark about sending Jessie back to his "real" girlfriend.

The crooked grin that Dan gives America each time he plays the houseguests makes me laugh. I like how he bonds with us. : )

I really like Renny and would like to see her win...well, at this point, but you all know how that can change..., but she seems to turn some of the houseguests' non-threatening remarks into huge attacks and then screams at them. What's up with that? (Renny, Renny, settle down, girl...take your meds. And I mean that lovingly.)

juddfan:

Trink, I think they poured out all Renny's Meds on the wine challenge!!! Would love to see her win, and if she's careful, the next few weeks should be bitchfests between Keesha and April and all in a line, so she might just make top group by not being a bitch!!! She clearly hates April!!!

Libra always seems to see what's going on, but it may be hard for her to squeak by this week.

Thanks for the Hysterical Recap, Flip, and I loved the letter from her brother, who looked doable to me!

Of all the douches to bring back, had to be sweaty armpits and rocker wig jase--ewwww!!! Glad I watched the Olympics!

Dirty Sanchez:

P.S. Am I the only guy on Earth that doesn't think that Janelle is all that? Doable, of course. But nothing to get all worked up about.

hoxharding:

Jerry was in the bed next to Ollie and April and was awake at least one time when they were having sex.
He said "You two are something else!"

Usually, I would get grossed out about this. I then thought about it.
Those two had sex in front of a crew. There are about 200 people in that crew.
The very crew who are
broadcasting them to at least a few thousand people live.
So, it really wasn't just Jerry watching.(ok,still grossed out)

CGARGOYLE3:

First off, great coverage as always. When friends call or approach me bout the details of a previous show, 9 times outta 10, I refer them to your site or just print up the recap. Often the recap is actually better than the show itself. Thank you for that. Now two points of concern on my part. Boogies sweat marks just grossed me out! (Actually, if I remember correctly, he always pretty much grossed me out.) And Chicken George was from season one? Can this be true? My brain is rejecting that data. Ive seen every episode and I cant seem to remember when he was around. The sign in front of him though on the food competition stated it as fact. I should probably call my doc and schedule a CT scan. That pesky tumor must be at it again.

ReeseWitherspoon:

I used to really like Jerry. Now, I just think he's an annoying, loud, old coot. Why was he acting like a maniac?

Enough with the Libra bashing for not taking the letter from her kids. Get over it, Michelle.

And just when I thought I couldn't hate Jase, Boogie, and Chicken George more...The 3 of them make my skin crawl. When did Book get his genital warts taken off on tv? That's just nasty.

trink621:

ReeseWitherspoon, It was Dr. Will Kirby himself who removed Boogies genital warts on an episode of Dr. 90210. BFFs. : )

shan:

Jerry= Clem from Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Dead Ringer!!

ReeseWitherspoon:

Ew! Ew! Ew! He actually went on national television to get genital warts removed? Yuck. How nasty and how desperate for people to notice him is he? Seriously. That thing has issues. I am so grossed out right now.

cattyfan:

CGARGOYLE3...Chicken George from Rockford, IL, was in Season 1 and in the All-stars (for which they have a loose definition.)

Mike Boogie looks like he's been drinking. A lot. Whatever happened to his showmance/finacee?

trink621:

Speaking of Mike Boogie/"showmance"...evidently he and Dr. Will were trying to copyright the term "showmance" claiming they made it up and wanting to be compensated every time it's used. Sheesh.

He certainly looked puffy Sunday night. Maybe Will went crazy with the botox.

itchy:

"It kind of reminds me of that show Orangutan Island on Animal Planet, where the apes screech and throw shit at each other and knock each other out of trees."

This one had me laughing right out loud.

I'm hoping Michelle's planning on backdooring April. Although obviously she's too stupid to try it.

Jerry....just gets sadder every week. If that's an example of our military, no wonder we keep losing wars.

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