
Previously, on Big Brother: Daniele won HoH and nominated Amber and Jameka. What will happen tonight? I'm going to go on and speculate that the main thing will be crying.
We color in after nominations, and Jameka is telling us that she doesn't buy that Dani nominated her and Amber because they were too nice to be standing against at the end. Amber tells us that Daniele lit her fire, and she's "busting out of a cape, like rowwwwwwr, this is me!" If I had to guess, I'd say Amber probably put the thing on backwards. Also, 'busting out of a cape'? An adept analogy!

Daniele asks Jameka, who is laying on the couch outside the HoH room, if she needs to talk about nominations. Then, Daniele tells us that she thinks Jameka took the nominations pretty hard, but that Daniele is here to play a game so "that's all there is to that", like she's some sort of badass all of a sudden. I don't get it. It's not like after Jameka got nominated, she cried all over the house, then holed herself up in one room and whined about how she hates everyone and misses Nick and wants to go home, DANIELE.
Jen tells Jessica in the hammock about how dumb they were for voting out Dustin when they should have gotten rid of Dick. They've already let both of them sneak through nominations twice, and Jen (whose skin looks sort of bad here) doesn't understand how they can keep a strong pair like that around. I'd agree, but then the alliance of five would have remained strong, so it's sort of a Sophie's Choice. Then Jen tells us that she feels like Dick and Daniele always try to backdoor somebody and the two people that get put up at first are never the targets. Then Jen gets up from the hammock, walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror with her bare fist.
Jess and Eric lay in bed and flirt with each other about Muay Thai boxing and wrestling moves (I can't tell you how many times I've met a chick at a bar and then she's been like, "Can you teach me to throw a haymaker?") when Zack busts in and interrupts them. He turn the thermostat down, and then tells us that he thinks that Eric doesn't have any game (um...from what we've seen so far, he's not exactly A.C. Slater himself) and that he enjoys busting up Eric's shenanigans when he can. Then he jumps into bed with Jess and Eric, but it's in like a joking way, which is totally something my friends would do just to screw with me. And which I would do to them.

They try to make it out like Eric is all uncomfortable all of a sudden, but I sort of don't buy it. The words "Eric" and "uncomfortable" are sort of ubiquitous at this point, so it's not really an abrupt thing. He's tense and high energy and awkward all the time, I'm pretty sure. Basically, he's the Kramer of Big Brother.
In the hammock out back, Amber and Jameka discuss how they're pretty much done with Jessica and Eric. Amber is particularly done with Jessica, whom she calls a "sneaky, selfish, twenty-one year old bitch". Again, I would like to repeat: the concept of "selfish" does not apply when EVERYONE IS TRYING TO WIN MONEY FOR THEMSELVES. Amber tells Jameka that she's a pawn and the target is Amber, because Jameka can't compete in the HoH comps and Amber is, of course, universally loved by all the Houseguests, the viewing audience, and various species of water buffalo. Who says that about themselves?
Amber tells Jameka that she had "vision" and that Amber is going to win POV and they'll both be safe. You guys, I seriously hate this. She is so self-centered, possibly more than any reality TV contestant I have ever seen. Definitely worse than Dreamz, or Charla, or any of those guys. I seriously cannot think of one person on any season of Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, Real World, Road Rules, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Project Runway, Trading Spouses, Celebrity Fit Club, Joe Millionaire, Average Joe, For Love or Money, Looking For Love: Bachelorettes in Alaska, Bands on the Run, The Apprentice: Martha Stewart, Are You Hot?, or Britney and Kevin: Chaotic that I find more indulgent, egotistical and hypocritical than her. Except maybe Daniele.
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Comments (31)
I'm guessing that Amber discovered that she could receive "visions" from God when she became a Crystal Methodist.
1 of 31 | Posted by Foxbase Alpha
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Posted on August 22, 2007 5:51 PM
I hate the fact that Daniele took Amber off the block. I really wanted to see her go. I can't even stand to look at her anymore. Her inner ugliness is shining through and if she touches that damn necklace one more time, I'm gonna scream.
I don't know if it was on this message board or a different one but someone brought up the theory that Eric's ball isn't in the POV bag. If he did get picked and won the POV, America wouldn't have time to tell him what to do with it before the episode was over.
2 of 31 | Posted by Deena
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Posted on August 22, 2007 5:56 PM
I hate the fact that Daniele took Amber off the block. I really wanted to see her go. I can't even stand to look at her anymore. Her inner ugliness is shining through and if she touches that damn necklace one more time, I'm gonna scream.
