Ever wonder if a pointsettia and a raccoon had a love child? Well, look no further than the Kennedy Center Honors where fashionista Julie Chen debuted her latest sartorial debacle. Granted, the six-pack rings were conspicuously absent, but the good news is that Julie's patented awkward fashions are still intact. I particularly like the Asian woman behind her desperately trying to corral in the Chenbot before her determined gait leads to some sort of red carpet disaster. But despite her friend's intentions, Julie Chen seems to be giving one giant "But first" as she plods towards some inevitable awkward moment. Alas, not even the shiniest of women can stop the Chenbot once her mission coordinates have been set: "MUST FOLLOW LES. MUST ATTEND KENNEDY CENTER HONORS."

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