Great recap as always.

Love how Laura blames all of her problems in life on the fact that she has "big boobs".

As for Jeff, I think that he is playing a good game. If his clique has HOH, he cannot get evicted, so who cares if he doesn't get along with any of them. If his clique is not HOH, there are three people ahead of him that will be shown the door.

I thought Russell Roid Rage was going to pop a vein in his neck during that little spat in the backyard.

Thank you for the picture of RUSSELL the VETO HOLDER. His smiling face is now on my desktop. You know, he's wearing a UC Davis sweatshirt. Could he have gone to UC Davis? Could Russell be a "man of letters?"

RE: the following

"Ronnie: game master. He runs straight to Jordan and Jeff and tattle tales, which of course means they all tell Braden. That takes about two seconds to come back and bite Ronnie in his pasty ass. Russell sees him talking to Braden, then he sees Braden sulking. He immediately confronts Ronnie, who's like "wha? Huh? What happened? Someone told? Told what? To who? Huh? Wadn't me!" Gulp. Shifty eyes. Lip lick. Russell threateningly says he's gonna find out who squealed and goes to eat a salad. Ronnie follows him, sits at the table across from him in silence and tries not to pee himself while RDick silently eats and glares at him."

This and the two photos that accompanied it were really funny, Mister.

I'm taking bets that Russell will be thrown out by the producers before this season ends. It's just a matter of time time before his steroids get the better of him and he throws a punch.

So far, I like Jeff...and that's about it. The rest of these people are just sad.

I was half convinced that when they needed to spell a long word, someone was going to try to spell motherf***er.
The sad thing is Jeff was only a letter away from winning the veto competition. If he took out the R and spelled tectonics, he would have had it in the bag.

Way to nail that Shekaygo accent Flipit. Have to agree, Chia's gone. Now she can get back to her nice soft bed and warm shower.

How in the hell could Lydia have sexy times with Jesse or Russell when their muscles are so difficult to find?

Ok the Russell spell fart comment reminds me of my favorite tongue twister-say 3 times fast...
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows they both felt smart. Three smart fellows they all felt smart.
BTW Jessie commented that something was "mindbottling" when he was corrected to mind boggling he said "no I saw it in a movie".
Also Rdick told Jessie "I had a dream that I win HOH" and Jessie said "Good you had an epiphany that's even better." UGH!
Thanks for the laughs flipit.

Once the short-brim cap made it's hideous appearance again, I knew RDick was our new Danny (from RW Austin) and now I'm hoping that somebody punches him and crushes HIS eye-socket, too.

You wanna know what's REALLY sad? If Jeff had removed the letter "R" from his word, he'd have had "TECTONICS" which IS a real word. I couldn't believe how numbnutted the girls were with their "Oh, I'll think of a preconceived word and then force myself to HAVE to get letters for it NO MATTER WHAT." Scrabble champions all.

And isn't "persuasive speaking" another way of saying "debate team"? Ronnie's awesome(ly stupid).

Great recap, love you, Flipit!

love, J-Mo :)

P.S. I had to love Jugs' bullshit statement "It's not MY fault I have big bewbs!" I had to love DJ even more for making the edzact same face I did when she said it. :)

How can you be a Brain, or even a human being, without knowing how to play Scrabble? Why were they all choosing words first, and then trying to find the tiles later? "Gee, I really wanted to spell antidisestabishmentarianism, but I was only able to find the tiles r,i,d,i,c,u,l,o,u,s, so I guess I lose."

And poor Ronnie: "I was a national persuasive speaker champion." Honey, those judges only listened to you because they were trying to supplement their paltry teacher salary by hauling their asses into your sad competition on a Saturday morning, wishing instead that they had the formula for meth like that "Breaking Bad" dude. They really, really didn't want to listen to you, or believe a thing you were saying anymore than your housemates will.

Oh my god, I was writing about the same two topics as the same time as my idol J-Mo!! :) This is a big thrill!!

lagitha, LOL, a much bigger thrill is the fact that your Scrabble analogy was way funnier... and I did the same thing with abaumga2 regarding the "tectonics" word, I guess twisty minds think alike!

love, J-Mo :)

I agree, cattyfan. Russell will, at some point, lose it and crack someone over the head. He was out of control! I'm wondering why he didn't try to convince Jesse to put Ronnie up on the block, though.

I'll be sad if Braden goes...his goofiness is needed in that house.

Flipit...love you how you write Jeff's Chicago accent! Well done! I'm from Chicago so I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out! Gosh, I hope I don't sound like that! : ) Oh...and "Chia"...Great name!

If you watch the live feeds, Jeff is getting a VERY kind edit. He loves to toss out homophobic and racist comments. He's far from being a big lug charmer

Bosman is right. Jeff seems to be the biggest jerk in the house and for some reason he gets a nice edit. Live feeds show him as a jerk who whines and is homophic.
He's also annoying and dumb as a box of rocks. Not cute at all anymore, which is I'm sure why they edit as such.

Oh reeeeally? Well, then, in that case, fuck him, he should have gone for a simpler word he could actually spell, like "DICK" (except that prolly wound have come out "D.I.K.")

And you know what they say about men who whine all the time about gays... "The squeaky wheel wants to get greased!" (Sandra Bernhard as "Nancy" on Roseanne)

love, J-Mo :)

MisterDud and Bosman are right. After what I saw on other websites all I can say is, "Jeff and Braden can both kiss my ass."

Naw, it's Braden who's the racist, that's why he was put up. Dunno why that was edited out.

I was torn between lust and repulsion for the tattoed lady, but then she had to let loose with the 'baby jesus' schtick and sealed her fate.

It's at the point where Jesse (no-nickname) seems almost normal compared to this collection of rejects.

I feel very voyeuristic reading these caps and comments--love ya all, and thanks for giving me the bennies without having to pay . . . You all rock!!!!

So, love muscle did some exhibitionistic behavior that I saw posted elsewhere (speaking of voyeurism) and I'll say it wasn't tiny. I also don't know how many of you are familiar with the "Gong Show' coz I'm old ass 46, but the close ups of Love Muscle, esp with the hat on, he is the spitting image of Chuck Barris--google if you don't believe me, and phwew, it's been plaguing me all morning while I've been slowly digesting these caps . . .

And all you scrabble buffs, couldn't have said it better myself, and glad I didn't have to spell check any examples!!!
; )

Juddfan, you're right.. THAT's who Russell looks like --> Chuck Barris! (maybe Russell's also a secret CIA agent!)

Ha! Judd, excellent call! All he needs is a curly hair wig....

You just know the producers are going to read this and get the idea to dress him up for one of the competitions!

Come on producers. You forced jessie on us. You can give us this at least.

Ronnie reminds me of Thomas Beattie aka the pregnant man. He is very persuasive at being a douchebag. I have to agree with the earlier posts in that Jesse isn't looking as bad compared to the rest of the house guests.

Okay, final pic at the bottom of page 3...doesn't Chia's face look like a creepy glass doll or something?

OOOH! It just came to me...it looks like the dummies from that movie "Dead Silence"! Creepy!