Conscientious Objector - 
by J-Unit
For a lot of Big Brother fans out there, Jase's eviction signaled a turning point in the show. Without the main antagonist, the viewers at home would likely be subjected to several weeks of the boring house guests talking politely amongst themselves and going about in a generally civilized manner. Luckily for us, CBS fills the Big Brother house with humans, so we are always assured of all the bitching, double-crossing, paranoia and backstabbing that you can fit in just sixty minutes. And that's just the way we like it.
For all of you out there that tune in to watch Julie Chen, I know there must have been a little bit of disappointment when you saw what she was wearing today. The Chenbot has had some great outfits this year, and she hasn't been afraid to show the world everything she's got. This week, Julie was ready for the dinner party in a black pantsuit. Positives: both of the shoulders made an appearance. Negatives: those black pants negate any possible camel toe effect for the evening. Knowing that there would be a live eviction to go along with the HoH competition Julie has to emcee, I knew there would be plenty of wonderfully plastic ad-libs to enjoy for the rest of the evening.
Before we got to the live eviction, we got a chance to meet Will's friends. Will, who we have been told comes from Tupelo, Mississippi, actually lives in New York. Since the producers have already used the "simple but charming southern family" background segment this year on Marvin last week, we met Will's friends from New York. Pretty standard stuff, until you got to the part where CBS tries to convince us that Will's friends watch Big Brother ever week with their plate of brie and fruit in front of the television. I guess it is to show that sophisticated folks watch trashy reality as well. Are you shitting me? Clearly anybody in New York that trendy who watches TV would have a Tivo. Try harder CBS.
I love live evictions. Not only does it add an little bit extra drama to all of the proceedings, but I love the brief "tale of the tape" we get from Julie Chen just before each of the housemates is sent off to give their vote. The producers must have been very pleased since the eligible voters left the score three votes for Marvin and three votes for Will, therefore forcing Adria to make the choice for eviction herself. The results were not a huge surprise(the only mild shocker was that Drew and Diane did not vote for the same person), after all Adria boasted earlier in the week she was prepared to make the decision and let everybody know she was not scared. Adria was clearly not ready to make the vote and stumbled through her lines on the way to casting the final vote to evict Will.
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