It's almost time to close the books on another chapter of Big Brother, and I will admit that the last few episodes are not that exciting. From the time the final three begin their quest for the Final HoH to the time during the finale when the members of the jury start laying the smack down on the last two house guests, there is really not that much to get really excited about. The HoH challenge takes place over a couple of days, so there really isn't any shenanigans with that. With only three days from the last episode and only three people left in the house, there isn't that much drama to get excited about. There are no reward challenges, so that really isn't a distraction either. With all that being said, there are ways to make sure the viewers check in, and CBS certainly cashed in on one of those. And the rest of the episode ended up being really exciting as well.
Those of you that have done some reading here at TVgasm know that the hand CBS played was none other than our favorite host, Julie Chen. If there was anybody flipping through the channels and saw Julie, there was little that person could do to avoid being mesmerized by her latest choice of wardrobe. To recap, Julie has given us the Saturn V pantsuit, and who can forget when she wore an off the shoulder top first on the left, then the right, and then finally no shoulders at all? When we thought she couldn't outdo herself any longer, she pulled out the six pack shirts, first red, then black. After a brief trip to garment sanity, Julie threatened to bust out on Tuesday. And yet, with all that we have been through, was there anything to prepare us for what Julie wore last night? Julie had an eclectic mix of chestnut suede pants and an orange silk shirt. It was like Julie was hosting a haunted house and not Big Brother. And just as I had given up all hope, the camel toe was back. If that wasn't enough, Julie topped it off with a scarf. My theory (pure speculation), is that Les Moonves took one look at what Julie had on air on Tuesday, and couldn't keep his hands to himself. The resulting aftermath must have left a mark or two, and when Julie's wardrobe people had to decide between putting her up in a turtleneck or concocting an outfit around a waspish neck scarf, they chose the latter. And we wouldn't have it any other way.
A lot of you may have thought there wasn't much more you could pack into an episode, but that is not the case. The HoH competition and surrounding decision actually did have a spot of drama. The endurance challenge is usually one of the best parts of the show. You really get to see the desire of the players and this year there was some added drama as the final three all had deals with each other, and Diane and Michael even added another pinky swear. Well, the endurance part of the competition was sort of anticlimactic, at least compared to the Diane vs. Jase standoff earlier in the year. Diane complained that she wanted to put her hair up, but Drew was having none of it. Michael obliged to help her, and as he used one hand to put the rubber band in her hair, his other hand briefly left his key, eliminating him. Immediately Diane started to apologize and Michael chastised himself for being the nice guy and putting his chance of winning in jeopardy. That left Diane and Drew, who had determined earlier that they would throw the first competition so Diane would win. Unfortunately for them, Michel was in the back yard, so they couldn't think of a good way Drew to lose. In the end, Drew ended up winning, which left Michael and Diane to battle it out in the next round.
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Comments (13)
i knew drew would pick cowboy if he won hoh. through the whole episdoe, his interaction with diane seemed really standoffish and detached. when he was with cowboy, he seemed really comfortable and genuine. the goodbye message drew gave diane really shows that he's not interested in her outside the game. he gave a more heartfelt message (and almost cried) when scott left! hmmm...since jase apparently is into women now, maybe scott should turn his attention to drew. who doesn't love a young, naive college boy?
1 of 13 | Posted by mattie | Posted on September 18, 2004 12:55 PM
Diane's exit was not a totally spite-free affair. Let's not forget the awkward handshake that Drew turned into a hug, or Diane's passive aggressive little remark which was something like "I don't remember that conversation at all, but it's okay, I'll see you when the game's over." and then SLAM - door closed. She wasn't so pleased with Drew's goodbye message either. trouble...
2 of 13 | Posted by b-side | Posted on September 18, 2004 1:21 PM
Hey, does anyone think that maybe Cowboy's stupidity was his strategy? I mean, what if was just acting like a complete dumba$$ just to make it to the final two. He could possibly be working towards his PhD in thermodynamics or something.
On second though, no, he's just a lucky moron.
3 of 13 | Posted by Anthropologist | Posted on September 18, 2004 5:03 PM
Cowboy's not a moron. A provincial yokel, but he ain't stupid. Else he would have fallen for Nakomis's "blood's thicker than" bid.
I wouldn't vote for Drew. He has repeatedly made his misogyny clear. "Women are the root of all evil." This from someone so young. Drew's had a cushy life. I'd give it to Cowboy who could at least do for himself and his family who have so little.
4 of 13 | Posted by Lady J | Posted on September 18, 2004 10:34 PM
Diane will definately need ^therapy^ after this. I don't think the girl will ever see Drew outside the house.
That Drew is one smart cookie!! I think he'll win by a landslide.
Cowboy should be able to fix his teeth with second place. so much for that treadmill for April though.
