Big Brother: Finally, The Republicans Win Something
Tonight, on the last night of the best season of Big Brother in a loooong time,
Renny wins a new wig!
September 17, 2008
September 11, 2008
Big Brother: Old Man Juror
I saw you with your pants down, and my soul made that exact same face.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: Old Man Juror" »September 10, 2008
Dan, Dan, He's Our Man, if He Can't Do It He'll Lie Until He Does
Previously on Big Brother, my heart was ripped from my chest, eaten by a jackal and then pooped out in a muddy alley in Cincinnati. I'll never love again.
"I don't wanna close my eyes. I don't wanna fall asleep, 'cause I'll miss you babe, and I don't wanna miss a thing......"
Continue reading "Big Brother: Dan, Dan, He's Our Man, if He Can't Do It He'll Lie Until He Does" »September 8, 2008
Big Brother: We're Just Friends
Tonight on Big Brother, Memphis shows sick tendencies, Dan poses a lot, and Jessie sweats off even more weight.
September 5, 2008
Big Brother: Wigstock '08
Previously on Big Brother, Renny dazzled America with her wigs, dangly earrings, and muumuus. I'm pullin' for ya girl!
Baby Jane grew up to be healthy and happy, contrary to nasty rumors.
September 3, 2008
Big Brother: Look Who's Talking OH MY GOD, IT HAS FANGS
Soooo...didn't think I was going to have to call a priest over to my house this evening to exorcise the demon babies from my DVR. Thanks a lot, show.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: Look Who's Talking OH MY GOD, IT HAS FANGS" »September 1, 2008
Big Brother: Yap Yap Yap
Previously on Big Brother, all the jerkfaces were eliminated, and now there are five people left and I really like four of them. That's not how it's supposed to happen on this show! Don't you know I'm supposed to despise every last one of you by now? DON'T YOU? Quick, one of you call somebody a racially charged name or burn somebody with a cigarette or something so I feel less awkward! Do it, NOW!
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: Yap Yap Yap" »August 29, 2008
Big Brother: The Donkey and the Elephant Are Both Losers
Tonight on Big Brother, I thought I missed the double elimination because of the stupid election coverage running late and got really really mad and ate half a pizza and then BB came on after all and I felt really guilty and vowed to start dieting again tomorrow. Thankfully, I wasn't wearing my cross when I made the vow cuz it's technically tomorrow now and I still have half a pizza in the fridge.
Barack, John, you are both evicted.
August 27, 2008
Big Brother: Deal or No Deal?
Previously on Big Brother I was accused of gaying up my recaps too much.
I have no plans on stopping.
Continue reading "Big Brother: Big Brother: Deal or No Deal?" »August 25, 2008
Big Brother: Score One for St. Mary's
This week on Big Brother, Dan takes his "suck hard" strategy to an entirely new sucktacular high.
I can't hear you. Suck louder.