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Clipgasm: But First 2006 Edition - TVgasm

by B-Side

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Tonight is the season finale of Big Brother: All Stars, and to celebrate the occasion, we present to you our second annual Julie Chen "But First" montage. One Chenbot to rule them all.

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Posted by B-Side on September 12, 2006 12:53 PM

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Nothing will top the original

Posted by: Madeyoulaugh [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 1:06 PM(#1 of 25)

I was going to say I loved it, but first, I think I should watch it again.

Posted by: geewits [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 1:07 PM(#2 of 25)

But AWESOME !!!

Posted by: Here4theBeer [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 1:29 PM(#3 of 25)

Ooooh Chenbot multiplies into STEREO SOUND

Posted by: m_ruv [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 1:31 PM(#4 of 25)

Am I the only one who found the multiple ChenBots (though awesome) slightly terrifying?

Posted by: MissKatrina [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 1:43 PM(#5 of 25)

The Heidi cameo - Brilliant!


hb

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 1:44 PM(#6 of 25)

"But James..." LOL

Posted by: Sherlock [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 2:13 PM(#7 of 25)

But first... That really is one ugly woman.

Posted by: pupkick [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 2:16 PM(#8 of 25)

that...was....amazing.

the "but james" was the best. and the janey "but first"

Posted by: beccs98 [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 2:33 PM(#9 of 25)

I'm already sporting my But First tank top in anticipation. Maybe Julie will tell Erika "but first there's some things you need to know about Boogie". :)

Posted by: zoobabe [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 2:55 PM(#10 of 25)

Who wants to bet that the finale will have no "but firsts?"

I loved the Heidi cameo, too. I remember when I was watching that, I wasn't really paying that much attention, and she said, "But first," and honestly I jumped in my chair and yelled "KLUMBOT!"

Posted by: Mark [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 3:22 PM(#11 of 25)

I just had an orgasm. Is that bad?

KH

Posted by: KatiesHole [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 3:47 PM(#12 of 25)

She really does sound like a sex therapist instructing "butt, first."

Posted by: RealityTV4Me [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 4:19 PM(#13 of 25)

Aaah, I love it!!

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 7:11 PM(#14 of 25)

I'm mad I read the comments first, if I hadn't known about the "But James" it would have been about 11 or 12 times funnier.

Compared to the other montage, for some reason, Chenbot doesn't seem so enthused this time around. Am I wrong? Only in the purple shirt and when Howie is straddling the spiderweb is there a hint of joy in the Chenbot's voice.

I must say though the Chenbotgasm at the end was pretty much awesome.

Posted by: Greg [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 8:25 PM(#15 of 25)

hahaha that was awesom! but first v2.0 is great! the cameos were funny, but james, and the multiple bots!

Posted by: byebyebitches [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 9:20 PM(#16 of 25)

But first...me loves it!

I loved the Heidi Klum throw in...my boyfriend is Obsessed with her!

Posted by: mck [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 9:40 PM(#17 of 25)

chenbot at its finest.

you should have a clipgasm of 2006's wannabe "but first" moments...

...just a suggestion. =)

only the chenbot can pull it off.

Posted by: thatswhack [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 12, 2006 10:10 PM(#18 of 25)

Let be known that I didn't do anything to manipulate the audio during the multiple on-screen Chenbot shots. That audio is the audio she's saying in each panel. So when the screen is divied up into nine sections, you are actually hearing nine sets of stereo audio tracks. Of course, since she delivers the line exactly the same each time, it just sounds like a faint echo. That's why we love the Chenbot: robotic precision at its best.

Posted by: B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 13, 2006 12:11 AM(#19 of 25)

That's hilarious. That "but James" one just cracked me up.

Posted by: Shollia [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 13, 2006 1:09 AM(#20 of 25)

Hilarious update on the all time classic. BTW if you Google "But First" you end up right here at the 'Gasm. You could always throw in some "Today" show "but firsts" as well. They say it more there than the Chenbot. Every time they throw it to the local channels for news updates, they say "but first, this is Today" . . .

Posted by: JasonR [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 13, 2006 7:09 AM(#21 of 25)

I don't even watch Big Brother, and this made me laugh!

Posted by: mandymax [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 13, 2006 8:55 AM(#22 of 25)

I like to leave watching the "But First" montage until after the season...so I just caught this.

Hillarious work...and I LOVE the random Jim Rome insert!

Good Night Now!

Posted by: Redhead [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 13, 2006 9:49 AM(#23 of 25)

Wow, after "But James" my laptop fell off my lap due to laughing convulsions and I had to watch it again. And then the multiple Chen-bot? I think I peed my pants

Posted by: DickeyD [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 13, 2006 12:48 PM(#24 of 25)

The end of that reminded me of those scenes in Star Trek Voyager when they'd pan out on the Borg ship to reveal millions of Borg drones, all saying "Resistance is Futile."

Posted by: Lubin Odana [TypeKey Profile Page] | September 14, 2006 3:09 PM(#25 of 25)

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