5 of 13 | Posted by CHICA MONTEZ | Posted on September 19, 2004 7:52 AM
There is far too much anti-redneck sentiment in the jury house for Michael to have much of a chance.
Drew miscalculated--Diane has made far too many enemies on the jury, and with the twins and the faultlessly loyal Cowboy in the bag, he'd only have needed Nakomis, Will, or Marvin, none of whom did he break any promises with and all of whom were royally screwed over by Diane.
But I still like his chances: Marvin would rather vote for the pretty-boy than the obviously racist Cowboy, who campaigned against him from the beginning. Will has been using thoughts of Drew as whack-off material for the past three months and wouldn't vote for Cowboy to get a 'Queer-Eye' makeover, much less half a million bucks. Diane is still under the sad illusion that Drew will want anything to do with her after the game, and, despite the sting of betrayal, will probably rationalize his choice as a means of getting her to sway the jury in his (or, in her mind, their) favor. And then there's Karen, who was never backstabbed by Drew and who has to hold her nose just to speak the words 'Cowboy' or 'Michael.'
Even the twins will be conflicted because of their bible-beater friendship with Drew, though they will probably favor Cowboy since he never had to vote either of them out. Nakomis too will be conflicted, but she doesn't exactly owe Michael any favors since he evicted her, and let's face it: can you imagine a worse nightmare than suddenly discovering that you're related to a guy that makes Cousin Eddie from 'Vacation' look like a paragon of class and taste?
There's always the chance that one or two swing voters will cave in to pity for Cowboy's white trash circumstances, but most of them are probably smart enough to realize that, after taxes, the 1/2 million ought to leave just enough to get Cowboy out of hock and pay for a tacky wedding involving horses and Toby Keith. The 'dude ranch for kids' as probably a bigger pipe dream than a CBS sit-com. What'll be left over of that money wouldn't buy a 1,000 sq. foot ranch house, and who wants to send their kids off to learn ropin' and bull-ridin' from a guy who bursts into tears every time he hears the word 'Chasen'?
Jack predicts: Drew, 5-2.
6 of 13 | Posted by jack | Posted on September 19, 2004 12:39 PM
P.S. - the fact that the 2nd place prize of $50 grand is still enough money to make Cowboy cry for a week straight will assuage the guilt of certain jury members who might be considering a pity vote. Drew's apparently privileged background may work against him, but in the end, it'll be another high-school popularity contest.
Either way, look out for Rupert Redux at your local water park or Six Flags. Thank God there are no pro sports teams in Oklahoma.
7 of 13 | Posted by jack | Posted on September 19, 2004 12:53 PM
ya know, wtf is drew thinking? of course cowboy would be the house favorite to win. i dont see anyone on the jury that cowboy has offended really (save nakomis aka jennifer, the restaurant hostess from bfe) and with so many people hating on diane, drew would have easily won.
idiot.
i really dont understand why cowboy gets so much sympathy since he's some poor schmuck from OK with a wife and step-kid. thats his lot in life, he can deal with it. the argument that he should win based on life circumstances is total bollocks--rich kids need money too!
8 of 13 | Posted by jash | Posted on September 20, 2004 11:12 AM
I just knew you were going to mention that camel toe seen round the world.
And you did, I thank you.
As for Holly & Jase having a relationship, sure, why wouldn't it be true.
We all know Holly is cute but not a lot going on upstairs. It just proves to me what a dimwit Jase is as well.
Why would Diane not vote for Drew to get the money? Doesn't she want her boyfriend to win so she can share the happiness, I mean money, with him?
And I really didn't want either of these people to win. I feel like both of them rode on the coat tails of others. Just kind of following and remaining to quiet.
9 of 13 | Posted by Genevieve | Posted on September 20, 2004 12:30 PM
once again the most obnoxious team in baseball (the yankees, in case it wasn't obvious) kept me from watching the far better tv experience of big brother. thanks a fucking lot new york city.
anywho, the pic of julie looks like she is working as an stewardess for Eastern Airlines circa 1979.
10 of 13 | Posted by njy | Posted on September 20, 2004 12:37 PM
Drew will probably win this one. everyone knows what a parasite Cowboy has been all summer and he literally leeched his way to the top. he was a lacky for whomever happend to be in power that week and even played look-out for the twins while they bible thumped drew into doing things their way. The jurys not going to reward that type of behavior. at least i hope not.
11 of 13 | Posted by E.B. | Posted on September 21, 2004 6:24 AM
I can't believe I missed this episode!!! OY!
12 of 13 | Posted by alan | Posted on September 21, 2004 11:41 AM
Wish you would issue the Scott & Jase video on DVD. I watch it over & over & over...........Whoever put that together is really talented.
13 of 13 | Posted by doowahdiddy | Posted on September 21, 2004 8:40 PM