I don't know if it was on this message board or a different one but someone brought up the theory that Eric's ball isn't in the POV bag. If he did get picked and won the POV, America wouldn't have time to tell him what to do with it before the episode was over.
3 of 31 | Posted by Deena
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Posted on August 22, 2007 6:01 PM
Dick telling Eric in the backyard that he "really wanted to backdoor Jen" made me feel disgusting.
Also, I laughed so hard when BB told Amber and Daniele that their prize was "....a trip to New York City!!" I was like OH NO Amber, but that's where all the jews are!!
I think it might be a clean sweep to evict Jen too. How are Dick and Daniele going to get evicted???
4 of 31 | Posted by DP Hooker
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Posted on August 22, 2007 6:31 PM
If I take nothing else away from this season Ill be able to take away that amber is a Crystal Methodist.
thats a 10!
5 of 31 | Posted by Madeyoulaugh
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Posted on August 22, 2007 6:37 PM
I have to say that America screwed up this week. How much better would it have been for Eric to give a stuffed dog to Zach? Or Dick? People...vote wisely. That would have been a moment worth watching over and over again.
6 of 31 | Posted by IHeartDani
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Posted on August 22, 2007 7:13 PM
Does anyone know when the power of 10 that they will be on airs?
7 of 31 | Posted by johnrambo
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Posted on August 22, 2007 7:52 PM
I think Amber and Mike Boogie should get together and have lots of little retarded, self centered, pain in the ass children so that we may have a fresh supply of degenerates for future reality shows.That or hopefully they'd kill each other.
8 of 31 | Posted by CheriesTake
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Posted on August 22, 2007 8:47 PM
Oh and I cannot wait to see Drew Carey try to explain percentages to Amber!!!
"What's a percentage? Oh it's a number, well then I say seven! My lucky number is seven!!God loves me best! Wait, why are you putting a coat on me, I'm not cold.........Jesus loves me this I know, for my necklace tells me so............."
9 of 31 | Posted by CheriesTake
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Posted on August 22, 2007 9:02 PM
I saw a commercial for Power of 10 tonight. Amber and Daniele will be on next Tuesday's episode, right before BB.
And I just have to add: It really makes me giggle that the Bible bangers continue to make pilgrimages to the holiest of all altars, The Jack Shack. I think Howie needs to swing by the BB house and "consecrate" it for them.
10 of 31 | Posted by princesspeapod
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Posted on August 23, 2007 12:17 AM
I too am pissed that Amber won't be leaving. Stupid move by Dani. I think Jen would have had her back. Eric and Jessica could hook back up with Amber and Jameka at any time to take out the Dicks.
IHeartDani: I voted for Eric to give the Woobie to Dick. It would have made for priceless television. I don't get why America made it so easy on him by giving it too Jessica.
CheriesTake: Amber may have to wait for Mike Boogie's wound to heal. He had a genital wart lopped off his jack shack toy and cauterized by Dr. Will on Dr. 90210 last night. What a tool! First he has unprotected sex with some skank, then he lets the std procedure play out on cable television. NICE! Wait, you're right. Amber would be perfect for him.
11 of 31 | Posted by anw821
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Posted on August 23, 2007 6:37 AM
Crystal Methodist meets every Friday at the local pub. I know i'm a dealer.
wink wink...PRICELESS!!
GO AMBER!!!!
12 of 31 | Posted by Thisismarty
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Posted on August 23, 2007 7:23 AM
hey guys i just had a vision... and god spoke to me.. He told me i will go to lunch at 1pm and he told me i will need to stop by the gas station and get some gas. I just love it when god talks to me...i love being a crystal methodist!
LOL
13 of 31 | Posted by Thisismarty
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Posted on August 23, 2007 9:56 AM
If (if?) Jen goes I want the final two to be Dick and Amber, and then I want Amber to win. Because no one deserves it, so give it to the person who won't even remember winning, and dangle it just out of reach from the biggest richard on the planet. I'm through with these people.
Dick is so awful I no longer watch the show. I only read TVgasm.
14 of 31 | Posted by sparky
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Posted on August 23, 2007 10:27 AM
Shoonie!
Great recap and love the shout out to Beloit, WI. I thought I was the only one who knew about that place!
15 of 31 | Posted by JohnO328
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Posted on August 23, 2007 10:34 AM
I hope it's Dick & Eric in the final two.
