Oh, about that free booze. It turns out there wasn't so much of that either. Upon entering the party, I head straight for one of the bars. I took a quick look behind the bartender to see what kind of hardware he was packing. I wasn't expecting to see any Glenlivet or Tullamore Dew, but a little Absolut and some Jack never hurt anybody. The bartender saw my quizzical, almost shocked expression, and told me there were no spirits available. Just beer, wine, soda, and juice. This was going to be a long night, and I didn't know how much I could take with a sobriety halo hanging over my head. Then again, the lack of booze meant there was less of a chance of any agents showing up to the party. As I told a former Big Brother cast member later in the night, I should have brought a flask.

As I hit the buffet, I noticed the music. I was wondering if somebody had actually been paid to do the music, or if they just pooled a bunch of CDs left around the set and put them in a big changer. It started with a strange smooth jazz cover of A Tribe Called Quest's Banita Applebaum, and just got worse from there. And the deviled eggs were overdone.

I didn't spend my time at the party actually trying to meet anybody. Half of them are going to end up trawling around Los Angeles for the foreseeable future anyway. Plus, I felt kind of bad after spending so much time trashing these people all summer. I didn't want to jeopardize any cheap shots I may take in future articles by investigating the actual off-screen personalities of these people.

On that note, I am going to get my Jase comments out of the way. Some of you may have wondered if Jase accidentally got in the way of the wrong makeup person before he went on air for the finale. Well, that same makeup person arrived before the wrap party because Jase had those ultra strange eyebrows going again, looking like he was just coming back from an audition of Victor/Victoria. He had a jacket on, but it was clearly hiding YASS (yet another sleeveless shirt). Jase was holding hands with Holly most of the evening, and they had another young brunette in tow. They both love their Juicy Couture.