16 of 31 | Posted by cajah
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Posted on August 23, 2007 11:28 AM
I have been restraining from commenting on this season of BB but I can't hold it in any longer.
Aside from the fact that no one in the house is likeable, AT ALL. There is a raging lunatic running around verbally and physically attacking women on a daily basis. This is nothing new in the BB house. Howie did it last year. The difference is that when Dick does it you can tell he REALLY has a hatred for women. So much so that I wonder if any of his previous marriage broke up because of spousal abuse. You can actually see this man trying to restrain himself from hitting Jen, Jameka, Amber and even his own daughter. I'm pretty confident this is part of the reason his daughter want nothing to do with him.
What's more disturbing is that the houseguest says nothing to him about this behavior until Dick turns it on them. And when he calms down they try to rationalize his behavior or even blame the person on the receiving end. WTF!!!
Even more disturbing than the houseguests lack of action is that the Producers allow him to continue in this fashion. No doubt if they hadn't slapped him on the wrist for dumping a glass full of tea on Jen, he would have eventually slapped Jen in the face thinking he could have gotten away with it. But I wish Jen, when Dick dumped the tea on her, should have hauled off and knocked the sh!t out of him. Letting him know you don't cross that line.
This season is frustrating on every level. There's not one likeable one in the whole bunch. Even worse than Dick is Eric. He epitomizes the worst stereotypes a Jewish person could have. He is a lyer, has a tendency to try to speak for the whole house while making things look like its not his fault. Often does the things he accusses others of. Is greedy. He has a mob mentality. And those expressions... I get the urge to place my right foot squarely up his azz everytime he speaks. He is a repulsive human being.
I don't give a damn who wins the money but Jen deserves it for being tortured for 6 weeks.
17 of 31 | Posted by America's Next Top Fan
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Posted on August 23, 2007 11:39 AM
Dick looking to back door Jen is only my 2nd favorite double entandre this year.
I think it was lovely when Dustin pointed out that he "loved being up against Dick".
Ya think?
18 of 31 | Posted by zengolfguy
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Posted on August 23, 2007 12:10 PM
ANTF,
I totally agree with Dick abuse! It crossed the line and there is sincere anger and hatred behind those tantrums.
But comparing him to Eric??? C'mon now...I mean maybe the guy isn't too likable but the lying and sneakyness is due to America's Player stuff, no? He's definitely not mean and abusive.
But did you see Dick try to run after Jameka started in on him?? He was squirming like...something gross that squirms! So *IF* he's confronted he backs down like the coward he is.
19 of 31 | Posted by sweetblondie
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Posted on August 23, 2007 12:16 PM
ANTF,
I totally agree with Dick abuse! It crossed the line and there is sincere anger and hatred behind those tantrums.
But comparing him to Eric??? C'mon now...I mean maybe the guy isn't too likable but the lying and sneakyness is due to America's Player stuff, no? He's definitely not mean and abusive.
But did you see Dick try to run after Jameka started in on him?? He was squirming like...something gross that squirms! So *IF* he's confronted he backs down like the coward he is.
20 of 31 | Posted by sweetblondie
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Posted on August 23, 2007 12:23 PM
ANTF (#17), I find the tone of your comments about Eric a little disturbing. First of all, it doesn't make any sense to accuse someone of being a liar or greedy in BB. It's a goddamn game show where it is established that the "nice" and "honest" people CAN NOT win. When you watch poker on TV do you get mad at people who bluff? Everyone in that house has lied to someone. Why do you single out Eric? Because he's Jewish he's displaying a negative stereotype? What about Amber, the Jew hating meth-head who invokes God as her personal assistant one minute and then lies the next? Is she displaying the worst characteristics of Jewish people too?
21 of 31 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on August 23, 2007 12:25 PM
P.S. - isn't it a little dumb to accuse people of being greedy who go on a game show to win MONEY? Of course they're greedy. If they weren't they'd be home with their families or in the Peace Corps or something.
22 of 31 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on August 23, 2007 12:40 PM
P.S. - isn't it a little dumb to accuse people of being greedy who go on a game show to win MONEY? Of course they're greedy. If they weren't they'd be home with their families or in the Peace Corps or something.
23 of 31 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on August 23, 2007 12:42 PM
P.S. - isn't it a little dumb to accuse people of being greedy who go on a game show to win MONEY? Of course they're greedy. If they weren't they'd be home with their families or in the Peace Corps or something.
24 of 31 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on August 23, 2007 12:45 PM
Sorry about the hat trick there. TypeKey is acting a little funky on me.
25 of 31 | Posted by JasonR
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Posted on August 23, 2007 12:48 PM
JasonR,
I'm only pointing out that Eric often criticizes people for being greedy and playing for their reasons when his whole thing is greed. He particularly goes after Jen about this every chance he gets. He used to talk to her civilly. But after watching weeks of Dick scream at her he has taken to doing it himself. Often unprovoked screaming at Jen and embelishing lies about her. He often talks about her as if she's not in the room and she's sitting right next to him. He is a low life. That's why I compared him to being even worse than Dick. Because he doesn't have the balls to do these things until he has seen Jen was beaten down and doesn't have any fight in her. So he's just dumping on her because he can.
As far as liar. Eric often gets in the DR and tells us one thing and goes to the houseguest and jumps from this story to that story only to enhance himself. You're right. They're playing for money and lying is required. But he does it in such a way that is disgusting. He does it in a manipulative type of way. When he's telling the lies he's looking them in the eye to see if they catch on and then he goes into his epileptic fits. I don't know why any of the houseguest haven't figured out that when he does that it means he's lying. And he does it often. Plus he's jealous of any male figure besides Dick. I stand by what I said. He is a rat.
26 of 31 | Posted by America's Next Top Fan
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Posted on August 23, 2007 1:34 PM
ANTF: Having always respected your opinions, you sound bitter & anti-male. The females in the house have been just as bad, Daniele & Jen come to mind. They've both lied tremendous amounts. And Amber is a complete hypocrite.
I'll agree easily that Dick has been over the top, & your comparasion to Howie is dead-on. The producers must think it's okay for the game. But Eric hasn't been as bad as ED by a loooong shot.
Enjoy the show for what it is- a mindless gameshow for our entertainment.
27 of 31 | Posted by cajah
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Posted on August 23, 2007 1:56 PM
I've been a huge fan of BB since the beginning, and I love having the 3 hours of Showtime every night, but,
I have much sympathy (empathy?) for Jen and the way they are treating her.
All led by Dick, of course (who, ewww, remind me of an ex).
And Eric, is following Dick's lead by harassing and ridiculing Jen.
It's seems like Eric, for the first time in his life, is part of the cool crowd and wants to stay there.
But the worst part for me is watching the others stand around, not doing anything.
This is "Mean Girls" come to Reality TV by means of a 44 yr old disgusting wanna-be and a 27 yr old nerd.
28 of 31 | Posted by Gruffydd
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Posted on August 23, 2007 1:59 PM
I don't know if anyone here watches Meerkat Manor, but if you do you will understand what I'm about to say. Poor Jen has turned into little Mozart. She has been banished from the group and just hangs around the edges hoping someone will accept her and not bite her on the ass. It's very sad to me to see what she has become. On BBAD everyone just ignores her. Dick's behavior is Ok but Jen's is unforgivable? WTF?
29 of 31 | Posted by CheriesTake
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Posted on August 23, 2007 4:56 PM
Gruffydd
I can't put it any better than that. You are spot on. And all the other are cowards for just letting it go on. Dick and Eric goes on their attack of Jen and everyone sits around looking as if they're having lunch in Central Park. And frankly, I can't wait until Eric gets out the house and desperately realizes that he's still a nerd! A lying, greedy, sneaky, manipulative, epileptic nerd. I really don't like him.
cajah
I'm not anti-male. It's just that two of the guys are complete azzholes and the other one is spineless. I'm finally starting to see Zach show some balls. But not enough. I absolutely loved Mike and Nick. Yeah Daniel and especially Jen has lied but they don't attack people. Well Jen doesn't anyway. Daniel does by proxy of her father.
I don't know. It's a game but it goes over the line when someone like Dick does what he does. And then after he viciously attacks Jameka or Jen tell them "It's just a game. Get over it, Beoytch!" At that point it ceased being a game to win money and became psychological warfare. No one signed up for that on BB8. And no one watching find it particularly entertaining.
30 of 31 | Posted by America's Next Top Fan
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Posted on August 23, 2007 6:09 PM
ANTF:
Sorry, I know I sounded sanctimonious in my last post, didn't mean to be preachy. It's possible I don't see the whole picture because I'm not watching much of the feeds.
Can't help wonder what's worse- ED's viciousness or Amber's bigotry?
31 of 31 | Posted by cajah
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Posted on August 23, 2007 6:47 PM